amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the shelter said she was 8 and I never believed it for a second 161
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026having 3 black dogs with gray muzzles sometimes I don’t know who the hell is sitting next to me 160
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026at least once a week my dogs catch a possum doing a nighttime visit to the squirrel feeder. tragically the possums are always dead, not faking, may as well just walk away 060
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026dreamed last night that I went to see Hadestown live and Jeremy Swift was playing Orpheus. got polled after the show about why it wasn’t landing with people and I had to lie because I like Jeremy Swift and didn’t want to hurt his feelings 060
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@veryvoid.bsky.social I don’t know if you remember sending me baby aloes like 6 years ago, but I wanted to let you know that one of them had her first babies this year 🥹 repotting time is imminent lmao 150
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026how to deal with an employee who keeps abbreviating “cumulative” to “cum” 160
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026this guy has been going through it for weeks… finally got a good look at him and confirmed he’s a house finch. I love him and will keep buying him the good birdseed 040
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026me for the last several days: does john rogers leverage know leenik geelo 190
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026today one of my new coworkers called copilot “copie” and I almost did something drastic on camera to change the trajectory of her life 3110
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026local perfect child loses 8-12 lbs of hair, undercoat does not appear impacted whatsoever 290
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026trying to do my computer job but a turf war is brewing 6 feet away 190
Reposted by amandaFelicia Davin @feliciadavin.com · 04/07/2026important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day 050851338
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 19/06/2026that’s a stray and that’s also my brother or whatever mufasa said 250
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 11/05/2026“nobody is doing it like her” but “it” is a vitamin deficiency requiring a week of daily oral medication to get her leg function back. but look at her go!!! 1110
Reposted by amandaPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Never seen a picture of him before, I always assumed he wore glasses 111557167
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 27/02/2026it’s literally always the day before the farrier comes. why do they hate me and her 090
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 25/02/2026my boss got shitcanned today and I can’t even enjoy it. I waited for years, this was supposed to be my moment 😔 380
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 07/02/2026just experienced the first time a cop has ever been helpful (picked up a box of oatmeal cream pies off the ground and handed them to me) 031
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 02/02/20262 week update. Lady has been integrated into the black dog hivemind 150
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 30/01/2026guy who will fight me for literally any reason, but for some reason this is chill 040
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 24/01/2026shout out to lola for making me think she was missing, and then making me think that she died 030
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 22/01/2026ceo on a call reassuring everyone that our investment in AI is good and it’s NOT a bubble so I just started sending this to everyone on teams without comment 050
Reposted by amandaLIZ @lizrpg.bsky.social · 21/01/2026i hate it when i'm stressed out about something for days or weeks and then someone comes along and is like, "Hey, have you noticed this pit has a slowly descending pendulum?" 0476
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 21/01/2026will has upgraded from Fear And Avoidance to Cautious Disgust. we call this progress 1131
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 20/01/2026wished for years that my shitty boss would get fired and I wouldn’t have to work for her anymore. and now she’s about to get fired and I’ve been moved under someone much worse… the monkey’s paw comes for us all in the end 470
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 17/01/2026*touches earpiece* a third black dog has hit the farm 4180
amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 10/08/2025imagine society if we had more than one nesting box 0445