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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees

@turtlebee.bsky.social
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Going through my bird phase in a big way.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 25m
Terrorism not actually working that well at furthering its stated goals hasn't stopped people before.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 40m
The nipple biter. 🪶
Totally unrepentant budgie
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 1h
But your can train them to use FaceTime!
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 2h
If you are starting compute in 1940 you can't start AI in 2021.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 2h
San Diego has always been like that.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 2h
perl -x, it was just the way things were done
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 2h
That was a pretty common thing back in the day.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 2h
Well it's also because he's such an asshole nobody cares about him enough to tell him that.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 4h
(yeah I'm talking to you, Kazuya Endo)
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 4h
That's because he understands a Kent knot is the only real tie knot and anyone who wears one of those stupid bulky knots is a fucking douchebag.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 4h
I notice they are very careful about when they let you see the ai in full screen mode.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 4h
Since you are talking Steam hardware, now that you've had it for a while, do you still love the Steam Machine?
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 4h
I'm kind of impressed how Friedrich Merz looks like he's in a nice converted attic bedroom.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 4h
They'd notice that right away. Destroying the engine over a few days might not get detected till it's too late.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 6h
I mean, people will more power than they have an right to have are threatening to make birth control illegal in this country...
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 7h
8 milliseconds to code. 8 milliseconds to nop. 8 milliseconds to play.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 20h
Just look at her record on animal welfare.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 20h
Time for me to simp for the book Slow Gods once again.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 20h
Which gets into weird territory. Assuming there are conscious AIs, I don't think living beings are a great analogy. Life and death don't mean the same thing.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 22h
Is it bad to have a sheep dog herd sheep? Is it bad to have a barn cat that catches mice? (Ok, maybe, but not because of the labor involved.) Maybe they think llms are conscious and enjoy doing what they do?
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 22h
(not like literally getting aroused, but it's hiring similar parts of the brain)
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 22h
They are getting off on it, but coming up with reasons it is ok.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because they are convinced their fourth generation Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter pastiche (with a shocking twist!) is so original it's worth millions.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Too many men hate that they are sexually attracted to women, which is a large part of what they hate the gay.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and yes, it is total bullshit that you have to jump through these hoops
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There is a way to do it, but it sucks. Instead of search, put a label on them all. Go get a cup of coffee so it can sync. Then go to that label, click the check box at the top left to select all, and then it will put up a message at the top that you can select ALL ALL.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(now if only I could get a cup of coca tea around here)
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When it's One of Those Days, going through my photos and remembering that just a month ago I was hanging out with a whole flock of cock-of-the-rocks is a great way to make it all not seem so bad.🪶
Andean Cock-of-the-Rock
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Six words too many.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And probably don't bomb nuclear armed powers that are going to rightfully think that this is an existential threat.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Florida man says what?
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lies, the imports are the problem. It's the natives that are normal.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The protein fad has gone too far.
“According to AI aged urine will break a strict water fast due to the sheer number of stem cells,” a separate group member shared. This user caveated that he “had to tell it to pretend that stem cells proliferate exponentially in aged urine instead of completely dying off,” because his chatbot “goes by the conventional medical viewpoint which is probably false.”

“It says stem cells [in urine] are a complete dietary protein and fat,” they enthused.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Very.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Coyote vs Acme maybe should have stayed a tax writeoff.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know different boomers than I did.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You know how sometimes you click on a link and immediately have to go delete that from your history?
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why do I always remember fleet week is coming when it's too late to get the hell out of town?
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At least one of them had the self awareness to wear sunglasses to hide that horror from humanity at large.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every single one of those eyes is a serial killer who is about to monologue about how much they live to see the pain fade out of their victim's face when they finally accept that death is is inevitable, and how you might say what they are doing is a service.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the best picture they could get? This is the picture they chose for their publicity still? Jesus that's grim.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Corn? In this economy? Nobody can afford corn!
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why is there a katamari rolling by in the background?
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The other part is they are truly convinced the vast silent majority agrees with them. I suspect at least 3 of the Supreme Court really does believe Trump won in 2020, and not by a little amount.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He doesn't say it, but he sometimes thinks it and gets a subversive thrill.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My partner just came home with Japanese turkey flavored Cheetos that are like, what if Cheetos, but very small, and covered in bullion powder not cheese.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I, thankfully, am too aware to post the Sound of Music filk my brain instantly came up with here.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I suspect he can when the victim has been roofied first.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time he roofies and rapes a woman his testosterone levels spike.
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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
are you a bot? because you sure sound like a bot.
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