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amanda

@trystvalentine.bsky.social
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orange cat magnet, sometimes farmer 🐎 🐓 🐐 🐕🐈 she/her/smelly padmé amidala

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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the shelter said she was 8 and I never believed it for a second
Lady’s age test results saying she is 12 years 9 months oldLady the black dog with a white muzzle and chest laying in the grass
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
having 3 black dogs with gray muzzles sometimes I don’t know who the hell is sitting next to me
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
at least once a week my dogs catch a possum doing a nighttime visit to the squirrel feeder. tragically the possums are always dead, not faking, may as well just walk away
two dogs looking at a possum playing possum on the other side of a fence, under a squirrel feedera possum on another occasion playing possum under the squirrel feeder
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dreamed last night that I went to see Hadestown live and Jeremy Swift was playing Orpheus. got polled after the show about why it wasn’t landing with people and I had to lie because I like Jeremy Swift and didn’t want to hurt his feelings
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@veryvoid.bsky.social I don’t know if you remember sending me baby aloes like 6 years ago, but I wanted to let you know that one of them had her first babies this year 🥹 repotting time is imminent lmao
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
exsqueeze me who are you
screenshot of the merlin app showing several birds I hear all the time, and also a bird I’ve never hear of in my life called the scaly-breasted munia
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
how to deal with an employee who keeps abbreviating “cumulative” to “cum”
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
three black dogs waiting expectantly for snacks. two are sitting on the hardwood floor close to the camera, and one is standing back looking desperate but with her back feet safely on a rug
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
skink :)
a little striped lizard with a bright blue tail sitting on a wooden wall
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
daily meeting of the Where Is Dinner coalition
Lady (a black dog with a gray muzzle) and Will (an orange cat with one eye) laying together. Lady is staring me down and Will is stoically ignoring me
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
this guy has been going through it for weeks… finally got a good look at him and confirmed he’s a house finch. I love him and will keep buying him the good birdseed
a very scraggly molting bird with a pinkish colored head sitting on a tree branch the same bird looking straight at the camera
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
7 months!!! the little hospice foster who could
a black dog with a white chest and graying face wearing a red bandana jumping up on her hind legs, looking excitedly not at the camera but at her breakfast approaching in my other hand  the same black dog, now coming down from her jump with her ears flying up and a cartoonishly excited look in eyes, still aimed at breakfast
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
that’s right
cardamom the tabby cat lounging in an arm chair making eyes at the camera
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
me for the last several days: does john rogers leverage know leenik geelo
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
watching predator badlands. was bort always half
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
HIS window seat
a one-eyed orange cat sprawled luxuriously across two large dog beds in on a bench seat in front of a big window
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
birds whom I saw today
a carolina chickadee on a magnolia branch a close up of an extremely fluffy carolina chickadee on a branch a tufted titmouse on a branch a different tufted titmouse. they don’t look tufted but they were just hiding their crests I swear
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
today one of my new coworkers called copilot “copie” and I almost did something drastic on camera to change the trajectory of her life
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
local perfect child loses 8-12 lbs of hair, undercoat does not appear impacted whatsoever
Pepper the black dog in a pink bathrobea pile of gray-black undercoat fur in a doggy bathtub
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
trying to do my computer job but a turf war is brewing 6 feet away
an orange cat tucked cutely into a cat tree cubby looking to his left with murder eyesa tabby cat chilling on a pillow in an armchair looking back toward the orange cat with a smug air about her
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
okay. go to bed
four teenage chickens huddled up in the corner of a pen. one is scooched up against another one and popping up out of her feathers. another one is barely visible and flat as a pancake underneath them. another one is just standing there observing
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🥰
a brown horse with her ears pinned baring her teeth at a mostly white horse who looks like she does not know why she’s involved
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Felicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 04/07/2026
important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day
wint @dril

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
12:24 AM - 16 Jun 2012
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
that’s a stray and that’s also my brother or whatever mufasa said
two orange cats cuddling on a bed. the one who was clearly the cuddle instigator is looking at the camera like we’re interrupting
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
guess who officially 📣 quit her job 📣
jean ralphio meme
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“nobody is doing it like her” but “it” is a vitamin deficiency requiring a week of daily oral medication to get her leg function back. but look at her go!!!
four chicks huddled together in a plastic tote
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Never seen a picture of him before, I always assumed he wore glasses
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
important update
four very small chicks in the grass, crowded around a feederfour very small chicks exploring in the grass
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
dog at the bar 🚨
a black poodle in a harness being petted by me at a bar
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
it’s literally always the day before the farrier comes. why do they hate me and her
two horses in a pasture. a mostly white one is standing covered in mud, and a brown one is rolling in the mud with her legs in the air
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
my boss got shitcanned today and I can’t even enjoy it. I waited for years, this was supposed to be my moment 😔
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
guess who’s finally ready to 📣 quit her job 📣
jean ralphio meme
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
garazeb orrelios my beloved
screenshot from the mandalorian trailer with zeb swinging off the ceiling holding his bo-rifle
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
just experienced the first time a cop has ever been helpful (picked up a box of oatmeal cream pies off the ground and handed them to me)
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
angels are real and they are among us 🙂‍↕️
a black dog lying in his back asleep, with his front paws held up cutely, all his teeth showing, and his eyes rolled back so the whites are showing
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
2 week update. Lady has been integrated into the black dog hivemind
three black dogs lying outside together in the sunthree black dogs standing alertly by a fence looking out at the road. the smallest one is standing on his hind legs against the fence. two black dogs cuddling together on a couch. a third black dog is barely visible in the foreground
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
guy who will fight me for literally any reason, but for some reason this is chill
a goat eating out of a long feeder. a hen is perched on the edge of the feeder right next to him and staring at him
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
shout out to lola for making me think she was missing, and then making me think that she died
a horse pasture with one horse standing partially behind a tree, and a second horse with her head on the ground, barely visible from behind the tree a different angle of the first picture, now with the horse on the ground holding her head up, clearly just chilling
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
ceo on a call reassuring everyone that our investment in AI is good and it’s NOT a bubble so I just started sending this to everyone on teams without comment
screenshot of headlines from yesterday about the ceo of microsoft being afraid the ai bubble is going to burst
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LIZ @lizrpg.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
i hate it when i'm stressed out about something for days or weeks and then someone comes along and is like, "Hey, have you noticed this pit has a slowly descending pendulum?"
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
will has upgraded from Fear And Avoidance to Cautious Disgust. we call this progress
an orange cat with one eye looking very skeptically at a black dog lying on a couch
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
wished for years that my shitty boss would get fired and I wouldn’t have to work for her anymore. and now she’s about to get fired and I’ve been moved under someone much worse… the monkey’s paw comes for us all in the end
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
gremlin ears..
a black dog with a gray face lying on a couch looking at the camera. her ears are perked up sideways
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
*touches earpiece* a third black dog has hit the farm
and old black dog with a gray face lying on an old dog bed looking at the camera cutely
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
what is he accusing me of here
an orange cat lying on the arm of a couch looking intently just past the camera
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
contemplating peanut
a squirrel sitting on top of a squirrel feeder holding a peanut
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
was attacked. in my own field
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
imagine society if we had more than one nesting box
a red hen sitting in a chicken nesting box, with a giant black hen sitting on top of her
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