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Krista💥

@dumblubird.bsky.social
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Y'all vocal stimming pleases me so much. I can make anything into a song at any point in time. Need a noise for the activity you are doing? Don't worry babe I gotchu
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Okay but Heated Rivalry on dvd when???
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
So I bought piercing kits! I need to add to my ears for a more curated look
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Also, I didnt know me needing background noise to do anything was an ADHD symptom. Do I have ADHD???
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Swalwell can go fuck himself. NO DOUBLE STANDARDS!!
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I was raised Christian and if I was still one, I would notice all the signs of him being the antichrist.
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The only thing Trump and I have in common is wanting to see oiled up men.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It's been an emotionally traumatizing day.
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I ordered new Hokas and I'm so excited to get them!
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Corporate Dems 2026 midterms
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I hate my name but at least it's not Markwayne.
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I woke up with a black eye and I have no clue how I got it
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I had to stand by a boundary at work and it's stressing me out
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God @thegodshow.com · 07/04/2026
You could have had free universal healthcare this entire time. The money was always there.
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Time for the next ruler in the game of thrones we are living.
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I feeling like screaming. This work week has been the biggest clusterfuck joke bullshit circus I have ever had to partake in.
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If you don't trust their advice, don't trust their criticism.
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
open.spotify.com/track/3kCZKH...
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Late Nights in My Car
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If one more person asks if I'm going to color my SHADED tattoo I'm gonna 👊
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Idk if I'm a psycho or if other people just tolerate a lot of shit
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
This might actually kill me
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
 scene from the television show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. - Top Section: A news headline that reads, "‘Visibly upset and struggling’: Acting ICE head hospitalized twice over stress, officials say." Below the main title, a sub-headline adds: "Several current and former officials blame intense pressure from the White House."

Bottom Section: A still from the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia featuring the characters Charlie Kelly and Ronald "Mac" McDonald. They are dressed in black suits and top hats, performing a mocking gesture by rubbing their eyes as if crying.

Overlay Text: Across the bottom of the image, white italicized text reads: "Did a nazi get stressed leading the gestapo?"
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I had a healthy lunch and breakfast because I had a high calorie dinner last night. I'm trying so hard to have a positive outlook about food.
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I'm trying to get into healthy habits more so tonight I added vegetables to my pasta and decreased the amount of noodles. I still got some carbs and I don't feel hungry 🎉💃
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I have mixed feelings. I worked out today for the first time in too long and it was HARD. I'm disappointed it was so hard and I didn't realize how low my endurance has become. HOWEVER, I did the damn thing and it counts!
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I hate that I will sing any song if I hear it. It makes no difference if I like it or not.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"I love you" Give it time.
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
BEING A CENTRIST IS THE DUMBEST SHIT! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE OUR GOVERNMENT IS THE EVIL REGIME?!?!!!
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I have to get an oil change done on my car and I hate doing this stuff! I get so much anxiety dealing with random things that aren't part of my daily schedule
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
My brother is the definition of unbothered. He got hit by a car today walking in a parking lot and said "he had a bad day". I would be livid if it happened to me. (He isn't hurt)
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The psychological damage of the last year has instilled in me the idea that I could actually care less if the world ends because I would never have to hear Caroline Leavitt's voice again
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The next season of Heated Rivalry isn't projected til 2027 😟
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Getting up at 4 means fighting sleep demons by noon
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If y'all don't listen to LANDMVRKS rn, no more forehead kisses!!! Everyone say thank you @tuningfish.bsky.social for the musical education 🥰
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Why the fuck did i make my job harder tgis weekend when I have to be here at 6 am sunday?? I really need to pre plan better
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
We’re told there’s no money for universal healthcare or to end hunger in this country. But somehow $200 billion more for war will likely move through Congress without question.  Not another penny for another endless war.
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Just saw a post saying a crush is just a lack of information 🤣🤣
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
So irritated! I'm gonna have a big bruise on my arm from an overhead shelf collapsing on me at work 🙃
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Actual footage of me at work rn
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a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants with his tongue hanging out
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The long game is crushing me emotionally!! Will I survive this book? 😭😭
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I just booked a trip to Mackinac Island for the Lilac festival and I can't wait to smell them and have a magical little trip
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Secretly a big softy that is crying while reading. Don't tell people I'm sensitive! I gotta keep up the hardest bitch appearances
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Heated Rivalry was so good but also emotional! Season 2 stat!
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can we all just contain our shit!?!?! The world is on fire. Don't contribute to it.
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Just saw a therapist post who made you feel safe as a child and fuck can we not do this today 😅
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Billionaires do not need you to defend their honor or have you go to bat for the. Their foot on your neck should disgust you.
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Jack Schlossberg doesn't take pac money 🥰
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Krista💥 @dumblubird.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Lindsey Graham is a psychotic warmonger.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/03/2026
If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.
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