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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 01/10/2026
5. d = 24 m
NGL: A 10 kg box rests on a flat floor. A student pushes the box to the right with a horizontal force of 50 N. The coeff of friction is 0.2. Accel due to gravity is g = 10 m/s2. If starting from rest (v0 = 0 m/s), calc dist (d) traveled in t = 4 s.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 01/10/2026
4. OMG! I've always been sensitive about my lack of a butt. Thank you!
NGL: 😍 got me looking forward to the next wagon Wednesday
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 01/10/2026
3. Oh stop it. This is getting embarrassing.
NGL: You’re beautiful and in my eyes an absolute goddess
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 01/10/2026
2. Oh wow! I'm flattered.
NGL: Ummm, damn! You are a smoke show!
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 01/10/2026
Did you know you can just take other people's NGLs and pretend they were for you? 1. Awww thank you!
NGL: You are absolutely beautiful
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 29/09/2026
I like the QT coffee notification placement with my Edward Hopper’s Nighthawks phone background.
A QT gas station coffee ad push notification layered over a crop of the painting Nighthawks by Edward Hopper.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 19/09/2026
Everyone says my cargo shorts are immature, but guess what, the pockets are full of books!
Cargo shorts pocket with John Steinbeck's Tortilla Flat poking out
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 28/08/2026
Avengers: Doomsday poster modified to say Cider House Rules 2: Orphan's Revenge
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 22/08/2026
Ever dream this man?
Mac Tonight, the 1980s McDonald's mascot with a crescent moon head, wearing dark sunglasses and a black leather jacket in front of a giant glowing clock face.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 20/08/2026
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
Screenshot from the movie Once
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 10/08/2026
Post you from a different era in your life
Middle school ID card of grungy white kid with longish hair wearing multiple shirts
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 08/08/2026
Ten (plus 2 bonus) non horror movies to get to know me
A 3x4 grid of numbered movie posters featuring: 1. No Country for Old Men, 2. Paper Moon, 3. Mulholland Drive, 4. The Apartment, 5. True Grit, 6. The Big Lebowski, 7. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, 8. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 9. Raising Arizona, 10. Inside Llewyn Davis, 11. Top Secret!, and 12. Fargo.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 08/08/2026
Every song on it is Two Princes by Spin Doctors
Now That’s What I Call Di-bi-bi-bip, di-bi-bi-bi-di Bi-di-di-le-di ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba Da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 03/08/2026
Still of James Downey from SNL commercial for First Citiwide Change Bank
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 29/07/2026
My daughter got into a pretty prestigious music conservatory high school and tomorrow there's a "flight school" and a "pegasus pick up" and a "parent university," all mandatory with overlapping times and I really feel this...
Tim Robinson leaning out a car window with a distressed expression. Subtitle: "I don’t know what any of this shit is, and I’m fucking scared."
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 28/07/2026
Give me 4 versions of you
Truman Chipotle's head superimposed over Tobias Funke's headshots from Arrested Development
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 27/07/2026
Pee-wee disguises himself upon his return to Ithaca
Pee-wee Herman grinning wildly into a bathroom mirror with clear tape stretched across his face.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 27/07/2026
Pee-wee's seven year capture by Calypso
Pee-wee Herman sitting next to Simone inside the mouth of a giant dinosaur sculpture at night.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 27/07/2026
Pee-wee vs a strange-eyed monster
Six-panel sequence showing the claymation transformation of truck driver Large Marge into a bulging-eyed monster.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 27/07/2026
Pee-wee discovering his men have been transifured by the sorceress Cerce
A panicked Pee-wee Herman holding armfuls of squirming snakes while escaping a burning pet store.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 27/07/2026
To further expand on my thesis that The Odyssey is a retelling of Pee-wee's Big Adventure, I offer the following evidence. Pee-wee and the Greek soldiers riding to Troy
Pee-wee Herman riding his red vintage bicycle intently ahead of a pack of racing cyclists.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 26/07/2026
Best Adaptation of The Odyssey Wrong answers only
Still from Pee-wee's Big AdventureStill from Pee-wee's Big AdventureStill from Pee-wee's Big AdventureStill from Pee-wee's Big Adventure
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 23/07/2026
Whoa! Whoa! What the?!
An altered post from BlobStar to make it look like they ate the deer
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 23/07/2026
Well...here goes...
An upside down calculator spelling out BOOBIES
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 21/07/2026
Captain Caveman sure could pull.
Captain Caveman hanging out with 3 megababes.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 19/07/2026
The Docs in question. I mean come on. Those are hella cool.
Black Doc Martens embroidered with roses
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 15/07/2026
[discussing ideas for my house with an interior designer] Have you seen Three Men and a Baby?
Ted Danson, Tom Selleck, and Steve Guttenberg from Three Men and a Baby toasting in front of a wall mural featuring art deco stylized Tom Selleck's face
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 05/07/2026
Quote from Wayne's World: Was it Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said, "If you label me, you negate me"?
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 04/07/2026
While celebrating July 4th, remember...
