Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 7hSaw hella fursuits in downtown Santa Cruz this evening, hanging out at the Octagon in Abbott Square. Big thanks to the doggo who came into the store. You looked great, and you made my day. 130
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 16hFresh furry stickers have appeared on the display case at work. 020
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm pretty sure I know the answer, but has anyone ever made animated furry porn in Flipnote? 100
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026New neighbor took it upon herself to walk all the way up my dead end street to accuse me of locking my dogs out of the house all day in a tiny enclosure. Ma'am, my dogs are free to come and go as they please, and their "tiny enclosure" is ~1/4 acre. They LIKE being outside... they're dogs. 131
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I got bullied off FA for calling a female artist "Dude" 🤷♂️ 171
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Happy Wheels is on Steam... Nothing is getting done today. 131
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's time to draw more porn that I'll likely never post. 030
Reposted by Call Me JasperSahoni, Official Re(a)d Wolf @sahoni.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Holy shit. I'd have so much power with this pin. I'd melt people on sight. 291265274
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My boomer dad watched the Tommy Tuberville thing and looked directly at me and said "I would have more confidence in you flying an airplane in a dog costume after freebasing meth than Tubervill tying the velcro on his shoes." 1121
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All of the cars I want right now are either Hondas or shit I build myself. Wild that one very slow scooter corrupted me away from Porsche. 030
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hey, skater furries... Vans has a shirt you might want. 2148
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why has nobody made kits for Smart Cars to transform them into little classic Le Mans prototypes? The steering and engine subframes are modular, so make a frame to bolt them onto and add some fiberglass. I would drive the shit out of something like that. 3132
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The KR50 is such an obscure little shifty fifty in the US. 140
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm on the hunt for GTA IV Complete Edition, Crackdown, and F.E.A.R. for the Xbox 360. 001
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yeah, I'm one of those guys. Cardle 2/5 Streak 2🔥 Total Score 21 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.complaycardle.comCardleGuess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day. 110
Reposted by Call Me JasperTrowzer Snek Plissken @trowzersnek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is the feckless white liberal that MLK was talking about. Demanding that others sacrifice the marginalized and vulnerable to preserve their own comfort. 0132
Reposted by Call Me JasperCall Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dongs poking out of cotton boxer shorts is incredibly hot. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. 022
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dongs poking out of cotton boxer shorts is incredibly hot. Thank you for coming to my ted talk. 022
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I had to pick up my dad from the airport this afternoon, and saw about 20 cars with BD stickers on 880 between Westfield Mall and Bascom ave. I know there's plenty of furries in the Silicon Valley, but I don't think I've ever randomly seen so many on the road. 220
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trying to figure out what to do with myself now that I've come to the realization that I'm completely trapped here and probably won't escape until I'm well into my fifties. Thinking about just wasting my life drinking heavily and playing video games. 020
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My family doesn't understand depression. Everything I've been working towards for the last two years has been up-ended, and now I'm literally trapped here... but apparently I'm just "bitchy" and in "a mood" I'm really hoping my chronic headache is a brain tumor. 000
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Welp... the next app on the chopping block is Blooski. I'll check-in on my PC, but this shit is not gonna be on my phone anymore. 120
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I already didn't like Ed Sheeran, but like seriously FUCK Ed Sheeran. 020
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Spread the word, even if you don't live in NYC. Online basement-dwelling Nazi incel virgins are so desperate, it's laughable at this point. Don't give these sad losers what they want. 011
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is why I turned my phone off for 9 days... can't wait to do it again. 140
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My older millennial body has no tolerance for alcohol anymore. I had 2 beers too close to bedtime, and now I have a hangover. TWO! (2) PBR, and my morning is fucked... getting old sucks. 120
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Seriously, for years, there's been a dude selling CRTs on Craigslist, featuring furry and furry-adjacent media on the screen. 1123
Reposted by Call Me Jasper🤘🏿🏳️🌈Kalen Whitfield🏳️🌈🤘🏿 @jazlyte.bsky.social · 11/09/20262 years, hundreds of joints, thousands of furry dollars later we are a week from ASS 9542451215
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Two black dudes at the gas station liked my scooter and called me the N-word. Told me they love seeing me rip around Santa Cruz. "This ride fucks fo real, my n*****." I have arrived. 180
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My reward for leaving my phone on today is being subjected to this idiotic bullshit. What am I supposed to do? Not flush? The Guardian has become a total rag. 040
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 08/09/2026What's it like inside your head (My life is a series of disasters that look funny from the outside) 121
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I want to get an HMV Freeway and then make it not suck. VW front torsion beams and a Honda CB500 engine would make this death trap a million times better. 160
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My very last pack of Seven Stars. Gonna crack it open and smoke them before they get stale. Gonna have to start paying people to bring me more when they get back from vacation in Japan because it doesn't look like I'll be able to go in the foreseeable future. 110
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm so burned out by life right now. There's mountains of work I have to do, and none of it is gonna get me anywhere. It's depressing how hard you have to work to remain stuck exactly where you are and experience zero positive changes. 010
Reposted by Call Me JasperAuThom🎃🏳️🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 08/07/2026i really need to draw a version of the Toriyama "this is me in paradise" drawing 6932196
Reposted by Call Me JasperCall Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Unpopular opinion: Zootopia 2 sucks and I hate Pawbert. 131
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Unpopular opinion: Zootopia 2 sucks and I hate Pawbert. 131
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026FINALLY! Finding this was a bigger pain in the ass than it needed to be. Alright, Hiroto. Give me some insight into contented happiness. 021
Reposted by Call Me JasperAndy Lilienthal @andylilienthal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Great job to my wife, @mercedeslilienthal.com for her fun microcar piece in the @nytimes.com !!! 🏁🏁 #weirdcarbs #microcars #blueskycars 072
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Anybody get sidetracked writing a comic because you thought of a new comic you also want to develop? Like, I've been working on a wacky supernatural/cosmic thing, and now I'm obsessed with this down-to-earth slice of life narrative. Stupid marijuana... 010
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Of course they don't have the fucking first one... 020
Call Me Jasper @callmejasper.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm never going to escape. I will be trapped in this life until it's too late for me to live my own. 000