Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 10hstatic.klipy.comDeadpool Dance Bye Bye ByeAlt: Deadpool Dance Bye Bye Bye 020
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 11hSomeone was feeling snippy today when they got their rejection email. Rejections hurt, but emailing to call us "you lazy cunt" is a bit much. I mean lazy, sure... but cunt? We're not even friends yet. Try "lazy excuse for anal prolapse." No wonder we rejected you if your wordplay is so banal. 1102
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 23hOver 5000 submissions later and still counting, we're shutting it down. Just for a couple of months for me to rest... which means do other work to get ready for 2027 of course! Updates to the website, an anthology to release, and of course issue 10 to get ready for. 050
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 23hAnyone ever use software like OBS Studio to mix video with voice overs and other media and can speak to whether its any good? I've got a hankering to do some goofing around with video editing and was checking it out. I've used audio mixers like Audacity before, but nothing more extensive. 100
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 29/09/2026"The ones who walk away from Emailas." 040
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 29/09/2026(spinning the recall wheel) Raw milk cheese is being recalled for E. Coli. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you! How can cheese made from raw milk be contaminated with the very bacteria everyone warns raw milk can be contaminated with? It's a mystery... www.usatoday.com/story/money/...usatoday.comE. coli outbreak linked to raw cheese. See recalled productsPublic health officials are investigating an outbreak of E. coli linked to raw milk cheese. See which products are affected. 020
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 29/09/2026I don't know what today's Tuesday did to you, but yeah... that's just the perfect description of Tuesdays. 110
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 28/09/2026We lived in a rental when I was a kid with no sump pump, and one spring we ended up with a foot of water in an unfinished basement. It was terrible and stinky. Ours is fairly new and runs well, I just hadn't checked the outlet pipe in three years, which is buried somewhere in the pucker brush. 010
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 28/09/2026Nothing like having to go outside in the middle of pouring rain and figuring out just where the piping for the basement sump pump has gotten blocked. I couldn't find it, so I cut it where I could and we'll deal with it when the sun returns. For now, my basement will be saved from flooding. 130
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 28/09/2026This young woman is pretty amazing. I don't care for shows like this, but she popped up in my Youtube feed and she's pretty amazing as a guitarist, singer, and overall performer at only 16. I'm glad she won because this performance goes hard and deserved it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS1D...youtube.comNene Royal Goes FULL ROCKSTAR With “Seven Nation Army” By The White Stripes | The Final | AGT 2026YouTube video by America's Got Talent 020
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 28/09/2026In today's discourse: it's normal to curate your media consumption and choose what you listen to, right down to which celebrity gossip nonsense you hear about, like "what's the #1 song?" Some care about that and that's a choice. If you don't, that's perfectly valid as well. Fuck the haters. 160
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 27/09/2026Not weird. It's not the industry norm, but it is common enough I'm not surprised you're experiencing it and I would say you've been lucky up until now not to encounter it. 110
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 27/09/2026We wandered all over, but you would have more easily found us in one of the two tents for social justice movement groups. The wife was there helping rep Maine People's Alliance and providing backup for the volunteers. 030
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 26/09/2026Went to the Common Ground fair today, an agricultural fair in central Maine with a deep commitment to equity and inclusion and building community. Wonderful event. 360
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 25/09/2026I usually default to "Regards" for those less personal emails. Or "Let's Forget Where We Buried the Bodies," with super close friends. 010
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 25/09/2026Reading the latest Writer Beware and learning "Warm regards" is now an AI tell for scam letters and I am bereft. That's my favorite sign off when emailing the authors we work with. Oh well... back to "Go with Peace Seeker of Knowledge and Wisdom," or some such.... 260
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 25/09/2026Lord help me when I end up in the GenX forum on reddit. A large number of my cohort are just insufferable fist-at-cloud shakers. "You can rip the double space after a period from my cold dead hands!" Geesh, Karen, chill. You can still double space. There ain't no double space police, drama queen. 180
Reposted by Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of WhorlsTrollbreath Magazine @trollbreathmag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Free Fiction Friday! Today enjoy a story that is a bit heroic fantasy, a bit "Enemy Mine" and a lot of awesome. Shades of Bruises and Blood by Katherine Quevedo magazine.trollbreath.com/shades-of-br... 0114
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 25/09/2026I'm partial to Flea, from Red Hot Chilly Peppers. Some great bass riffs in their repertoire of songs. 031
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 25/09/2026Right back to you! That song is a definite time and place. 000
Reposted by Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of WhorlsSpeculative Fiction Magazine Subscriptions @sffmagazines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Coming down to the wire, folks, and 3LBE is still short of their funding for 2027. Please check them out and give if you can. There's some good swag available as well. 043
Reposted by Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of WhorlsTimnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026🔇🔇🔇 I want to announce a @dairinstitute.bsky.social virtual event concerning the ***REAL**** impacts of "AI" on the most vulnerable of populations, refugees. Everything you see is first experimented on them.🧵 ⏰ October 1 at 6-8pm CET/9am PDT on Zoom. ✴️ Register at us02web.zoom.us/webinar/regi... 312261
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 24/09/2026We started preferring the bar for that reason. Also, it's farm to table with a mix of local flavors and international cuisine, and the food is surprisingly good (way above anything else in our area), so it's a win all around. 020
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 24/09/2026There's a restaurant near us that, instead of sports on the televisions over the bar, had the explorer channel all summer so folks could watch the bears eating salmon. What a delight. 110
