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SkronkyKong

@tufline.bsky.social
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guitarist/drummer/offkey warbler. St.Paul via Denver via Minneapolis

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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 13h
Ilhan is the only true progressive this state has holding office. She must be protected at all costs
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 13h
Shane Gillis remains one of the most replaceable comedians in the history of the form
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Former neighbor whose sons let their house go into foreclosure trying to play plow debt collector
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So for most MLB teams the routine is years of bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, jump up one year because your prospects finally develop, owner guts team to not pay anything but rookie contracts the next year, team is bad again, fire manager & repeat
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Iron Eagle > Ian Eagle
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ryan Carter is not a good broadcaster
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Saints played at MUNICIPAL stadium back in the day, Midway was some after the fact sh*t
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@sheaserrano.bsky.social which number is Statham Discover ads?
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sources : the 100s of birds killed annually by colliding with US Bank stadium’s windows immediately are eligible to enter Valhalla
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shouts to the WNBA for not being afraid of the nfl..take notes nba & nhl
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You can’t close the streets and then call it “Open Streets”, Minneapolis. Words mean stuff
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man the twin cities suburbs are lousy with whiny cowards who have big opinions about cities that aren’t their’s. Worry about Champlin and stfu, Gavin
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Be prepared because Harrison Butker is going to be a talking head soon
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Get that check Cindy Blackman Santana but the mnf theme is not doing anything for the art form
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cut to McAfee man spreading his punter persona all over mnf. He and SAS having dipshit dick measuring contest currently
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What I know about Joan Jett is that she knew how to arrange her vocal parts so they landed in time
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@espn.com got rid of Suzy Kolber & Linda Cohn for the McAfee 🤡show
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Dear, Rece Davis. Dear, college game day” - @propagandhi.com
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Damn @nytpitchbot.bsky.social the times really missed on this one
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@youtubesupport.bsky.social so how many times do I have to block @jamestalarico.bsky.social & @libertymutual.com ads before it finally takes?
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Coach needs to be fired with cause and brought up on charges
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Nancy Armour @nrarmour.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The current “broification” in sports is not surprising, given the rise of women’s sports. But my God is it tiresome.
usatoday.com
US sports respect women's money. That's where it ends | Opinion
Arch Manning, Novig backpedal from the type of misogyny women athletes and fans expected to be eliminated years ago, Nancy Armour writes.
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So many nervous whites in US Bank right now “Maybe we’ll win but will we be murdered getting back to the F-150??. Please just let us get home to my suburban arsenal!
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pete Bercich as an expert is the local homer version of Orlovsky
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Interesting that as of now there is not a Riyadh comedy festival this year. Do we suspect while sensitive comedians were throwing tantrums publicly about the blowback, privately they were telling their people “we can’t do that again” ?
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I bet when New Radicals called out rock stars and their mansions he didn’t imagine those words landing among dental patients across the nation one day
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
From the enshittifcation department. We have to send a message to these streamers that it’s either subscription and no ads or free with ads. You don’t get to double dip
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@drewmagary.bsky.social bummed but hopefully this frees up @davidjroth.bsky.social time to write his book :). Thanks for the good times & the laughs fellows!
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Certainly not from some dipshit dressed as a giraffe only here to get himself over
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I’m prepared to be haughty..but I will not because I’m Minnesotan and cannot raise a banner before it’s raised
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Your dishwasher going down mid-Teen summer vacation MIGHT be worse than your AC going down during the hottest stretch in July
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
AKA Statham 4
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@drewmagary.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social how does the old saying go? “The best day of a podcaster’s life is starting the podcast, the 2nd best day is ending the podcast” Hell of a run, fellows. My instinct when the news broke though =
static.klipy.com
Angry Monkey Throws Laptop
ALT: Angry Monkey Throws Laptop
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Michelle Tafoya is so un-Minnesotan, she makes Andrew Zimmern look like a full time resident
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Michelle Tafoya is so Un-Minnesotan she’s probably never gotten drunk off rootbeer schnapps while ice fishing
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Emmer is mad because he was doing unhinged long before Lindell and Tafoya came along, but never got the recognition he felt like he deserved
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@davidjroth.bsky.social @drewmagary.bsky.social enjoyed the @justinellis.bsky.social talk (obviously) yes, we have our own brand of what we call “bleeding heart republicans” here & have for a long time. It’s the home in the expensive Minneapolis neighborhood with both the BLM and Vote Frey signs
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@sheaserrano.bsky.social @netw3rk.bsky.social Just heard the news that you all are going to toy with our emotions again. Hopefully Zuri will be involved :)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/08/2026
"no one will be normal about AOC if she runs for president" is both true and a bad reason for her not to run. you could run the most milquetoast middle of the road clean cut straight white man alive and the right is still going to act like the deranged freaks they are
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will continue to stand by my assertion that pound for pound Minnesota is home to the largest population of political hacks in the nation
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
There’s not a sports abyss. You are a myopic white man
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sounds fine Minnesota next cap how much Lindahl and Nicolet can advertise litter across the state www.nbcnews.com/tech/elon-mu...
nbcnews.com
Judge denies request by Elon Musk’s xAI to pause Minnesota nudification ban
The ruling clears the way for the first-in-the-nation law to go into effect on Saturday.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A Soccer Ball, basketball, and baseball angrily exclude an American Football. The soccer ball says "get the hell outta here American Football... you're not even a sphere." American football sits dejected on the side of the road. A hockey puck comes up to him and says "don't worry football. we can be friends." American football says "sorry hockey puck, but I fucking hate you."
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I mean I voted for Melvin Carter 🤷‍♂️😂 #notmymayor
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
See? We do have crummy city officials too, Minneapolis!
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sorry local band luminaries..ain’t no such thing as halfway crooks
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Napheesa Collier is back and gets to hoop with Olivia Miles now that's news we can use
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@angiecraigmn.bsky.social stood hand in hand with police after George Floyd was murdered by them
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Dan Marshall @danmarstp.marshallwords.com · 23/07/2026
Another reminder that @amyklobuchar.com voted to confirm Sean Duffy to lead Trump's DOT.
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SkronkyKong @tufline.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We really screwed up not adding multiple addendums to the Target Field legislation to keep the Pohlad family honest
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