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@trystvalentine.bsky.social
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orange cat magnet, sometimes farmer 🐎 🐓 🐐 🐕🐈 she/her/smelly padmé amidala

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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 9h
is that good
Imminent Threat Alert
National Weather Service: A HURRICANE WARNING is in effect for this area for dangerous and damaging winds. This warning is issued up to 36 hours before hazardous conditions begin. Urgently complete efforts to protect life and property. Have food, water, cash, fuel, and medications for 3+ days. FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS FROM LOCAL OFFICIALS.
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know these test are imperfect but 8 was crazy. that’s my old lady baby
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the shelter said she was 8 and I never believed it for a second
Lady’s age test results saying she is 12 years 9 months oldLady the black dog with a white muzzle and chest laying in the grass
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
for the last half hour I have thought I had Lady next to me but no that’s Riley. stupid of me when his collar is teal and hers is a clearly visually distinct sky blue
 a little black dog laying on a couch
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
having 3 black dogs with gray muzzles sometimes I don’t know who the hell is sitting next to me
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
[quark voice] no sloppy steaks guys. please
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
at least once a week my dogs catch a possum doing a nighttime visit to the squirrel feeder. tragically the possums are always dead, not faking, may as well just walk away
two dogs looking at a possum playing possum on the other side of a fence, under a squirrel feedera possum on another occasion playing possum under the squirrel feeder
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dreamed last night that I went to see Hadestown live and Jeremy Swift was playing Orpheus. got polled after the show about why it wasn’t landing with people and I had to lie because I like Jeremy Swift and didn’t want to hurt his feelings
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
of course I cannot take any credit, these are next door with my mom’s other thriving tropical plants because I wanted them to have a chance for a better life 🙏
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@veryvoid.bsky.social I don’t know if you remember sending me baby aloes like 6 years ago, but I wanted to let you know that one of them had her first babies this year 🥹 repotting time is imminent lmao
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*anecdotal evidence voice* okay well how can it be an invasive species introduced to this area decades ago if I’ve never seen one
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
exsqueeze me who are you
screenshot of the merlin app showing several birds I hear all the time, and also a bird I’ve never hear of in my life called the scaly-breasted munia
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
she round on my error til I cum (variance)
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“accum depreciation” fine. normal. “cum variance” well no let’s try that again
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
how to deal with an employee who keeps abbreviating “cumulative” to “cum”
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
whoa three of them..
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Bob Odenkirk: Triples Is Best
Alt: Bob Odenkirk: Triples Is Best
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
three black dogs waiting expectantly for snacks. two are sitting on the hardwood floor close to the camera, and one is standing back looking desperate but with her back feet safely on a rug
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“at least one of them” is killing me. NO spoilers for season 2 episode 22 please
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t know if it’s worth my time… it probably doesn’t have a goo guy or even a gay lizard guy :\
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
skink :)
a little striped lizard with a bright blue tail sitting on a wooden wall
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
daily meeting of the Where Is Dinner coalition
Lady (a black dog with a gray muzzle) and Will (an orange cat with one eye) laying together. Lady is staring me down and Will is stoically ignoring me
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have had several group texts going to gripe and commiserate and plot. not much traction but definitely solidarity. but then in the last 6 months at my old job I was just messaging anyone on Teams encouraging them to revolt so there’s that
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
this guy has been going through it for weeks… finally got a good look at him and confirmed he’s a house finch. I love him and will keep buying him the good birdseed
a very scraggly molting bird with a pinkish colored head sitting on a tree branch the same bird looking straight at the camera
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Lady loves to follow me back and forth across the house, but she struggles on smooth floors unless she has somewhere to get her momentum up. so we are a rug house now
dril candles meme but with rugs instead of candlesLady, a black dog with a gray muzzle, laying on a runner rug and looking up at the camera skeptically
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
7 months!!! the little hospice foster who could
a black dog with a white chest and graying face wearing a red bandana jumping up on her hind legs, looking excitedly not at the camera but at her breakfast approaching in my other hand  the same black dog, now coming down from her jump with her ears flying up and a cartoonishly excited look in eyes, still aimed at breakfast
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
relatable (not pictured is Riley doing the coyote yips)
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
that’s right
cardamom the tabby cat lounging in an arm chair making eyes at the camera
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
me for the last several days: does john rogers leverage know leenik geelo
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
watching predator badlands. was bort always half
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
HIS window seat
a one-eyed orange cat sprawled luxuriously across two large dog beds in on a bench seat in front of a big window
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I want a picture of this poor molting fellow but he only lets me see him through this dirty window. I have a molting cardinal frequenting the feeder that looks very different so maybe he’s a finch… I don’t know he’s just my friend
a scraggly looking bird seen through a dirty window
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
birds whom I saw today
a carolina chickadee on a magnolia branch a close up of an extremely fluffy carolina chickadee on a branch a tufted titmouse on a branch a different tufted titmouse. they don’t look tufted but they were just hiding their crests I swear
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
watching the tide turn in the election as people in south alabama realize they might get stopped at the new border wall while innocently drunk driving back from the casinos in biloxi
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
it’s okay it’s okay. she was explaining how she doesn’t want to go to the doctor for an injury and instead has asked “chat and copie” for advice :)
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
today one of my new coworkers called copilot “copie” and I almost did something drastic on camera to change the trajectory of her life
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
🙂‍↕️
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
local perfect child loses 8-12 lbs of hair, undercoat does not appear impacted whatsoever
Pepper the black dog in a pink bathrobea pile of gray-black undercoat fur in a doggy bathtub
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
that’s not Beau’s chair but it’s not NOT his chair
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
trying to do my computer job but a turf war is brewing 6 feet away
an orange cat tucked cutely into a cat tree cubby looking to his left with murder eyesa tabby cat chilling on a pillow in an armchair looking back toward the orange cat with a smug air about her
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
it can never die
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
AHHHHH!! “no alert” I’m so stupid. could’ve missed it entirely
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
also hiiii hihihihihi
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
you sold me. I’m going back this rules
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
😦
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
…16 dollars
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
okay. go to bed
four teenage chickens huddled up in the corner of a pen. one is scooched up against another one and popping up out of her feathers. another one is barely visible and flat as a pancake underneath them. another one is just standing there observing
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the context here is that I paused in the middle of preparing their dinner to take a picture of a rainbow. fully justified violence but directed at the wrong creature. rainbow for proof
a low rainbow over a muddy paddock
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amanda @trystvalentine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
🥰
a brown horse with her ears pinned baring her teeth at a mostly white horse who looks like she does not know why she’s involved
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