Reposted by Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of WhorlsA.C. Wise @acwise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The @3lobedmag.com Kickstarter is getting close to its goal with a week of left to go. Help them cross the finish line! 075
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 23/09/2026Me (watching firefighters training): "Yeah, fight that fire! Fight on! Come on, douse that flaming hot piece of woody shit! Drown it! Make it beg! Yeah, that's the way! You got this, fire people! Make it your little friend! Make it your little friend!" 020
Reposted by Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of WhorlsAllison Pottern @apottern.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Between this and the aforementioned “Black Envelope,” Pottern shows an impressive range. While “Black Envelope” was literary and devastating, "Cryptid Car Rental” is a breezy, delightful humor piece about cryptids, demons, the deep Abyss, vegan art, and unexpected friendships born on the Internet."magazine.trollbreath.comCryptid Car Rental - Trollbreath Magazineby Allison Pottern 042
Reposted by Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorlsweb3privacy.info @web3privacy.info · 22/09/2026What a quote by @timnitgebru.blacksky.app: "Claims of incipient, dangerous superintelligence are not based in good scientific or engineering practice. Rather, they are narratives based in ideologies of transhumanism, eugenics, and wishful thinking about imagined future digital humans."technologyreview.comDon’t be fooled by this summer of AI hypeBreathless claims about AGI and new capabilities fall apart pretty quickly under scrutiny. 0359
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026That's right folks, for the price of a "free" earbud, you, too, can have a system that spies on you and sends all your private data to Google to be stripped and mined in their AI training sets. Enjoy! 010
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comTed Lasso MVP! Happy Birthday MattAlt: Ted Lasso MVP! MVP! 010
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026Also, it's deeply hilarious to me that Meta's "AI" isn't good enough so it has to hire people to make the calls. Mechanical Turks for the win again, just like the ones driving Waymo's cars when they get stuck. people.com/waymo-exec-r...people.comWaymo Exec Reveals Company Uses Remote Operators in the Philippines to Assist Autonomous VehiclesDuring a Senate hearing on Wednesday, Feb. 4, Waymo's cheif safety officer revealed to lawmakers the company uses remote operators in the Philippines to assist their U.S.-based autonomous vehicles. Th... 031
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026Meta paying people in distant countries pennies on the dollar while you pay Meta a monthly subscription fee in the tens to hundreds of dollars for the privilege seems really really brain dead. That's because it is. Don't be brain dead. I know you all are far too smart for this. 2125
Reposted by Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of WhorlsSpeculative Fiction Magazine Subscriptions @sffmagazines.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Paying staff for their hard work is important. Anything you can do to help Clarkesworld helps the industry as a whole. 095
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026We are, too. We attended TriCon in Halifax and decided the Canadian con scene has so much good going on that we should check out Can*Con. Both are accessible to us by car (Ottawa is 12 hours, so its accessibility is debatable, but I drive further to visit the office, and this is for fun). 000
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026We expect the drive up from Maine to be long but beautiful and are very excited for the con. 🙃 110
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026Welcome to fall officially, by the way. Amazing how fast this month is moving. Soon enough it'll be October, and we'll be planning our trip to Ottowa for Can*Con. Random picture of trees turning colors, not mine, and not recent, but pretty. 190
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026Another morning spent dealing with LLM scammers. It angers me watching jackasses who won't do the real work of writing try to steal money meant for authors. Especially egregious when they are out in public, acting like they are king shit, but their entire body of work is LLM manufactured. Banned. 1210
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026In short, [insert author name], you're my favorite [artistic endeavor]. I hope this letter of genuine admiration will convince you of our sincere [positive emotional attribute that appeals to human ego]. 020
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026It's showing up on Amazon UK if you shop there. If not, might take longer for it to trickle into some of the other shops that carry ebooks. 010
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026Yes, we'll have it eventually set up for world wide distribution. Currently it's Amazon, B&N, Kobo and now Bookshop.org. That's my next step. I wasn't really planning for it to be on pre-order until early October, but it's a pleasant surprise to see it showing up already. 110
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026Pre-order from Bookshop.org! bookshop.org/p/books/trol...bookshop.orgTrollbreath Magazine: Volume One: Volume 1: Year OneFrom the pages of Trollbreath Magazine comes Volume One, an anthology of short speculative fiction. We're celebrating the amazing authors whose short stories and poetry we were privileged to bring to ... 151
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026I just realized I'm only a year younger than Ian McKellan was when he starting film work on the first Lord of the Rings movies, and I'm just thinking... what? No. Is impossible. Then I see him without the Gandalf makeup and it all makes WAY more sense. 0110
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026This was the second year I attended Flights of Foundry, and I had such a blast participating and moderating. They are still short of their goals, so please donate! Donations support the work, and ensure this affordable, international, virtual event can continue. flights-of-foundry.org/donate/flights-of-foundry.orgDonate – Flights of Foundry 051
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026Easy. "Pool of Radiance." I played it on my commodore 64, and it was the first time I stayed up all night gaming. I'd enjoyed games before, but this was when games became a real passion. 070
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026The same goes for the staff of Trollbreath. Drop us a note here or use our contact form on the website, we can talk about setting up a website and managing submissions and creating epubs all day long (especially if it gets us out of doing any real work). 0104
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026He thinks he can get everything past judges by declaring them "for security." 110
Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 20/09/2026This panel was the BEST. And not just because I was moderating it. 150