mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I clocked these while at the market for some coffee and such as. To a nearby clerk who looked to be older than myself I asked “is nothing sacred?” He laughed (his childhood is now ruined too) but took a second before replying. “In this case, wouldn’t it be is nothing profane?” Thank you grocery guy. 060
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Post a photo from 2019. I miss having crazy forearm veins. 0480
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 19/04/2026without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18 070
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I just said thank you to my barber, from my bathroom, hours after my cut. I thanked him while I was in the chair of course, but just now, after a shower, I had to thank the mirror. I needed this today, and I braved a near nor’easter to get it. Good hair is self-care. 02125
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Digging the pinky blue light cast by some rainbow window privacy film. 1481
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Haven’t seen any nods for R.E.M. on the best o’ the 90’s lists. Harrumph. It’s no banger, admittedly, but it’s fucking gorgeous: 1140
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 05/12/2025December’s out there w/its boobies all up in my face today 090
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I love it when my very straight barber says “I left a little curl for you.” 4671
mark @turtlesby.bsky.social · 22/07/2025No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it? We share a firmly held conviction about this subject. 060
