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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」

@tsaevin.bsky.social
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"fuckin brunhilde over here" 18+ only thx 6'7" and built like a Komatsu XT430L with tits I would've been your mommy but the dog beat me over the fence

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katsu yuri @skitscamp.bsky.social · 13h
doll joints.... she got me smokin that shit that makes you say "Yes, Mistress," to any woman with a big hat
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 21h
need a french enby to hurry up and invent the third loadbearing sandwich in the Croque Monsieur/Madame category
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lookin at Reverb got me thinking I should call her...
it's the name of a guitar pedal - "Special Cranker"
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katsu yuri @skitscamp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
frig through the bitches and dig out the witches and stroke in the back with my JORKULAAAA
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that or they're looking WITH their husband for a third, which, yeah idk I don't wanna high five the father of your children while spitroasting you and I sure as fuck ain't letting him inside me
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katsu yuri @skitscamp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yknow what fuck you *and* the cut of your jib
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tenga Stroker's Jorkula
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd top an older woman IF I HAD ANY all the older women are just my age! that's not oldER at all! that's just vanilla old!
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had a CPS 2000 and it felt like the water gun equivalent of those rifles they use to shoot down the UFO at the end of Men In Black. like, you worried you were gonna strip paint off houses at close range with that thing. it was about as bullshit as bringing an Ultimator to a Nerf fight
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't follow the Madoka cosmology I just want to be one of the ones with guns. hoping this aligns with whatever you said
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was initially going to say "can't be casually defeated by improvised jigglers", but that feels like a setup for a joke about how most cage wearers can also be casually defeated with a little improvised jiggling
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
somebody hurry up and invent a small narrow-body lock that can't be casually defeated without tools so we can get our first Lockpicking Lawyer video about a flat cage
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me as hell fr
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
polycule consisting exclusively of situationships call that a ménage à tr[Home Improvement noise]
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if that one man became a foreign film and hummus woman do I get a refund
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Tangle Nathair @tangle.bitch.space · 28/09/2026
repost if you aren't an emotionally undeveloped coward who can't handle a few kobold fantasies
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People liking my old tweets
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
all I need to escape samsara is a low-to-medium gain distortion pedal with high headroom that can comfortably slot between a clean overdrive and a rockerverb, but unfortunately nobody knows what that pedal is so I'll be here for A While
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
need an all caked-up femmes The Sword cover band purely to sing How Heavy This Ass
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
male stripper named Charles Entertainment Cheeks
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FBI handler sweating bullets trying to figure out if this makes you hireable (beastiality) or unhireable (woke)
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a cock in a cage is worth two with full bush
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
getting cancelled for my sustainable ethically-sourced carbon-neutral data center after sources reveal our power comes from a series of unsuspecting joggers getting trapped on a road-sized treadmill
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they just need a little help. which is why I'm begrudgingly unsheathing my Pneu-Dart 178BS syringe projector
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katsu yuri @skitscamp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
chasers wanna be the grungler not knowing that the whole point of the grungler is that he's just a normal dude being friends with the trannies
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a fit so nice I peeped it thrice
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
even now there is hope for man, but it's said with a soft upward inflection and a sarcastic sidelong glance at the viewer
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Wonder-Waffle 🦆 @wonderwaffle93.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SOMEDAY LOVE WILL FIND YOU. #art #digitalart #oc
A rough portrait of Dame Yvette
Drenched, mid swing of the axe.
Arrows across her back and leg, a furious expression showing fury, cleaving though the pain in the battlefield
She is wearing no helmet. 


And yes: we are quoting the Journey song: Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)
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athskel @athskel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
disassociating on drugs while listening to Japanese glam rock i'm visual kei-holing
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
watching the most grossly negligent food contamination event of my life: "a new clam touches the bacon"
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
womb tattoo of two fists with knuckle tattoos that say WOMB TATS
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
evangelion: 5.5 you can(not) boy mode
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I fix all my problems by taking radiation-type damage
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athskel @athskel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this half-life 3 ARG is getting out of hand
a sunno half life guitar pedal by earthquaker devices on an amp with guitars in the background
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bluesky corporate has decided to take steps to finally deal with their biggest problem with the platform, that being that we're here
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𝕸𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖞𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖑𝖑𝖑: 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 @mollyfied.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
explaining a color palette to trans women: imagine a 5 day bruise paired with warm faded rope ligatures and some bright bite mark accents
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we spoke with Brythan Gruttz of Florentine, Indiana, who said his primary issues this election cycle were the alleged presence of illegal immigrants in the WNBA, and gas prices. Brythan's recommendation to congress? "hire Waymo to build an aircraft carrier! then it won't need sailors"
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
more than the election itself, I am desperately waiting for the 2026 midterm retrospectives. no matter the outcome, CNN is gonna interview a guy named some shit like Ginch Hoobler who thinks the Strait of Hormuz is in South America and asks why we don't have "Flock cameras but for AI"
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Metroid Of Or Pertaining To Ravines
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katsu yuri @skitscamp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
do you think there's a transfem puppygirl out there who fancies herself to be the air bud of topping white women
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
when the Deloitte consultants show up at the share house it's time to update your Her profile
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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I DO NOT HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH SAMUS ARAN OKAY
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
so when do you hop on fortnite (I'm renaming my cock fortnite)
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
you know dominant bottoming is a thing, right like, you've literally done it before
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athskel @athskel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
your waifu (popular youtuber/streamer/podcaster) is trash
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Apple weren't cowards instead of making a phone you fold they could have made a phone in the exact form of a Dark Souls greatsword. Too big to be called a phone sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it'd be a heap of raw iron you could doomscroll on.
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
okay but Dynamite Headdy fucks tho
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「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」 @tsaevin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think I know this death grips song
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