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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 17h

Salad spinners are the Most Fun kitchen gadget and it isn't even close.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Between state and local elections, my California ballot pamphlets are over 300 pages. Fuck this.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Doctors say it's gonna kill me but they won't say when.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There should be a dating roguelike. Not an roguelike with a dating metagame, a dating game that's a roguelike. No I have no idea how this would work.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Reading up on Green Lantern history on wikipedia and oh yeah, DC is batshit crazy isn't it?

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My partner just brought home pizza with bacon, pineapple, and... maraschino cherries??? and it's... not bad? I may be in shock.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Coconut sport is some creepy ass "yeah sometimes they just do that" shit. Creepy delicious ass shit.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

All this talk of democrat supremacy in the election, has anyone done a good analysis of all the illegal gerrymanders and how they are holding up?

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have seen no love for The OA in anybody's best TV lists and that makes me sad.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This playlist of relaxing old person hangout music having Le Tigre on it is violence.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The bibimbap flavored potato chips are not great. It gives me no pleasure to announce this.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET A GODDAMN SPONTANEOUS MORNING ERECTION IF YOU WOKE UP NEXT TO A GODDAMN GOAT YOU FUCKING MAGGOT! YOU DISGUST ME!

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Finding out I can grow raspberries and blackberries in containers and still get a good handful of berries every few days all summer has been life changing.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I just realized that vampire lore says they can't help but stop to count things and the Sesame Street character The Count is a vampire and god damn how did it take me this long to make this connection?

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

New Watts short story collection has a forward by Richard K Morgan? Uh oh, dissonance is happening.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oh shit, missed that a new Emily St. John Mandel novel came out?

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I wonder why I lost so much weight while on vacation? Eats quesadillas for lunch twice in a row.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I didn't put my keys in their normal place and now I can never leave the house again, an ADHD story.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Once again, older people getting into psychedelics is bad because when you are young and smart you are discovering new truths about the universe daily and you can throw out the bad shit no problem, but when you are past that new ideas seem so much more real because you don't have them as often.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

To make an Arnold Palmer one must first invent golf.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Trying to buy a new bird cage and supply is worse than at the height of covid. The global supply chain is completely fucked, isn't it?

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

So is nobody else going to just come out and say it? Kash Patel 100% fucked a goat, right?

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Going on vacation is a great way to remember just how beautiful this place is.

San Francisco from Twin Peaks with the fog rolling in.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A fresh garden salad with a fried egg on top is an S tier lunch.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Should I take an extra long lunch and see Akira in IMAX?

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

So French Polynesia is safe but they are nuking the fuck out of Rapa Nui/Easter Island?

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tajin dried pineapple are perfect for weather like today.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

oh to be as happy as a budgie with a sprig of wet basil

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I am not going to rate my parking space. I am not going to rate my experience with a boat rental. I am not going to rate my experience with a laundry service. Please stop emailing me for my fucking feedback on everything.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Realizing, like so many do, that my mostly news/social media blackout on vacation was really good for my soul and that too much of this stuff just sucks my energy for doing the stuff I enjoy. Going to try to go on a serious rage diet.

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