Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 20/06/2026My one pertinent question for them shifted from “Will this meat kill me?” to “Wait, *all* cops?” 140
Reposted by Tom ShaneMatt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 19/06/2026It’s on us, on white men, and white folks, to advocate for and work towards a more equitable society where all are welcomed and prosperity isn’t gatekept by the absurdly wealthy few. (2/2) 3555
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The consultant class made Tim Walz stop calling these guys “weird.” 63846
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Nate Tice killed Sorsby then him and Barnwell suggested it’d be pretty sweet if the Vikings took him. 020
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 17/06/2026You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the sweet, searing pain of the magma-hot apple-flavored sugar goo incinerating the roof of your mouth 000
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Whatever advisor is telling Dems to say “Gosh, I’ll support any deal, but” should be launched into the ocean. 0100
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Perfect NY Jet imo. Put up some nice numbers in ten starts as a rookie then get caught on a live-stream from Empire City Casino at 4am on a Tuesday in January. 030
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Yep! It’s all theater and Dems like Murphy can’t help but to qualify everything with lawyer-speak gobbledygook. They look like squishes every time. 020
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 15/06/2026FFS Murphy hammer Trump without implicating yourself as a wimp 191
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 14/06/2026You mean Sparq God Vic Beasley with the 6.91 three-cone, pal. 130
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Not to be shallow, but did Katie Britt age about 40 years since 2024? 020
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 12/06/2026That’s 135. I warm up with that weight and I’m a total pussy. 040
Reposted by Tom ShanePatrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026It's a shame these kids get to directly involve themselves in these games while placing wagers on prediction markets i'm actually talking about lawmakers and the stock market though everyone groans loudly 2629
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 05/06/2026If all the articles I’m never, ever going to click on, this might be the most not-clickable combo of headline + byline I’ve ever encountered in all my years. #nyt 000
Reposted by Tom ShaneQuebecoiswolf 🔜 Furpoc @quebecoiswolf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party. 21677861475
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Talarico should show up at Stephen Miller’s house and bang on the door calling him a pussy for hiding under the couch. Post it on WorldStar and win by 20 1111
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 16/05/2026To be fair, the “hunchback” was the result of taking it in the ass from Xi for 72 straight hours. 140
Reposted by Tom ShaneBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on, 265690812
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 30/03/2026@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social Jets fans vibes will spike when Glenn gets fired at Halloween. You’re mistaking absolute apathy with “improved vibes.” 100
Reposted by Tom ShaneShek @dameshek.bsky.social · 01/02/2026The Pro Bowl is & has been lame for many many moons so here's an idea no one's ever had before - LOSER BOWL: The two worst teams play each other, winner gets the 1st overall pick 3618019
Reposted by Tom Shanemerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/01/2026oh my god, this fucking sucks. i never got to meet him in person but we chatted a bunch online and on podcasts and he was such a funny and sweet dude 41623
Tom Shane @tshane23.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Bates was out of football *before* he got hired by the Jets! He was literally living in the woods! 060
