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turtlebearman

@turtlebearman.bsky.social
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I like turtles. I like bears. I am a man.

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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This website kinda sucks too.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yes, I like Sonic, but no, I swear, I’m completely normal. Where are you going?
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Mastered the set for Super Mario Bros over on retroachievements. Not a game I’d ever think I’d do that with, but that set of cheevos really made it a lot more interesting to play. Super fun with a good mix of difficulties.
A screenshot from retroachievements.com showing an icon of Super Mario Bros, stating All 76 achievements have been completed, mastered in 11 hours and 49 minutes over 6 days and 22 hours. 100%
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Why are there a ton of Zachs but no Nichs?
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sounds like a good day to spend at a coffee shop with your laptop working on a screenplay.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
None pizza left shark
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This isn't a knock on the quality of the cover-up, those are always tricky, but replacing JESUS OF NAZARETH with SHREDDER OF THE FOOT CLAN is the funniest god damn thing
A tattoo cover up of Jesus Cheist and a dove with Shredder and the Ninja Turtles
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’ve only been doing it for 4 months, but damn I love being a dad.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a spiral notepad is held by an off-panel individual. The notepad reads: TO DO: Peek out from behind a rock; Open and close mouth repeatedly. Panel 2: it’s a moray eel
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Jade @ap.jade.ellis.link · 31/05/2026
The three genders (nonbuynary)
What is your gender? 
Please select one.

Male 
Female 
I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTON IN ANGUISH AND HELL "MY SOCK GOT WET" MORE WRITTING AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A picture of Satan's head and a PlayStation 2 

The text: except Satan and win a free PS2 click here
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
After watching the Dragon Quest 40th Anniversary update from the team video, I just can’t stop thinking about those games. Really looking forward to XII, and really like that they switched directions. What they showed looked fantastic.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
“Novel gustatory experiences” sounds like it should be about tornado simulators.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The NHL Playoffs are leading up to a nightmare scenario right now.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Jump King has the be the most hilarious game I’ve played in a while.
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Team Retrogue @teamretrogue.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
New Video 📺! The Steam Controller showed up at my doorstep two days ago! Let's do an unboxing and form some initial impressions to see if it truly is a "game changer". youtu.be/jaYh16Q1X4c
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’m Kumail Nanjiani
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Live in Tennessee for a decade and a half and you’ll start to miss the hell out of Kentucky.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Willy Wonka and the Cheesecake Factory
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I hate that they’re really trying to make podcasts a visual medium. Like wasn’t the whole point that it was audio? You can’t just listen to a lot of podcasts these days with all the visual references. It’s a bummers that’s my boomer take of the day.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
You flood my basement.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The introduction of Hitmontop and Tyrogue made Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan less cool by association with those lame jerks.
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Team Retrogue @teamretrogue.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I'll be on the @retrohandhelds podcast tonight at 9PM EST (6PM PST) discussing the RG Rotate and some other handheld news. Also. It's my birthday. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQXN...
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I still believe the best home console controller for fighting games was the six button Sega Genesis controller.
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Old Kentucky Shark @kentuckyshark.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I forgot Corey Perry still played hockey, and now I want nothing but the downfall of the Tampa Bay Lightning.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I miss back when fast food restaurants had grilled chicken sandwiches.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hemingway etc etc saddest four words etc etc
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
You: basic, hate the internet because of AI or social media brainrot or whatever. Me: wise, has always hated the internet, for killing off CD-ROMs
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Do I need to see Jungle 1 Jungle in order to understand Jungle 2 Jungle?
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Team Retrogue @teamretrogue.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
New Video 📺! Team Retrogue is back! In this video, I show you how to emulate the Skylanders Toys to Life series on your Valve Steam Deck! youtu.be/cbMDaw8HIVA
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Yeah, but so is he.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Well, I sure hope @alyankovic.bsky.social isn’t working too hard here… but I do appreciate the personalized effort.
iPhone notification stating “Weird Al Yankovic is working on part of your order.”
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Lizard on a greenway
Five-lined skink on a paved greenway trail. Appears to be eating well.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Hell yeah
An orange sign that reads 
“WARNING 
TRAIL IS BEING RECLAIMED BY NATURE
DO NOT PROCEED”
that is actively being covered and knocked over by fallen branches.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The amount of dudes who make their entire personality having a beard and liking beer is way too high.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I was so ready to buy season tickets for the Summit :(
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I haven’t posted a picture of Dale lately! #gargoylegecko #lizard #reptile
Dale, the Gargoyle Gecko, climbing on some wood in his terrarium.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Tiny turtle
A small turtle on a rock surrounded by water.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Man, I can’t stop just playing the free roam part in Mario Kart World. Really enjoying the game a lot.
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Someone in a "Sexy" Jeremy Parish Halloween Costume @jparish.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Oh neat, no one told me that the new system is actually Nintendo Switch: Maximum Carnage Edition
Three Switch 2 cartridges, all molded in red plastic.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Vulture
A vulture sitting on a lamp post against a grey cloudy sky
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Vonny_Bingbong @vonny-g.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Hey gang, reminder that I have retro themed overlays and emotes for use on my site FOR FREE! You heard me, pixled out of your mind assets available for a simple payment of NOTHING! Also, if you want any design work done I’m available for hire. Just hit up my DMs! vonnygtv.wordpress.com/retrolays/
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Welcome to the Free Retro Overlay Project (Retrolays for short!). The goal is to provide retro streamers who just don’t know what they want out of an overlay some place to start. Best part? T…
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
But VGK is the least deserving franchise in sports and I wish nothing but the worst for them.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
To be fair, Vegas and Dallas are both awful.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
pinball should have gotten popular instead of the games where you're a soldier and shoot other soldiers
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Here we go again
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
The other day I referred to a new album as a CD and I honestly regret nothing.
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turtlebearman @turtlebearman.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Turts
Turtles on a log
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