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Tucker Goodboi

@tuckergoodboi.bsky.social
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Izzy enjoyer | nsfw 18+ | 🏳️‍⚧️queer 30s| IWillBeYourPet on ao3

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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
** screams in I know you didn't even read my fucking email **
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
on a more serious note, I had a class with the professor who said nothing is wrong with AI, just try to donsome yourself and here's how you cite it and AI is a great tool to write a business email or to do a professional presentation for you and this person also teaches business communications
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I didn't question the math the college put me in but now I'm realizing I probably should have cuz the professor spent 20 minutes explaining this and people had a lot of questions and were very confused. (also, we're required to take the exact notes because it counts towards our participation rip)
A page of math notes on how to simplify an equation and the example is a VERY easy to simplify equation
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
updated my steddyhands omegaverse that ive been working on foreverrrr... only two more chapters to go (believe it or not) archiveofourown.org/works/387112...
archiveofourown.org
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just a reminder that ofmd could have had a perfect comedic ending if they simply hadnt killed Izzy, let him sail away as captain of the revenge with a huge dramatic goodbye to their captains and then cut to 48 hours later with Ed and Stede showing up on a dinghy looking wrecked and being like
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
a typewriter style written poem by Cat Burnal that reads 

I will stand barefoot, in the sand, with the company of the ocean always mesmerized by the view, and I cannot help but wonder how some places can make us feel like we are not alone-but some people do
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
watching the passenger I think about all those omegaverse stories where like a newly presented Omega goes into heat and it's like you know the thing but here it's absolutely a beta who the extreme distress of an Omega suddenly causes them to present alpha and they lose all control
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
has anyone seen this movie? 2023 the passenger? because this is my new obsession . The tension. and crying men. and toxic codependency (not to be confused with the gross Chris Pratt movie passengers)
A screenshot that shows the info for the movie 2023 movie The passengers including a picture of the main actor and the movie art of a car with both main actors faces in a red tone
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Planning a trip to san Francisco mid june with @mydarlingsarah.bsky.social , we will be seeing a show at orpheum theatre and doing the Alcatraz tour. Any suggestions of what else to do / where to look for hotels or where to avoid? Thanks!
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
i have to get shoulder surgery march 18th and it means no roller derby this season and limited stuff i can do and no writing for awhile. im so bummed
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
so this is 3 months worth of medication for my dog. I'm trying to get 3 months at a time because then there's a discount. It's usually about $350 a month, but this would be about $250 a month ... If I required this much for medication myself, I would simply die
A screenshot of a vet bill that shows $699.31 with free shipping plus $55.94 of tax for a total bill of $755.25
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
in case anybody's having a bad day needs a little cheering up. we had a bunch of snow come down quick and the roads are pretty bad and I was going too slow (I guess) so a Cybertruck passed me and then lost control in the snow and went in the ditch soooo 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
"you'll never fill your cup, you're broken from the start, no victory will ever be enough" goes hard
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Omega serial killer using his heats to lure in alpha victims
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Tonight I'm irrationally stressed out by that if I ever went on Jeopardy when they do the little fun fact and how sometimes they're really awkward and uncomfortable and mine probably would be cuz I'm weird and I'm never going to go on Jeopardy but im still stressed out about this possible scenario
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🩸𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕿𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖚🩸 @darktarou.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Some good old Stizzy nostalgia! :D I lil request drawing for @piratejamming.bsky.social 🥰 #ofmd #stizzy #stedebonnet #izzyhands
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
finally watched seasons 2&3 of squid games. that was devastating
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
hahahaha... im watching oz **insert ralph wiggums im in danger meme**
title screen for the HBO show Oz - it is a outlined OZ with a blood dropA man in a suit in is prison and looks up at the camera, concerned
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I had to turn it off. I watched thru the second episode and I can't watch the next whatever episodes of Izzy being treated awful by Ed knowing what's going to happen and how it turns out I can't do it. I just can't do it
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
watching this is like the opposite of self-care. what is that called?
a picture of a tv playing our flag means death
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I picked up my dog's meds today and it was $384 She just had an appointment and blood work was just $280 and she has to go in for another special test that'll probably be like $200. thank God it's for her and not me cuz if I was required to spend this much money for me I would just die instead
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
something something real life micro fic something something
me in a giant orange oversized wooden chair that makes me look very tiny
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Disaster Ship Blonde @disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
For @jaybirbbbb.bsky.social - Goldenboy, smoking. 🚬
It’s something only gentlemen do - cigars and cognac and all that frippery. A sign of wealth and taste, and precious leisure time the likes of Izzy can only dream of. Working men have a clay pipe and a twist of shag tobacco, and they consider themselves lucky. So when Izzy kicked open the chest in the captain’s quarters of the Ranger’s latest prize, he knew the contents were for Hornigold and no one else.

He finds himself standing before Hornigold’s excessively massive desk while the captain runs a cigar under his nose, savouring the aroma. The cigars look right between his fingers, Izzy thinks. Strong and substantial, just like Captain. Izzy has never been picked as Companion. Clever boys get rewards, Hornigold always says, and there’s no way a man with his cunning hasn’t noticed Izzy’s gaze roam the expanse of his broad chest. Ed and Jack get all dreamy-eyed when they talk about their turns; they say it’s like being eaten alive, whatever that means. Izzy darts a look at Hornigold’s mouth, the wet lips quirked in approval around the cigar as he pats his frock coat for his tinderbox. Perhaps Izzy isn’t the captain’s type. Too small a fish for a great marauding bear like him. Jack is tall and built like a brick wall, and Ed has those mouthwatering thighs of his. What has Izzy got but his obedience?
The crack of a match. The thrilling smell of gunpowder. The rumble of Hornigold’s voice brings Izzy back to his senses. “Do you know what this is, lad?”

