tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 15/09/2026told a guy i might have exposed him to strep at the bar this weekend and he hits me with the “unfortunately we didn’t kiss so i’m probably okay” oh buddy you swung and hit that out of the park goddamn 0150
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 09/09/2026why won’t apple make my ideal phone, 99% bezel so i cannot use it and am freed from this prison 060
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 04/09/2026jersey kid with NE parents every time baybeee 190
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“that’s not too difficult of a bridge to gap” “yeah i’ve just gotta grind that nosestone” how did my bloodline survive this long 150
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 01/09/2026medfinder called over 200 pharmacies until they found my meds in stock at a pharmacy an hour away by subway. this shortage is a month away from its 4th birthday. exhausting 080
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 21/08/2026shaved the beard and now i’m like a pre-evolutionary stage of @emmetwild.bsky.social 51103
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 15/08/2026every guy on hinge is either toxically monogamous or treats the app as if it were grindr with extra steps and it’s grueling to go on a date and discover every time why this otherwise seemingly decent guy is still single 2140
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 05/08/2026nevermind it’s back. long live the hip thrust machine 4731
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 01/08/2026i just know my very german sleep doctor is gonna review my tests with me like “here is vhere you drooled into your beard for 25 minutes” “here is vhere you cried out your soshul security number in your sleep” “here is vhere you had a sex dream about [looks closer] somevone named Stavros Halkias” 0180
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 28/07/2026late with this, life happened, but yeah i’m the real deal don’t forget it 3321
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 24/07/2026there’s this hot Austrian bodybuilder on Hevy with thousands of followers who responds to every comment on his posts and also selectively likes all my posts and those of mutuals and has no other social media, he’s powered by encouragement the way hydrogen fusion powers the sun and it’s beautiful 1140
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 21/07/2026my dominican barber gets more friendly and hotter every time i see him and it’s starting to hurt me 2260
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 17/07/2026i love applying to federal jobs in the year of our lord 2026 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 070
Reposted by tuckered out lil fellaPolitico @politico.com · 15/07/2026BREAKING: Nearly half of House Democrats voted to cut off aid to Israel, a moment of reckoning as the party confronts years of voter outrage over the war in Gaza.politico.comIn seismic shift, more than 100 House Democrats vote to end Israel aidThe amendment to block military assistance failed, but partisan split cemented the increasingly polarized view of the U.S. ally. 2002862745
Reposted by tuckered out lil fellaJ @jordybt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Seriously, what if I started posting here? 01005
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 09/07/2026they made mine with beans when i asked 3652
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i’m whatever pokemon type rides the most cock 2150
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 06/07/2026dude i’m sleeping with later needs a dick pill so asking my neighbor for one in the same way i’d ask for a cup of sugar 2210
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 01/07/2026content creator you have all seen who is very handsome and probably a decent guy liked me on hinge and i feel like kind of a dick for not responding because his non-porn content is so phoned in 3230
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 01/07/2026why is every data scientist job posting in nyc either 75k to wrangle mental health data or 250k+ to build AI that crushes babies 1180
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 27/06/2026cease and desist for posting a before picture that is too hot 090
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Cheesecake. Maybe I’ve just never had a good slice. At least it’s not actively contemptuous to the person eating it (red velvet cake). 110
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 16/06/2026was all ready to huff and puff today about not getting interviews for municipal job postings i’m a cartoonishly good match for after six months of applications and promptly got uppercutted just now by my first invitation to a screener 060
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 14/06/2026i did this to him btw. if any of you are also interested in being abused my rates start at $100/hr 1270
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Cruising (1980) was spellbinding and not just because the first 30 minutes of it had more hot extras than i will see hot men in films the entire rest of the calendar year combined 0180
Reposted by tuckered out lil fellaJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears. 9795081396
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 02/06/2026my guy unless there is a poet whose muse is your quadriceps you are not allowed to do pyramid sets on leg press or hack squat. other people exist 040
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 20/05/2026cackling that both monogamous and non-monogamous gays on hinge will say “it’s about respect and communication” and mean completely different things by that 0160
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 12/05/2026discovered a glaring incompatibility with a guy i just went on a great date with when we were texting together afterwards that resulted in a cruelly sudden mutual “good night” and yeah i’m sure i won’t be staring at my ceiling for hours now trying to fall asleep or anything 1110
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 10/05/2026verklempt at all the ppl with flowers on the subway today 030
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 07/05/2026guests got me flowers and eucalyptus and i’m still kinda a puddle about it days later 070
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 05/05/2026bottomed for the first time since my sphincterotomy and it was much less painful than it’s been the past three years let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOO 5400
tuckered out lil fella @tuckeredfella.bsky.social · 30/04/2026back in gym after weeks away from chest pain. deliriously happy 2981
