iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 29/09/2026

update: i could suck the chrome right off a tailpipe at this point and if someone grazed my thigh with their hand i might cum.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 28/09/2026

proof of life on #mcm in case the dick pic on saturday wasn’t enough

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 27/09/2026

i jerk off every day. i decided that since @jololikejazz.bsky.social is going to be here for a lil visit that i will not. it's been 3 days. i'm dying please send help

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 08/09/2026

there. the back steps are done now. i don't ever want to do any work outside again for the rest of the season, k?

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 04/09/2026

it’s a weird thing to be excited about but after almost 4 years of mysterious rashes and joint pains and just generally being miserable off and on, they finally found evidence that my immune system is making antibodies targeting my own cells.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 02/09/2026

it's so hard to find a good doctor when you're queer. i lost mine a couple of years ago when the clinic closed, and the one i ended up at was not good. super dismissive, charted "homosexual" as a problem on my chart. i finally had enough after she did a worthless referral to rheumatology, (1/2)

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 30/08/2026

"Vaccine reactions in cats are incredibly rare." My cat: *has one requiring a $330 emergency vet visit*

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 27/08/2026

you can tell i'm a fag on account of how i am

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 25/08/2026

and the front deck is stained. does it look perfect? not even close. but it’s an improvement 🤣

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 23/08/2026

yay, homeownership! (said with only the slightest hint of sarcasm. i'm exhausted). the decks are washed and treated with wood brightener (before and after of the front deck). now i have to stain once they're dry.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 20/08/2026

look ma, my air conditioning is working properly again! (sound on)

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 20/08/2026

i fear i was being butch again 😔 (i replaced my furnace blower motor tonight)

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 17/08/2026

oh, yay! photos are working again. anyway, the joys of homeownership strike again and my furnace blower motor is dying, having given me a generous 3 months to relax after my water heater.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 09/08/2026

some continuity (i was going through old photos with my mom today). my maternal grandparents holding me the day of my baptism in june of 1992 in my paternal grandparents' living room, and my breakfast nook today.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 07/08/2026

pro tip to anyone with a garbage disposal: if you do not use it occasionally, you will find yourself rather annoyed when you do eventually need to use it.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 06/08/2026

ok. live in: 🇺🇸 born in: 🇺🇸 parents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸 grandparents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 great grandparents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 been to: i can’t afford to travel.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 06/08/2026

His tumescent, turgid member quivered in anticipation, oozing a torrent of clear, viscous fluid, as he brought it up to his lover’s eager lips. “Suck that shit and make me bust!” he cried. His lover’s only response was a simple gag, as tears welled up in his eyes.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 05/08/2026

wisconsin is for gay cheese and lesbian beer.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 05/08/2026

my PDS was down all day and i couldn’t get on this site so anyway hey everyone, i’m back

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 04/08/2026

i won’t be posting mine because it is the same picture of my cat it has been for like 2 years now

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 03/08/2026

with ideas like these, it’s no wonder my mom pays me to do administrative tasks for her child care center.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 03/08/2026

i’ve got 4, i’ll let you guess which one i don’t have.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 03/08/2026

it’s monday and so that means the universe is homophobic because it continues to let mondays happen

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 02/08/2026

well that was just so exciting. one of my smoke detectors (that are all less than 2 years old) decided that it was simply going to go off. and refuse to stop going off. and that meant that the rest of them were going off too since they're wireless. until i finally managed to unplug the battery 🤣

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 01/08/2026

imagine spending six figures on a juris doctor, passing the bar, and then ending up working in consumer debt collection

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 01/08/2026

hypertext transfer protocol smack talk meh throw shade digital literacy

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 01/08/2026

it was a long, stressful week at work and i’m tired. why don’t you get down and make it hard for me?

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 31/07/2026

i would, but then i don’t know, because then i would have to, you know?

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 31/07/2026

just know that i’m undressing me with my hands

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 31/07/2026

so i like to keep tabs on one of my exes because he has a history of stalking/harassing me so i like to have a general idea of where he is living. anyway, love that Wisconsin’s court records are public because i see the dumbass is about to lose his license for a second time over tickets 🤣

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 31/07/2026

you ever think back at a situation where you've always blamed yourself and realize "wait a minute, i wasn't in the wrong there"? like almost 10 years ago now, i had been flirting it up on messenger with this guy i had worked with in the past when i lived in a different city. (1/4)

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 31/07/2026

being gay isn't easy, but i sure am

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 31/07/2026

honestly though, the way i know so much about many traditionally masc-coded interests simply because i think the guys who do them and post videos on the internet are hot should be studied.

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bitch lasagna (american hole wizard) @jokerpajamas.top · 31/07/2026

someone please explain to me why i (a person terrified of heights and gets nasty secondhand vertigo) have started watching videos of this guy who climbs trees to do tree removal? oh that's right, because he's cute.

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