“Fancy fags, sir.”

Hornigold chuckles, a stream of fragrant smoke coiling from his nostrils. His chest swells with the first inhalation; he’s a dragon of a man, voracious and sleek. “I do enjoy your poetic turns. These are good,” he says, and extends the cigar across the desk. “Very good. Take a puff.”

Izzy blinks. He’s never been asked to share the booty with a superior. He’s never dared entertain the possibility. He stares stupidly at the proffered cigar, and then up at Hornigold’s unreadable face. “Sir?”

“I assume you smoke. How else did you acquire that pretty little rasp in your voice? Like a kitten.”

The hard T in ‘kitten’ bares Hornigold’s incisors. Izzy blanches at the dubious compliment, and wonders if there’s any truth to Jack and Ed’s stories.
“On… on occasion, sir, yes. Thank you, sir.” The cigar is heavy between his fingers, too big, almost. He must look ridiculous, raising it to his lips like it might bite him. “Do I just…?”

Hornigold almost smiles. “Put it in your mouth, yes.”

Christ. Izzy hopes the smoke covers the blush tingling in his cheeks. He must hesitate, because—

“Take it, boy. You want it, don’t you?”

Ooh. Oh, okay. Izzy knows when he’s being given an order. The end of the cigar is wet with the captain’s saliva, and Izzy feels dizzy as he lets the rolled tobacco rest on his tongue, hot and heavy and all too intimate.

He wants it, alright.
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
what in the au did we stumble upon?
a sign hanging from a deli that says "Izzy's market & deli"
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
It makes me so mad when I see an artist on tiktok that I would love to get a tattoo from but then their only contact/info is Instagram and you can't see it unless you have an account
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I've had this at the lock screen on my phone forever. does anyone know who drew this? I don't have the original saved anymore when my last phone died. I only have it as my wallpaper and cant find a file. i believe the TK is the signature but its been so long im blanking on names
A drawing of Izzy from our flag means death where he is bloody and his shadow casts a wolf shape in the background and it says no pets.
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
on a scale of 1 to 10 of evilness, where does updating a story right before you know ao3 is going to go down fall? so like people would get the notification but then aO3 is down and they can't read it yet? asking for a friend.
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
stellar thrift store find
me wearing a black hoodie that has a shark with its mouth open and says WARNING swim at your own risk
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
thinking about when Hughie takes temp v his power is teleportation and at the beginning of the series when popclaw kills that dude Hughie tries to go to save him and butcher stops him and was says what were you going to do? unless you could teleport over there you wouldn't have been able to save him
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Alex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
im watching Jaws 50th anniversary in theatre and its been a long time since ive seen it but MAN the gay energy these men have with each other. im gonna write omegaverse about them and no one can stop me
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 25/08/2025
(fucks up quite badly in an obvious way, I'm grievously injured, with broken bones protruding from my skin in multiple areas) leave me alone, I'm doing a bit
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I bought these paintings at the local arts festival and I am obsessed with them
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
The Izzy costume being the most expensive thing sold by $2,000 does not surprise me at all. we are a bunch of obsessive hyperfixated folks
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
i suffered a concussion 7/26 at a derby game and its not getting better. i cant drive without getting sick and dizzy, cant look at a screen (including writing) for more than a half hour without getting a headache and dizzy and i can only be up about 5 hours before i get a headache and need to sleep
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
i am finding out that most people irl not only don't read fanfic, they don't even know what it is and I am truly shocked
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Yshirna @yshirna.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
You never know when the last day with your hyper fixation will be so you should think more about how edizzy invented love
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
post a meme made by you
meme of a dog with ball asking steddyhands? and then angrily pulling away as someone reaches for the ball saying "no gentlebeard - only steddyhands!"
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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Frog🦄 Joe Meek fanboy & local daddy fucker 🏳️‍🌈🦇⚰️💕🌸🎀 @frooogscream.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I sadly do not know who made this, but I had to think of it
Izzy with a mug in his hand, leaning against a door looking grumpy/disgusted and a speech bubble containing a post that reads: before I make this milkshake I need to know if the boys will be useful in the yard and mow the lawn or will they just kinda stand there like idiots
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
realistically how much do we think the Izzy costume is gonna go for?
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
what if I was to go further into debt to buy the little Izzy outfit so I could feel something again?
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
excuse me???
A screenshot of an auction site selling Izzy season 1 costume from our flag means deathA screenshot of an auction site selling Eds season 1 costume from our flag means death
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Ed never owned Izzy he belonged to Ed, sure, but he wasn't owned not really not until they met Stede
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I had such a banging time at Pride yesterday and it's the first time back home ive been in public without a shirt on and I was super nervous 😄
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I'd like to have a petition that on all music streaming services there's like an option to exclude songs that have police sirens in the background when you are on road trips or driving in your car
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
its prob cuz its 4 in the am but this song lyric about being aromantic just said "cupid's arrows never hit an aro" and it really made me laugh
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
this is a local City magazine that puts like everything going on during the month and is like all over and they did a story on my roller derby team and the cover there on the left, the skates/legs are meeeee!
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Tucker Goodboi @tuckergoodboi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
One thing that'll never get old to me is stede putting all his effort and time into properly courting Izzy and finally bedding him and being so proud of himself And "accidentally" letting it slip at port to humble brag and finding out it's actually difficult to find someone that hasnt bedded Izzy
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