An in-store advertisement for Johnsonville sausage that reads "You can't spell sausage without USA"
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 02/07/2026
Just a few of my favorite photos from my two week road trip.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 01/07/2026
A picture that captures your essence
A photo of Johnny Frittata back when he had long hair, holding up a blu-ray of Ernest Goes to Camp and wearing a sweater that says Tacky
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 01/07/2026
Drove 14 states in 14 days, pull into the driveway to find we'd driven exactly 4999.9 miles.
Trip odometer reading 4999.9 miles
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 23/06/2026
Greetings from North Dakota!
A bison in Theodore Roosevelt National Park in North Dakota.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 22/06/2026
Dave Coulier's hand prints at Mann's Chinese Theater! No, wait. This is at the welcome center in Fargo, North Dakota.
A close-up view of a rectangular concrete slab set next to a patch of green grass. Imprinted in the center of the concrete are two handprints. Below the handprints is the signature "Dave Coulier" carved into the cement. Faintly visible above the right handprint are the words "Cut. it out." The slab is bordered by similar concrete blocks on the left and right, which also contain partial imprints.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day! Here's some art from a vasectomy brochure.
Various paintings of couples from vasectomy brochure
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 19/06/2026
The trees have really gotten into Nathaniel Hawthorne.
Tree with a large A marked on it
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 16/06/2026
Thank you to @im-all-id.me for making this super cool shirt. Beyond David Lynch being one of my favorite directors and Twin Peaks being one of my favorite shows, this quote means a lot to me as I have a trans family member that is near and dear to me. Very cool shirt.
A selfie of a man with a beard and clear-framed glasses standing in front of an owl-patterned shower curtain. He is wearing a black t-shirt featuring a halftone portrait of David Lynch and the text "FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE".
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 13/06/2026
It is pretty funny though.
Webpage header for the "Masters of the Universe Menu at Denny's," featuring live-action characters He-Man and Skeletor flanking the Denny's and movie logos.Promotional image for Denny's "He-Man Battle Burger," showing a loaded burger with pulled pork and bacon, stabbed through the center with a knife and served with fries.Promotional image for Denny's "Eternia's Premium Breakfast Slam," showing a breakfast platter of eggs, bacon, sausage, hash browns, and pancakes topped with green ice cream and chocolate syrup.Promotional image for Denny's "Skeletor's Dark Shakeverse," featuring a purple milkshake topped with whipped cream and green sprinkles against a starry, lightning-filled background.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 09/06/2026
A digital collage modifying a storybook scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The left page reads "Sir Lancelot saves Sir Galahad from almost certain temptation," while the right page features an edited image of Saul Goodman and Walter White from Breaking Bad. A billboard in their background displays the nested meme of Doc Brown from Back to the Future holding the Teletubbies newspaper.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 08/06/2026
I should probably make my original invite email my profile banner
Bluesky invite code email from August 30, 2023
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 08/06/2026
Me to BSKY me:
Memenof Tom Haverford from Parks and Recs saying "It's beautiful. I've looked at this for five hours now."
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 08/06/2026
A meme editing a scene from Back to the Future Part II. Doc Brown holds up a Hill Valley Telegraph newspaper reading "EMMETT BROWN COMMITTED." The newspaper's photo is replaced with a black-and-white image of Teletubbies, where the center Teletubby's stomach screen displays the nested meme of the characters from Friends looking through a doorway.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 07/06/2026
Ran a half marathon today, the half year anniversary of my stroke, to prove to my dumb dumb body that I’m still the idiot in charge.
A Garmin activity summary screen showing a completed 13.15-mile run in Dallas on June 7. The stats show a total time of 2:23:09, an average pace of 10:53 per mile, an average heart rate of 161 bpm, and 1,997 calories burned, alongside a white GPS map outline of the running route.Dumb dumb guy that ran a half marathon
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 06/06/2026
A meme featuring a purple apartment door from the TV show Friends, with characters Ross, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe stacked vertically, peeking anxiously through the cracked doorway at a Thanksgiving turkey on a table in the foreground. The iconic yellow picture frame over the door's peephole has been edited to show Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman from the movie Se7en during the "What's in the box?!" climax. Brad Pitt is holding open a cardboard box, inside of which is the previous meme image: Nicole Kidman from the AMC commercial with the St. Elsewhere snow globe scene edited behind her.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 06/06/2026
Black and white photo from my camera roll
Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo portraying Stevie Wonder and Frank Sin
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 05/06/2026
pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white 🖤🩶🤍 (this is from when I got trapped in a corn maze)
Truman Chipotle trapped in a corn maze in tasteful black and white
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 05/06/2026
The right side features Nicole Kidman from the AMC Theatres welcome commercial. The left background consists of a translucent, green-hued overlay depicting Tommy Westphall from St. Elsewhere holding his iconic snow globe, with Ed Harris's character from The Truman Show edited in, looking down at the child.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 04/06/2026
Just ordered one. I’ve actually been planning on getting this as my next tattoo
Tattoo with the outline of David Lynch’s face and hair with the words “fix your hearts or die”
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 03/06/2026
It was all inside an autistic kid's snowglobe!
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 03/06/2026
Characters from Twin Peaks (Agent Cooper, the Man from Another Place, and Laura Palmer) sit in a room from the movie Backrooms
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