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Call Me Jasper

@callmejasper.bsky.social
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ジャスパア Level 42 Secret Furry Account. 走り屋 This is the cartoon dog I pretend to be on the internet. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 Gay/Demi I'm SFW, but I'm also a grown-ass adult, so minors can kindly fuck off 🔞 share.google/5jmLQfkqgb1eJAKWs

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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 7h
Saw hella fursuits in downtown Santa Cruz this evening, hanging out at the Octagon in Abbott Square. Big thanks to the doggo who came into the store. You looked great, and you made my day.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 16h
Fresh furry stickers have appeared on the display case at work.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm pretty sure I know the answer, but has anyone ever made animated furry porn in Flipnote?
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New neighbor took it upon herself to walk all the way up my dead end street to accuse me of locking my dogs out of the house all day in a tiny enclosure. Ma'am, my dogs are free to come and go as they please, and their "tiny enclosure" is ~1/4 acre. They LIKE being outside... they're dogs.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's also MAGA... go figure.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LEGO SHENRON?! TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY!!!
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got bullied off FA for calling a female artist "Dude" 🤷‍♂️
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just had an incredibly stupid idea.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Wheels is on Steam... Nothing is getting done today.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's time to draw more porn that I'll likely never post.
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Sahoni, Official Re(a)d Wolf @sahoni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Holy shit. I'd have so much power with this pin. I'd melt people on sight.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My boomer dad watched the Tommy Tuberville thing and looked directly at me and said "I would have more confidence in you flying an airplane in a dog costume after freebasing meth than Tubervill tying the velcro on his shoes."
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All of the cars I want right now are either Hondas or shit I build myself. Wild that one very slow scooter corrupted me away from Porsche.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey, skater furries... Vans has a shirt you might want.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why has nobody made kits for Smart Cars to transform them into little classic Le Mans prototypes? The steering and engine subframes are modular, so make a frame to bolt them onto and add some fiberglass. I would drive the shit out of something like that.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The KR50 is such an obscure little shifty fifty in the US.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm on the hunt for GTA IV Complete Edition, Crackdown, and F.E.A.R. for the Xbox 360.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah, I'm one of those guys. Cardle 2/5 Streak 2🔥 Total Score 21 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com
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Cardle
Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.
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Trowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the feckless white liberal that MLK was talking about. Demanding that others sacrifice the marginalized and vulnerable to preserve their own comfort.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dongs poking out of cotton boxer shorts is incredibly hot. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dongs poking out of cotton boxer shorts is incredibly hot. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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せきはん @sekihang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Duel💥
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had to pick up my dad from the airport this afternoon, and saw about 20 cars with BD stickers on 880 between Westfield Mall and Bascom ave. I know there's plenty of furries in the Silicon Valley, but I don't think I've ever randomly seen so many on the road.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trying to figure out what to do with myself now that I've come to the realization that I'm completely trapped here and probably won't escape until I'm well into my fifties. Thinking about just wasting my life drinking heavily and playing video games.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My family doesn't understand depression. Everything I've been working towards for the last two years has been up-ended, and now I'm literally trapped here... but apparently I'm just "bitchy" and in "a mood" I'm really hoping my chronic headache is a brain tumor.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Welp... the next app on the chopping block is Blooski. I'll check-in on my PC, but this shit is not gonna be on my phone anymore.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I already didn't like Ed Sheeran, but like seriously FUCK Ed Sheeran.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Spread the word, even if you don't live in NYC. Online basement-dwelling Nazi incel virgins are so desperate, it's laughable at this point. Don't give these sad losers what they want.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cosmo out here, spittin' truth.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Literally me at work yesterday.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is why I turned my phone off for 9 days... can't wait to do it again.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My older millennial body has no tolerance for alcohol anymore. I had 2 beers too close to bedtime, and now I have a hangover. TWO! (2) PBR, and my morning is fucked... getting old sucks.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's 100% the same guy.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seriously, for years, there's been a dude selling CRTs on Craigslist, featuring furry and furry-adjacent media on the screen.
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🤘🏿🏳️‍🌈Kalen Whitfield🏳️‍🌈🤘🏿 @jazlyte.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
2 years, hundreds of joints, thousands of furry dollars later we are a week from ASS
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Two black dudes at the gas station liked my scooter and called me the N-word. Told me they love seeing me rip around Santa Cruz. "This ride fucks fo real, my n*****." I have arrived.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My reward for leaving my phone on today is being subjected to this idiotic bullshit. What am I supposed to do? Not flush? The Guardian has become a total rag.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My hot take: The OOT Remake looks fine.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's it like inside your head (My life is a series of disasters that look funny from the outside)
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I want to get an HMV Freeway and then make it not suck. VW front torsion beams and a Honda CB500 engine would make this death trap a million times better.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My very last pack of Seven Stars. Gonna crack it open and smoke them before they get stale. Gonna have to start paying people to bring me more when they get back from vacation in Japan because it doesn't look like I'll be able to go in the foreseeable future.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm so burned out by life right now. There's mountains of work I have to do, and none of it is gonna get me anywhere. It's depressing how hard you have to work to remain stuck exactly where you are and experience zero positive changes.
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i really need to draw a version of the Toriyama "this is me in paradise" drawing
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Unpopular opinion: Zootopia 2 sucks and I hate Pawbert.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Unpopular opinion: Zootopia 2 sucks and I hate Pawbert.
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
FINALLY! Finding this was a bigger pain in the ass than it needed to be. Alright, Hiroto. Give me some insight into contented happiness.
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Andy Lilienthal @andylilienthal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Great job to my wife, @mercedeslilienthal.com for her fun microcar piece in the @nytimes.com !!! 🏁🏁 #weirdcarbs #microcars #blueskycars
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Anybody get sidetracked writing a comic because you thought of a new comic you also want to develop? Like, I've been working on a wacky supernatural/cosmic thing, and now I'm obsessed with this down-to-earth slice of life narrative. Stupid marijuana...
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Of course they don't have the fucking first one...
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Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm never going to escape. I will be trapped in this life until it's too late for me to live my own.
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