Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I always feel an obligation to make sure the house is tidy and clean when my wife gets home from a trip and succeed maybe 12% of the time. 010
Reposted by Turtle Lawyercoach smitty @cwsmitty74.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“you got that hit mail piece on Talarico?” “sure thing, boss, real fucking sexy just like you asked” “what?” 301425174
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The number of follows I get from obviously bullshit accounts that just want you to follow back is deeply irritating. They’re endemic 000
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My only slightly joking proposal is that if we’re going to have the death penalty, it should have to be a guillotine. We could make it 100% effective, quick, and doesn’t sanitize what we’re doing 4453
Reposted by Turtle LawyerSukie 💙🇺🇸🇺🇦🌊 @froggybottompond.bsky.social · 30/09/2026''I'd like to go ahead and solve it. The Atlanta Hawks.'' 198142313089
Reposted by Turtle LawyerVoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.” 6855491028
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m something of a heretic in that I didn’t like breaking bad or the wire. I gave BB a good 3 seasons and just kept waiting for it to get good. I don’t think it would make my top 50 list 001
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yea basically anyone has jurisdictions over pirates. Pirates are surprisingly central to the foundations of international law 010
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I think he loves the slavish devotion from OANN etc but Fox is still the premier conservative outlet and he knows that 000
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Yea I generally agree with Will’s assessment of the vibecession but we’re now in a scenario of persistent higher inflation that is an unambiguous result of the president’s actions. Carter failed to make it better. Trump is actively making it worse 020
Reposted by Turtle LawyerPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026My latest newsletter is a friendly bit of political advice for Democrats.stringinamaze.netDon't Surrender On Trans RightsMany Democrats are running scared on trans issues. They shouldn't be. 383844881
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Jesus Christ. I kinda like Durbin but not mad that he won’t be there come January 000
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I fundamentally agree with the view that there is no universe in which trans people are better served by a Paxton than Talarico but find myself deeply sympathetic to trans people being furious and betrayed. 1311
Reposted by Turtle LawyerAsawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs 525527951
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Growing zucchini was maybe the worst decision I’ve ever made. We were gone for a week and came back to one the size of a toddler 030
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Absolutely. Very much grounded in the real world. Touches on PTSD, surveillance state, intimate friendships. Maybe the only one that works if you remove the super powers 1140
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I think it’s the best marvel movie. Like, stand alone solid film. Great action sequences that aren’t overly reliant on an insane superpower. Highly rewatchable 1363
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026But, Kevin, how can we ACTUALLY know what voters want 010
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I mean you just have to assume that people coming back from the states are going to have a target from the gangs in Haiti. Unimaginably cruel 000
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Don’t worry, the refs got us back in that natty game 000
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Really is like a Silicon Valley brain worm mad lib 000
Reposted by Turtle LawyerJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 22/08/2026getting fed false information about AI personhood at a Crisis Data Center 539244
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sometimes others perceive things about us we don’t yet know about ourselves. 000
Reposted by Turtle Lawyerandré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026ok now it's time to watch and never shutup about this naomi eto strike 515233
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I’m really proud that I opened Bluesky at the exact right moment to be the first person to like this skeet 010
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Barri Weiss is basically building an empire on it 000
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Oh yea it’s solid. Can lag here and there but a lot of fun 000
Reposted by Turtle LawyerYour Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.” 105157633497
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I def expected a steadier improvement over her first few years in the league 000
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I’m not sure I do anything else. It’s my whole life. It never stops. Sisyphus but with tiny t shirts 000
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Right? Think about what Zion Williamson was doing in his one year at Duke and then remember he was doing it the year before in high school too 000
Reposted by Turtle LawyerPeter @peterman37.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Thoughts going out to everyone in Spokane right now. Stay safe. 052
Reposted by Turtle LawyerReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 29/07/2026😭 271805331
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026She’s too much fun to watch. So quick and creative. IQ off the charts 020
Reposted by Turtle Lawyera frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026 154157694411
Reposted by Turtle LawyerBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 26/07/2026I, for one, think it’s bad the the world’s richest man is using the media platform he bought to advocate for sending my wife back to China and for me to be killed by the state for loving her. That feels like it’s so far over the line that I shouldn’t have to say anything. 224529
Reposted by Turtle LawyerAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026And just from a dad’s perspective, it seems to me one of the explicit aims here is to make black girls feel like they are ugly. Like why else are you angry about a black little mermaid. And yes I take that shit personal. 595032473
Turtle Lawyer @turtlelawyer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Great running gag in the under appreciated sitcom Superstore 020
Reposted by Turtle LawyerAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The racist backlash to Chris Nolan’s Odyssey is a kind of stolen valor, an attempt by the right to claim credit for achievements they had nothing to do with in order to justify racial hierarchy in the present. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...theatlantic.comThe Fear of Black GreeksWhite people don’t own the accomplishments of ancient Greece. 642758666
