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Tukenfarben

@tukenfarben.bsky.social
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 5h
My hatred of the military industrial complex (temporarily) leaving my body to play Deadman Danny, Top Shill for Lockheed Martin.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 8h
Oh man, I love TES Oblivion. Is this a Breton character?
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Cross "Really Scary" Mirage @crossmirage.bsky.social · 13h
biddy blaze. scrib doon
star wars galactic racer biddy blas smoking a blunt. chuffin a fat dart. toking. getting high. stoned. blazing it
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 22h
The only thing I knew him from is shows my brother watches, but he also always plays the same character which is like 'snarky trailer trash guy who's still depicted as cool for some reason'...
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 23h
Too many branching skill trees... Actually, I'm throwing this baby away and rerolling a new one.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Star Wars is at its best on a backwater planet with rejects trying to stock car race with spaceship parts tbh
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sedua weynn @seduaweynn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We didn't get very far....
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm gonna rat.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I thought Epic Games Star Wars Versus Marvel Shooter was already the peak of 'no respectable person would buy this', but making sure it's as AI generated as possible made me realize there are still mountains to climb.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
youtu.be
Limp Bizkit - Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)
YouTube video by LimpBizkitVEVO
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RADICALMARI 🦑 TRUE DAMAGE STAN @radicalmari.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Your Honor? League of Legends. 🧑‍⚖️💀 feat SigridAndBird, x3Dustco, and PlatinumBabo #clips #vtuber #LoL #LeagueOfLegends #hottakescourt
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Big fan of the Epic Games subplot where their response to floundering sales is to go all in on AI.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WoW is the progenitor of a lot of negative MMO activities in the West. Just by virtue of being the first.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As a Forsaken player, all my classes are dead.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I didn't know what the mascot looked like and now that I've looked it up: you right.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think WoW just has been built as a very confrontational video game since day one. From half the player base being built-in as your enemy to loot drops being a fight with members of your party.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
PvP is for the younglings with something to prove.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
McDonalds is truly synonymous with America. Embarassing, way too expensive, and even worse than you remember.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's actually damning that the moment Disney stopped caring about the profitability of the Star Wars franchise, THAT'S when Star Wars stuff is made by people who actually care.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's actually crazy how much the Star Wars movies smothered everyone's love of Star Wars and like 2 good Star Wars games come out and everyone's like "I WILL kill Kestar Bool with my bare hands. Scrib doon."
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He specifically told you to scrib doon to avoid spelling it wrong...
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Shiny the Wark 🔞 @ BLFC @shinywark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hmm, yes, I see.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I feel like that "new player" actually meant "first runthrough of the story" player.
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Llewellyn @llewellynrose.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
just made myself cough from laughing
screenshot of a tumblr post and reply
bungerc0re: i feel like something GREAT is going to happen to me. i feel like something WONDERFUL has happened. It hasn't reached me yet but it's on it's way.

jessaerys: #mike flannagan's lake mungo...
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mike saying "Squidward" in response to "Name a Pokemon" is an all-timer.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's my birthday and I have a headache and my asshole nephews are over and I'm getting old enough while still single that my "I'm going to die alone" mantra is probably going to be true. And I still can't play Deadman Danny.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They brought in Caboose for Fart Expert Analysis.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My mom went to get food from McDonald's and they forgot a whole-ass meal, so she went on the app to file a complaint and the section of the app for sending in complaints ALSO doesn't work.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Have you asked her to take her complaints and write it down?
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Real. I'd recommend more but I am kind of a sad guy so stuff that resonates with me is stuff like Pacific Drive or Ender Lilies that are pretty downer atmospheres with hints of hope. Probably not a good idea to play those if you're already down.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Watched Beri finish RE1 and I always forget how spot on this video is.
youtu.be
Wesker, You're Pitiful (Resident Evil)
YouTube video by speedoru
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MMOs are actually my mindless grind games. My other "mindless games" are usually the opposite, Dark Souls-like or Darktide/Vermintide where ALL of my focus is on the game specifically to avoid being able to think of something else.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I told you man. I TOLD you about the monkey.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have never once seen anyone mention the show besides my 9 year old nephew.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ladybug is real, it's just kept to its target audience of pre-teens, so you don't have a 30 yo getting mad they fight a Bad Guy of the Week.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I was the gayest man to ever suck dick, I would NEVER tell the government about it, let alone do it now with this current admin.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
AI is actually poisoned by Kirk edits I think...
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The main character's mechanic is a 3 armed monkey with a Scouse accent who regularly bets your entire career on new speeders. Game's dripping with sauce, it's crazy.
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"He's talking about wanting Iran to bomb American cities. Get him back on the Gay Drugs."
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
malfoid or some shit idk i never read harry potter
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Tukenfarben @tukenfarben.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
??? I visited a toy dev in the early 2000s and they were still modeling by hand and then vacuuming sealing the plastic mold around it?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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