Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」katsu yuri @skitscamp.bsky.social · 13hdoll joints.... she got me smokin that shit that makes you say "Yes, Mistress," to any woman with a big hat 041
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 21hneed a french enby to hurry up and invent the third loadbearing sandwich in the Croque Monsieur/Madame category 110
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026lookin at Reverb got me thinking I should call her... 051
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」katsu yuri @skitscamp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026frig through the bitches and dig out the witches and stroke in the back with my JORKULAAAA 031
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026that or they're looking WITH their husband for a third, which, yeah idk I don't wanna high five the father of your children while spitroasting you and I sure as fuck ain't letting him inside me 120
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」katsu yuri @skitscamp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026yknow what fuck you *and* the cut of your jib 063
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'd top an older woman IF I HAD ANY all the older women are just my age! that's not oldER at all! that's just vanilla old! 120
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I had a CPS 2000 and it felt like the water gun equivalent of those rifles they use to shoot down the UFO at the end of Men In Black. like, you worried you were gonna strip paint off houses at close range with that thing. it was about as bullshit as bringing an Ultimator to a Nerf fight 010
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't follow the Madoka cosmology I just want to be one of the ones with guns. hoping this aligns with whatever you said 110
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was initially going to say "can't be casually defeated by improvised jigglers", but that feels like a setup for a joke about how most cage wearers can also be casually defeated with a little improvised jiggling 131
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026somebody hurry up and invent a small narrow-body lock that can't be casually defeated without tools so we can get our first Lockpicking Lawyer video about a flat cage 120
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026polycule consisting exclusively of situationships call that a ménage à tr[Home Improvement noise] 141
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026if that one man became a foreign film and hummus woman do I get a refund 110
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」Tangle Nathair @tangle.bitch.space · 28/09/2026repost if you aren't an emotionally undeveloped coward who can't handle a few kobold fantasies 312979
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026People liking my old tweets 51441488
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026all I need to escape samsara is a low-to-medium gain distortion pedal with high headroom that can comfortably slot between a clean overdrive and a rockerverb, but unfortunately nobody knows what that pedal is so I'll be here for A While 151
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026need an all caked-up femmes The Sword cover band purely to sing How Heavy This Ass 020
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026male stripper named Charles Entertainment Cheeks 162
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026FBI handler sweating bullets trying to figure out if this makes you hireable (beastiality) or unhireable (woke) 130
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026getting cancelled for my sustainable ethically-sourced carbon-neutral data center after sources reveal our power comes from a series of unsuspecting joggers getting trapped on a road-sized treadmill 010
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026they just need a little help. which is why I'm begrudgingly unsheathing my Pneu-Dart 178BS syringe projector 020
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」katsu yuri @skitscamp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026chasers wanna be the grungler not knowing that the whole point of the grungler is that he's just a normal dude being friends with the trannies 051
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026even now there is hope for man, but it's said with a soft upward inflection and a sarcastic sidelong glance at the viewer 020
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」Wonder-Waffle 🦆 @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 23/09/2026SOMEDAY LOVE WILL FIND YOU. #art #digitalart #oc 28798226
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」athskel @athskel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026disassociating on drugs while listening to Japanese glam rock i'm visual kei-holing 031
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026watching the most grossly negligent food contamination event of my life: "a new clam touches the bacon" 060
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026womb tattoo of two fists with knuckle tattoos that say WOMB TATS 410925
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I fix all my problems by taking radiation-type damage 141
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」athskel @athskel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026this half-life 3 ARG is getting out of hand 032
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Bluesky corporate has decided to take steps to finally deal with their biggest problem with the platform, that being that we're here 092
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」𝕸𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖞𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖑𝖑𝖑: 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 @mollyfied.bsky.social · 14/09/2026explaining a color palette to trans women: imagine a 5 day bruise paired with warm faded rope ligatures and some bright bite mark accents 3445
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026we spoke with Brythan Gruttz of Florentine, Indiana, who said his primary issues this election cycle were the alleged presence of illegal immigrants in the WNBA, and gas prices. Brythan's recommendation to congress? "hire Waymo to build an aircraft carrier! then it won't need sailors" 010
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026more than the election itself, I am desperately waiting for the 2026 midterm retrospectives. no matter the outcome, CNN is gonna interview a guy named some shit like Ginch Hoobler who thinks the Strait of Hormuz is in South America and asks why we don't have "Flock cameras but for AI" 110
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」katsu yuri @skitscamp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026do you think there's a transfem puppygirl out there who fancies herself to be the air bud of topping white women 041
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026when the Deloitte consultants show up at the share house it's time to update your Her profile 0112
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I DO NOT HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH SAMUS ARAN OKAY 9793
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026so when do you hop on fortnite (I'm renaming my cock fortnite) 120
「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026you know dominant bottoming is a thing, right like, you've literally done it before 110
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」athskel @athskel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026your waifu (popular youtuber/streamer/podcaster) is trash 021
Reposted by 「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If Apple weren't cowards instead of making a phone you fold they could have made a phone in the exact form of a Dark Souls greatsword. Too big to be called a phone sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it'd be a heap of raw iron you could doomscroll on. 0313