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@turquana.bsky.social
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Retro-tech, terrible cars, lizards, way too many cat photos. 47 years of bad decisions. He/him or they/them.

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Lizard?! @turquana.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Behold, the duality of man.
An advertisement for oracle/fortune telling card decks; The two decks on offer are “Britney Spears” and “Archangel Raphael”
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A word of advice to younger people in the community: if it seems like there's one person that dominates the social group and they talk smack about people when those folks aren't around to try and convince you to ditch them, they're doing the same when you're not around to other people.
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Apparently I made this at 2AM last night
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Orona! @orona.red · 19/09/2026
huh, interesting med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
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Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Roatel? Trivago (Set) @setproto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New cat just dropped
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Lizard?! @turquana.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Reading about a virus: “…This is a canine-feline recombinant alphacoronavirus…” Me, quietly to myself: o/~ Cat-Dog… Cat-Doooog o/~
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Evelyn X @evelynecks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A comic by @amartianonmars
Hand-drawn, 6 panels arranged in vertical sequence, featuring Tuvok and Tom Paris aboard USS Voyager.

Tom: Hey Tuvok!
Tuvok: Yes, Paris?
Tom: I was just wondering, have you ever heard of 'ligma'? (he he he)
Tuvok: Yes. We had discussed the subject while I was stationed at Sawcon.
Tom: 'Sawcon'? What?
Tuvok: Sawcon deez nuts.
Tom Paris is in shock his blue eyes drawn very large with tears and a whimpering expression.
Tom is still shook. Tuvok is leaving but turns to say, "No one will ever believe you."
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.
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the nintendo shamecube @futuresushi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
wrong 80 year old actor from home alone 2 died
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/08/2026
The reason why people think Dolly was “politically neutral” is because they don’t understand being political as a series of actions born of commitment to an idea. Being political as defined by the pundit class is to be in front of a microphone delivering sound bytes, it’s something to be devoured
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Lizard?! @turquana.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hey, hey, don't be mean. We don't have to be mean. 'cuz, remember: no matter where you go... there you are.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in bed. A speech bubble coming from her days “sigh”.
The second panel again shows Sarah in bed with a speech bubble reading “the only thing I have the capacity to do today is rot”.
The third panel shows the same scene, but depicts a speech panel coming from out of frame. It says “nice”.
The fourth panel shows a cat, holding a pillow, coming into the frame. A speech bubble from the cat reads, “I am so in.”
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esepoper@skeb募集中 @esepoper.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
線画
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Beef @beefstatic.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sphinx and Human Squish the mega beans... (Check out my ko-fi! I have a shop and exclusive perks for supporters! ko-fi.com/bethdehart )
a digital illustration of a giant sphinx with a human in between her front legs. The human is poking the sphinx's paw pad with delight, while the sphinx watches her with confusion.
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Lizard?! @turquana.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Note to self: do not pour diet cola in your trachea.
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Enalys :dragn_verified: @enalys.mastodon.zergy.net.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026
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Drawing of three crows:
- One normal size, labeled ”Cro“
- One smol labeled “Micro”
- One big labeled “Macro”
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Jasper Fox @redfuchs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The little things
Text on an image that says: "People don't always say I love you. Sometimes it sounds like: Be safe. Did you eat? Call me when you get home. I made you this."
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Erin Kidd @thebabygoat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Did a digital redraw of my first Business Lizard strip👌 #comics #art #lizards #reptiles
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/08/2026
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-…
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras
Latin American Coming-Of-Age Celebration Dates Back To Triassic Period
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 01/08/2026
the article in question about how a bunch of americans were taught how to read wrong, for those who haven't read it: www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
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How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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Safely Endangered @safelyendangered.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
day 28: dinosaws #julydoodle
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Æthelred the UnPreddy @ready4preddy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Printers are finicky because they are portals between a digital world and a physical world which defies all of God's will and should never have been built should never have been built so yet require constant and consistent sacrifice to satisfy the weak bonds that tether the two planes.
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What Cargie Does In The Shadows @cargie.baby · 27/07/2026
a scarily thorough breakdown of all computers shown on screen in Jurassic Park. if you like old Quadras and SGI machines, check this out fabiensanglard.net/jurrasic_par...
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Jurassic Park computers in excruciating detail
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Sludge @melangetic.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
POV: It's a hot day and you want a drink from the cooler.
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Lizard?! @turquana.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We started keeping a scrapbook of interesting stickers we find while doing summer chromebook work, and this one reminds me of @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social
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Happycrumble ⭐ @rumwik.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's the Care Bones! ⭐🌈 #art #pokemon #cubone
Pokemon fanart, digital drawing of a group of five cubone designed to look like care bears. There is a blue shooting star themed one called Wishbone, a yellow sunshine themed one called Sunnybone, a pink heart themed one called Cuddlebone, a green four-leaf clover one called Luckybone, and finally a grey rain cloud themed one called Lazybone. Instead of bones, they all carry wands representing their emblems.
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Rine @rine.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ah here we go, this shithead is spamming ai giveaways and creating bots that follow you and have qs'd his shit. Block'em all.
Screenshot of aibogdan.bsky.social showing their account and a pinned give away post for ai bullshit
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Lizard?! @turquana.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Anyone else getting a plague of spambot followers recently?
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Pulchra :100_Agender: @nerts.yiff.life.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026
the problem with everyone's phone also being a high res digital camera now days is that those little plastic film containers are no longer a discrete place to hide your weed
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dino! 🌈 @dinosaurgerms.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I adore old computer books where the author insists on adding illustrations + cartoons everywhere. E.g., in "Starting FORTH", you get to meet this cute two-headed dragon that swaps the top two items on the stack!
Illustration from "Starting FORTH". A cartoon-y two-headed dragon flies down and swaps two numbers on top of a spring (representing a stack data structure).
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Crow 🌿 @crowlines.net · 10/07/2026
Why does everyone hate email these days. Why does everyone want to use DMs and group chats instead of email especially for business reasons. Email is not scary. It is fine. It has functions that are not possible through DM. It is easier to search. Please use email I beg. I beg
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Shubbabang @shubbabang.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The image is a five panel black and white comic. 

