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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Hell yeah! LFG Georgia! 👏
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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Sucks to be scalpers, I guess. Cut back on the starbucks and you'll probably be fine 🤷
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/01/2026
this ratio of JD vance is insane lol
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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I mean, he ain't wrong
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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I heard someone calling that ICE maggot an 'experienced officer'. I guess that's just another word for domestic terrorist.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Thousands of US protestors gathered at the site where Renee Good was murdered by Trump’s ICE regime troops, have a message for the rest of the United States: “Rise up, Take a Stand” #3E (🎥 @ScooterCasterNY )
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 07/01/2026
One. Per. Minute. These are real photos of real people. Being turned into some of the grossest and most violating sexual images you can imagine. By Elon's chatbot. While Elon laughs about it. #TeslaTakedown
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert
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Lisa Reyna Loe @lisaloe.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Hey Megyn Kelly, 14-year-old Eloise would like a word: “If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good… because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.” Sound up! 🔥🔊 1/2
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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I loooove the Legend of Starfy! 🌟
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
“He’s having a seizure and they’re trying to rip the baby out of her hands”
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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Oh, so now Ted "stop attacking pedophiles" Cruz is worried about the law
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com
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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I'm surprised he got off his knees long enough to even notice there was elections last night lol
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The Trump Regime finally entering the FO stage of FAFO.
California says
FDT, Prop 50 passes!

Picture of Gavin Newsom
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/11/2025
In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Spotted in DC
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/11/2025
Who did this?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
🎯 🎯
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 28/10/2025
Donald Trump: Best in Show
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
See the difference? 👀 #NoKings
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Adding it to the list! 🙏🏻
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Poor Donnie 😢
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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Ted 'stop attacking pedophiles' Cruz
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 19/10/2025
This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Don’t be a Dick-Tator
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"
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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
People need to realize not every game is gonna cater to what they like. Don't turn into a child cause someone likes a game you disliked. Learn to chill more and complain less and play games you actually like
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
“You’re making everyone here uncomfortable.” “I’m Andrew Cuomo. That’s my brand!”😆 More epic Cuomo trolling here. (H/T @climatedefiance.bsky.social )
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 13/10/2025
Photos from Portland's Emergency World Naked Bike Ride: Hundreds held a die-in on the Burnside Bridge before continuing to the ICE facility in South Portland.
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Photos: Portland Emergency World Naked Bike Ride Die-in on Burnside Bridge
Elayna Yussen and Suzette Smith
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 13/10/2025
POV: You’re at the Emergency World Naked Bike Ride in Portland, OR.
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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Kid Rock dresses like he can't be trusted around kids
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 10/10/2025
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
"After a few moments of laughter..." The No Kings organizers with a fun, tidy response to Mike Johnson's shenanigans.
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 10/10/2025
Elon Musk, together with LibsOfTikTok call for a nationwide boycott of Netflix and mass cancellations over a single cartoon character coming out as trans. This is picked up and massively promoted by a host of right-wing influencers, As a result, Netflix stock... is up 2%. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
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Netflix Stock Up As Elon Musk's Anti-Trans Boycott Fails To Materialize
Last week, conservatives tried to cancel Netflix to force the carrier to remove transgender characters.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
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The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 09/10/2025
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
We know more about the massive military-style raid on a Chicago housing complex thanks to the reporting of @southsideweekly.bsky.social, @blockclubchi.bsky.social, and neighborhood resident Eboni Watson who chronicled the event. Among the emerging questions: what's real estate's role in this?
section of text from South Side Weekly's coverage, which says: "The building was purchased by Wisconsin-based investor Trinity Flood in January 2020, according to Cook County records. On October 1, the day after the raid, a judge reviewed an emergency motion from Wells Fargo seeking to appoint Matthew Tarshis of Frontline Real Estate Partners as the property’s receiver. 

Flood purchased three multifamily properties in South Shore in 2020. The neighborhood, which had the highest number of eviction filings in Chicago from 2015-2019 according to the Law Center for Better Housing, has seen a rise in outside real estate investors since the 2017 announcement of the Obama Presidential Center’s construction in the neighboring Jackson Park.

Wells Fargo Bank foreclosed on the building in mid-2024, bringing a $27 million lawsuit against Flood for missed loan payments. In late 2024, the City began closing its largest migrant shelters and, through state funding assistance distributed via Catholic Charities and moving support from New Life Church, relocated many families to buildings such as this one."
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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Oof, that sounds terrible. Crystalized ginger on the other hand? Not THAT sounds delicious!
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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Next thing you know they'll put chocolate chips in carrot cake
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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Who's WE? It was shitty when the older generation did that to to us. Seems like they're mad gen z can smell bs and are showing them they don't have to put up with it
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
When ICE pulls up the the Veterans Rally Point!
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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Zoo Tycoon 🧡
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Tiffany Babb @explodingarrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
If you have two minutes free right now, call Netflix and leave a comment in support of this programming and ask them to stand up for their shows against political pressure. Phone number is 1-866-952-4456, and I waited less than a minute before a human picked up.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Ted Cruz: “How about we all come together and say let's stop attacking p*dophiles." 🤔
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Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
What the fuck?
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2025
NEW: Rachel Maddow drops unseen bodycam footage of feds coordinating the arrest of Newark Mayor Baraka. I REPEAT: the feds ordered his arrest even though he wasn’t breaking any laws. Federal agent: “We are arresting the mayor right now per the Deputy Attorney General of the United States.”
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