Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 01/10/20264. OMG! I've always been sensitive about my lack of a butt. Thank you! 170
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 01/10/2026Did you know you can just take other people's NGLs and pretend they were for you? 1. Awww thank you! 24011
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 29/09/2026I like the QT coffee notification placement with my Edward Hopper’s Nighthawks phone background. 0197
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 19/09/2026Everyone says my cargo shorts are immature, but guess what, the pockets are full of books! 2308
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 20/08/2026Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head 1122
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 08/08/2026Ten (plus 2 bonus) non horror movies to get to know me 1102
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 29/07/2026My daughter got into a pretty prestigious music conservatory high school and tomorrow there's a "flight school" and a "pegasus pick up" and a "parent university," all mandatory with overlapping times and I really feel this... 1263
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 27/07/2026Pee-wee disguises himself upon his return to Ithaca 140
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 27/07/2026Pee-wee discovering his men have been transifured by the sorceress Cerce 280
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 27/07/2026To further expand on my thesis that The Odyssey is a retelling of Pee-wee's Big Adventure, I offer the following evidence. Pee-wee and the Greek soldiers riding to Troy 1529
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 26/07/2026Best Adaptation of The Odyssey Wrong answers only 3275
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 19/07/2026The Docs in question. I mean come on. Those are hella cool. 3160
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 15/07/2026[discussing ideas for my house with an interior designer] Have you seen Three Men and a Baby? 1297
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 02/07/2026Just a few of my favorite photos from my two week road trip. 66213
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 01/07/2026Drove 14 states in 14 days, pull into the driveway to find we'd driven exactly 4999.9 miles. 0121
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 22/06/2026Dave Coulier's hand prints at Mann's Chinese Theater! No, wait. This is at the welcome center in Fargo, North Dakota. 050
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 21/06/2026Happy Father's Day! Here's some art from a vasectomy brochure. 16689145
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 19/06/2026The trees have really gotten into Nathaniel Hawthorne. 713324
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 16/06/2026Thank you to @im-all-id.me for making this super cool shirt. Beyond David Lynch being one of my favorite directors and Twin Peaks being one of my favorite shows, this quote means a lot to me as I have a trans family member that is near and dear to me. Very cool shirt. 1224
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 08/06/2026I should probably make my original invite email my profile banner 020
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 07/06/2026Ran a half marathon today, the half year anniversary of my stroke, to prove to my dumb dumb body that I’m still the idiot in charge. 4191
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 05/06/2026pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white 🖤🩶🤍 (this is from when I got trapped in a corn maze) 3150
Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 04/06/2026Just ordered one. I’ve actually been planning on getting this as my next tattoo 100