Panel 1- A person stands with their hands on their hips in front of a pile of opened boxes filled with items. "Hmmm"

Panel 2- Tiredly they say, "Eh...I can deal with this when I'm not tired..."

Panel 3- We see the pile of boxes again. "Yeah.."

Panel 4- "38 consecutive days of being tired later" We see them again, looking gaunt and exhausted, face in the shadow.

Panel 5- They stand in front of the pile of boxes which have been untouched.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Illumi-nation cyberwear @illumicyberwear.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Epsilon may be a desert unit, but this recent heatwave is a different beast entirely. More thermal dispersion augments required before brazil furfest methinks
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Cairo Steele 🔜 MFF, ANE @cairosteele.com · 23/06/2026
Want to support to support a trans guy that's recovering from top surgery and also sick with a stupid sinus thing this pride month? Check out my shop! I have premade gear, and I take commissions shop.cairosteele.com I also have a ko-fi if you're feeling extra generous ko-fi.com/cairosteele
Black leather collar with small silver bell and red bow closureBlack leather bondage collar with brass hardware, including a locking buckle and heart shaped padlocklilac sugar cookie collar with rainbow sprinkles and silver hardwarea rainbow array of leather puppy collars with silver hardware
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NeBanan @nebanan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I really like those little hands on the chest of this carnotaur synth.
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Astro ⭐ @protosaru.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Doodled a Vaporeon that's a trout
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
lol
developer: Dave
Publisher: also Dave
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Dragonsterr @delkoral.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
*sound ON* Tantrum YCH for @macrozyas.bsky.social spicy kobold 🔥 #dragon #kobold #animation #gif #YCH
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Pie (7.56) @mooncatenjoyer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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BixByte @bixbyte.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please read. Alt text included. ko-fi.com/bixbyte
I don't even know how to start this post. I'm sitting here crying as I type this.

On Monday June 1st, my fiancé's dad urged me to call 911 because his mom stopped breathing. I did. I tried to hold it together in that moment because someone had to. But I haven't been okay since.

She was only in at-home hospice for a few days. It happened so fast. Firefighters and EMS showed up, then a police officer, then hospice. We waited hours more for the people to come and take her. I just kept standing in the kitchen or sitting in a chair with everything that had just happened. It was one of the most traumatic experiences of my life.

And now I'm reliving the grief of losing my own mom back in 2020, all over again. Grief doesn't stack neatly. It collides. And right now I feel like I'm being crushed under the weight of both.

His mom, Patty, was an incredible woman. She was the rock of their family. She fought an aggressive cancer far longer than anyone knew, never complained, never wanted to be a burden. Even on her last day, she was still cracking jokes and saying sorry for needing help. We donated her body to United Tissue Network so that even in death, she might help someone else live. That's who she was.

But her passing has left us completely devastated both emotionally AND financially. She was helping keep things afloat before her cancer took over. Now we are scrambling to cover rent, utilities, and basic bills while we are barely But her passing has left us completely devastated both emotionally AND financially. She was helping keep things afloat before her cancer took over. Now we are scrambling to cover rent, utilities, and basic bills while we are barely functional from grief. We cry every single day. Getting out of bed is hard. Thinking about the future is hard. But we still have to figure out how to survive.

I hate asking. I genuinely hate it. But I'm at my wit's end and I have nowhere else to turn.

If you can donate anything to my Ko-Fi, it would mean more than I can express. If you can't, please share this. Even just a kind word helps us feel less alone in this.

Thank you for reading this. And please hug the people you love as soon as possible.
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
#InvertebrateShitposting as per @joabaldwin.com's request
6 bad doodles with text under each one.
horseshoe crab is literally the animal horseshoe crab.
shoehorse crab is a crab riding a shoe, cowboy style.
crabshoe horse is a horse wearing literal crabs as shoes.
shoecrab horse is a horse telling a crab to go away.
crabhorse shoe is a pair of shoes, left one crab shaped, right one horse shaped.
horsecrab shoe is literally the same pair of shoes, flipped.
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Herro @ASC @jackalcakes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I did a panel earlier this year on character development, and the idea of "earned subversion," where there an "earned" payoff to keeping a characters traits very consistent for a long time, for the purpose of getting to make jokes way later on in their arc. This is my favorite example of this 😭😭
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
A picture of Satan's head and a PlayStation 2 

The text: except Satan and win a free PS2 click here
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Anodyne @anodynesix.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"During Prohibition, when the public was frustrated with alcohol control laws, it became commonplace for juries to acquit people charged with liquor possession, manufacturing or sale—even when the evidence of guilt was undeniable. In some jurisdictions the majority of such cases ended this way."
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