The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When it's One of Those Days, going through my photos and remembering that just a month ago I was hanging out with a whole flock of cock-of-the-rocks is a great way to make it all not seem so bad.🪶 120
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The protein fad has gone too far. 000
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Did you know for mere pennies a day you could provide this bird with the seed she desperately needs? Every day birds have to live off nothing but pellets and chop, but you could change that with a small donation. 170
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Are there films made in the 80s I like better? Of course. Are there better 80s films that could only have been made then? Hell no. 020
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026She has such sights to show you. 🪶 040
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Cure male loneliness with this one weird trick. 2141
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Almost worth fucking up the focaccia for 000
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET A GODDAMN SPONTANEOUS MORNING ERECTION IF YOU WOKE UP NEXT TO A GODDAMN GOAT YOU FUCKING MAGGOT! YOU DISGUST ME! 021
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I so wish I was still on vacation.🗿 030
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026She just realized she left the oven on. 🪶 1120
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026San Francisco post Burning Man 030
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Going on vacation is a great way to remember just how beautiful this place is. 030
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Scarlet Macaw. I mean getting to be a big beautiful bird is cool already, but getting to be a rainbow as well is just icing on the cake. 010
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Gotta get me that dank goatse ice cream. 030
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Invasive Quaker Parrots are all over Santiago.🪶 020
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Santiago street art the classifier won't think is porn... 010
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is 100% worth 20 extra hours of flying and several extra days of travel. 031
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know it means fulfill but all I can see is CUMPLACE and giggle. 000
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The local doves here have some beautiful blue eyeshadow. 🪶 050
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Peru, kicking ass in the airbrushed truck department 000
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Blue footed boobie! (And pelican and cormorants) 🪶 070
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Been a long time since I walked from my gate to my airplane 010
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Lake Titicaca will never stop being funny to my inner 10 year old. 000
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What silly looking birds. 🪶 030
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Why do hotels believe in creepy ass decorations? 000
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Someone knows tourists mean treats 010
The Birds The Turtles and The Bees @turtlebee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Go to far away places, look at bones 130
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“It says stem cells [in urine] are a complete dietary protein and fat,” they enthused.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qzi5ucqjs55uqylbercvdm4e/bafkreiho55b5fmcim3c2ox32alwd5ezxxiqvq3fpsmzxjioukhwhirjrpa)
