SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 23h@maureenjohnsonbooks.com despite all of our successes, I feel like Brian Wilson hearing Strawberry Fields for the first time before he abandoned Smile 000
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 02/10/2026I don’t care if Dave Thomas never held a law degree. If I were facing life in prison, I would say “have Dave defend me in court” and I would take my chances. 000
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 02/10/2026When you’re home and someone knocks on your front door 010
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 01/10/2026When you go to a comic shop, if the teenager behind the counter doesn’t look like this, leave 000
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 30/09/2026This is what being an autistic only-child teenager without friends is like. The indoor child survives on kelp and multiplayer board games played single-player, and any and all media it can get its hands on. 010
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 24/09/2026If this isn’t the coolest shit in the universe then the universe isn’t on the level 000
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 23/09/2026When the book comes out and you and your friend have one copy 000
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 22/09/2026Dreamt @maureenjohnsonbooks.com told me to find her a lawyer so I brought her this guy and she looked me straight in the eyes and said “this is why I turn to you” 140
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 18/09/2026@maureenjohnsonbooks.com im gonna buy this in your size (extra crispy) and iron-on a patch that says “join us at maureenjohnsonbooks.com” and send it to you 020
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 13/09/2026One key wisdom of working within your genre is knowing when to adhere to customs and when to break the rules. 021
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 07/09/2026@herzwesten.bsky.social youre fifty or sixty years old. 110
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 04/09/2026The most appropriate way to greet an author at a convention is to dropkick whoever is on their panel that seems like they’d be the most competition. @sarahreesbrennan.bsky.social 110
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 04/09/2026i pulled footage from the convention of this person and you’ll never guess what happened next 000
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 03/09/2026there’s only room in my mind for three more things and You need to choose carefully 010
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 02/09/2026What you see when you walk into my living room and I am eating cheese on the couch 000
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 30/08/2026Raise your hand if you would let me Lyft you in this. 000
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 17/08/2026POV: we saw you from across the room and we really dig your vibe. We want to hold your gland. 001
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 10/08/2026@maureenjohnsonbooks.com this is what you need for yourself and what I want for you. stop delaying the truth inside your heart. ANYTHING righteous is possible in Mamdani‘s New York. 100
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 10/08/2026The rabid grip that Karens holding fake, plastic, $58 wands they bought on vacation in Florida have on municipal decisions in the U.K. is incalculable. If only they fought for human rights this hard and not against them. 010
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 03/08/2026@maureenjohnsonbooks.com taking psychic damage and then admitting that I might have a point when I explain my theory that Benjamin Franklin would be using the internet to show people his dick if he were alive today 120
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 01/08/2026@maureenjohnsonbooks.com getting ready to call me up to the big leagues 010
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 01/08/2026I’ve found the piece of clothing I’m basing my personality off of for the next five years 000
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 31/07/2026Dreamt I was chillin’ at @maureenjohnsonbooks.com house, watching her sand away her bedroom set for a week before she finally said to me, “Sean, you never saw what happened here,” and ordered someone to come over from TaskRabbit to help. This is who showed up at the apartment twenty minutes later: 1151
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 24/07/2026@maureenjohnsonbooks.com podcasting in her closet in New York City’s skyline 020
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 24/07/2026Me on the phone with @maureenjohnsonbooks.com asking her to please come pick me up from the party because no one else wants to talk about the 18 & 1/2 minutes of deleted sound from the Watergate tapes. 100
SnorklefishToblerone @tunafi.sh · 23/07/2026@maureenjohnsonbooks.com at home with her circular saw while Oscar is across the Atlantic 010
