Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Hell yeah! LFG Georgia! 👏 020 2
Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Sucks to be scalpers, I guess. Cut back on the starbucks and you'll probably be fine 🤷 000 0
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢onion person @junlper.beer · 09/01/2026this ratio of JD vance is insane lol 14083411073 8.3K
Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I heard someone calling that ICE maggot an 'experienced officer'. I guess that's just another word for domestic terrorist. 000 0
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Thousands of US protestors gathered at the site where Renee Good was murdered by Trump’s ICE regime troops, have a message for the rest of the United States: “Rise up, Take a Stand” #3E (🎥 @ScooterCasterNY ) 392356777 2.4K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 07/01/2026One. Per. Minute. These are real photos of real people. Being turned into some of the grossest and most violating sexual images you can imagine. By Elon's chatbot. While Elon laughs about it. #TeslaTakedown 2268104 268
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/11/2025🎵 “Join Ice” - @wellesmusic on Colbert 25769512846 7K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Lisa Reyna Loe @lisaloe.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Hey Megyn Kelly, 14-year-old Eloise would like a word: “If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good… because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.” Sound up! 🔥🔊 1/2 610198407613 19.8K
Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I loooove the Legend of Starfy! 🌟 030 3
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 10/11/2025The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person. The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person. People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives. And working people want leaders whose word means something to them. 20186189614990 61.9K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/11/2025“He’s having a seizure and they’re trying to rip the baby out of her hands” 1237118837097 11.9K
Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Oh, so now Ted "stop attacking pedophiles" Cruz is worried about the law 020 2
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Thank you, New York City. Together we made history. Now let’s get to work. transition2025.com 1343537038029 53.7K
Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I'm surprised he got off his knees long enough to even notice there was elections last night lol 000 0
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 05/11/2025The Trump Regime finally entering the FO stage of FAFO. 191070191 1.1K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢The Onion @theonion.com · 04/11/2025In Memoriam: Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War 136121342844 12.1K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Spotted in DC 612046685 2K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/11/2025Who did this? 28495411624 9.5K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 30/10/2025🎯 🎯 11547972423 4.8K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 28/10/2025Donald Trump: Best in Show 1122347660 2.3K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/10/2025See the difference? 👀 #NoKings 452294949229 29.5K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Adding it to the list! 🙏🏻 1024767 247
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Poor Donnie 😢 16433125 433
Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Ted 'stop attacking pedophiles' Cruz 000 0
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 19/10/2025This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings 22898837428607 88.4K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Don’t be a Dick-Tator 31690722464 9.1K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs. 147202115535 20.2K
Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 17/10/2025People need to realize not every game is gonna cater to what they like. Don't turn into a child cause someone likes a game you disliked. Learn to chill more and complain less and play games you actually like 020 2
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 17/10/2025What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience. 898327856091 32.8K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16/10/2025“You’re making everyone here uncomfortable.” “I’m Andrew Cuomo. That’s my brand!”😆 More epic Cuomo trolling here. (H/T @climatedefiance.bsky.social ) 1492508750 2.5K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 13/10/2025Photos from Portland's Emergency World Naked Bike Ride: Hundreds held a die-in on the Burnside Bridge before continuing to the ICE facility in South Portland.portlandmercury.comPhotos: Portland Emergency World Naked Bike Ride Die-in on Burnside BridgeElayna Yussen and Suzette Smith 39730 97
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 13/10/2025POV: You’re at the Emergency World Naked Bike Ride in Portland, OR. 6371111 371
Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Kid Rock dresses like he can't be trusted around kids 000 0
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 10/10/2025Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight. Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1... 578192815945 19.3K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 10/10/2025"After a few moments of laughter..." The No Kings organizers with a fun, tidy response to Mike Johnson's shenanigans. 4444581557 4.5K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 10/10/2025Elon Musk, together with LibsOfTikTok call for a nationwide boycott of Netflix and mass cancellations over a single cartoon character coming out as trans. This is picked up and massively promoted by a host of right-wing influencers, As a result, Netflix stock... is up 2%. @rikiwilchins.bsky.socialerininthemorning.comNetflix Stock Up As Elon Musk's Anti-Trans Boycott Fails To MaterializeLast week, conservatives tried to cancel Netflix to force the carrier to remove transgender characters. 618941 189
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.youtube.comThe Onion Investigates: Jeffrey EpsteinYouTube video by The Onion 18971691988 7.2K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 09/10/2025The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised. 18505545122389 55.5K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 08/10/2025We know more about the massive military-style raid on a Chicago housing complex thanks to the reporting of @southsideweekly.bsky.social, @blockclubchi.bsky.social, and neighborhood resident Eboni Watson who chronicled the event. Among the emerging questions: what's real estate's role in this? 5839319 839
Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Oof, that sounds terrible. Crystalized ginger on the other hand? Not THAT sounds delicious! 130 3
Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Next thing you know they'll put chocolate chips in carrot cake 120 2
Turtles are Better Than People 🐢 @turtlepowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Who's WE? It was shitty when the older generation did that to to us. Seems like they're mad gen z can smell bs and are showing them they don't have to put up with it 010 1
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 04/10/2025When ICE pulls up the the Veterans Rally Point! 22471230 471
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Tiffany Babb @explodingarrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2025If you have two minutes free right now, call Netflix and leave a comment in support of this programming and ask them to stand up for their shows against political pressure. Phone number is 1-866-952-4456, and I waited less than a minute before a human picked up. 3727172321 2.7K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 02/10/2025We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness. 22686495396 8.6K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Ted Cruz: “How about we all come together and say let's stop attacking p*dophiles." 🤔 57734831200 3.5K
Reposted by Turtles are Better Than People 🐢Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2025NEW: Rachel Maddow drops unseen bodycam footage of feds coordinating the arrest of Newark Mayor Baraka. I REPEAT: the feds ordered his arrest even though he wasn’t breaking any laws. Federal agent: “We are arresting the mayor right now per the Deputy Attorney General of the United States.” 12333168615541 31.7K