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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls

@trollbreath.com
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#SFF writer from Maine. VP21. He/Him. Cóyotl and Foof award nominated. Creator of Speculative Fiction Magazine Subscription web page. Co-editor of Trollbreath Magazine. #AuthorsNotAlgorithms www.trollbreath.com magazine.trollbreath.com

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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 10h
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Deadpool Dance Bye Bye Bye
Alt: Deadpool Dance Bye Bye Bye
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 11h
Someone was feeling snippy today when they got their rejection email. Rejections hurt, but emailing to call us "you lazy cunt" is a bit much. I mean lazy, sure... but cunt? We're not even friends yet. Try "lazy excuse for anal prolapse." No wonder we rejected you if your wordplay is so banal.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 23h
Over 5000 submissions later and still counting, we're shutting it down. Just for a couple of months for me to rest... which means do other work to get ready for 2027 of course! Updates to the website, an anthology to release, and of course issue 10 to get ready for.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 23h
Anyone ever use software like OBS Studio to mix video with voice overs and other media and can speak to whether its any good? I've got a hankering to do some goofing around with video editing and was checking it out. I've used audio mixers like Audacity before, but nothing more extensive.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 29/09/2026
"The ones who walk away from Emailas."
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 29/09/2026
(spinning the recall wheel) Raw milk cheese is being recalled for E. Coli. I'm shocked, shocked I tell you! How can cheese made from raw milk be contaminated with the very bacteria everyone warns raw milk can be contaminated with? It's a mystery... www.usatoday.com/story/money/...
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E. coli outbreak linked to raw cheese. See recalled products
Public health officials are investigating an outbreak of E. coli linked to raw milk cheese. See which products are affected.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 29/09/2026
I don't know what today's Tuesday did to you, but yeah... that's just the perfect description of Tuesdays.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 28/09/2026
We lived in a rental when I was a kid with no sump pump, and one spring we ended up with a foot of water in an unfinished basement. It was terrible and stinky. Ours is fairly new and runs well, I just hadn't checked the outlet pipe in three years, which is buried somewhere in the pucker brush.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 28/09/2026
Nothing like having to go outside in the middle of pouring rain and figuring out just where the piping for the basement sump pump has gotten blocked. I couldn't find it, so I cut it where I could and we'll deal with it when the sun returns. For now, my basement will be saved from flooding.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 28/09/2026
This young woman is pretty amazing. I don't care for shows like this, but she popped up in my Youtube feed and she's pretty amazing as a guitarist, singer, and overall performer at only 16. I'm glad she won because this performance goes hard and deserved it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS1D...
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Nene Royal Goes FULL ROCKSTAR With “Seven Nation Army” By The White Stripes | The Final | AGT 2026
YouTube video by America's Got Talent
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 28/09/2026
In today's discourse: it's normal to curate your media consumption and choose what you listen to, right down to which celebrity gossip nonsense you hear about, like "what's the #1 song?" Some care about that and that's a choice. If you don't, that's perfectly valid as well. Fuck the haters.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 27/09/2026
Not weird. It's not the industry norm, but it is common enough I'm not surprised you're experiencing it and I would say you've been lucky up until now not to encounter it.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 27/09/2026
We wandered all over, but you would have more easily found us in one of the two tents for social justice movement groups. The wife was there helping rep Maine People's Alliance and providing backup for the volunteers.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 26/09/2026
Went to the Common Ground fair today, an agricultural fair in central Maine with a deep commitment to equity and inclusion and building community. Wonderful event.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 25/09/2026
I usually default to "Regards" for those less personal emails. Or "Let's Forget Where We Buried the Bodies," with super close friends.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 25/09/2026
Reading the latest Writer Beware and learning "Warm regards" is now an AI tell for scam letters and I am bereft. That's my favorite sign off when emailing the authors we work with. Oh well... back to "Go with Peace Seeker of Knowledge and Wisdom," or some such....
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 25/09/2026
Lord help me when I end up in the GenX forum on reddit. A large number of my cohort are just insufferable fist-at-cloud shakers. "You can rip the double space after a period from my cold dead hands!" Geesh, Karen, chill. You can still double space. There ain't no double space police, drama queen.
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Trollbreath Magazine @trollbreathmag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Free Fiction Friday! Today enjoy a story that is a bit heroic fantasy, a bit "Enemy Mine" and a lot of awesome. Shades of Bruises and Blood by Katherine Quevedo magazine.trollbreath.com/shades-of-br...
A black and white image of a dagger stuck in the grass with a purple translucent scarf blowing across the middle.
Trollbreath Magazine, Shades of Bruises and Blood, by Katherine Quevedo
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 25/09/2026
I'm partial to Flea, from Red Hot Chilly Peppers. Some great bass riffs in their repertoire of songs.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 25/09/2026
Right back to you! That song is a definite time and place.
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Speculative Fiction Magazine Subscriptions @sffmagazines.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Coming down to the wire, folks, and 3LBE is still short of their funding for 2027. Please check them out and give if you can. There's some good swag available as well.
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
🔇🔇🔇 I want to announce a @dairinstitute.bsky.social virtual event concerning the ***REAL**** impacts of "AI" on the most vulnerable of populations, refugees. Everything you see is first experimented on them.🧵 ⏰ October 1 at 6-8pm CET/9am PDT on Zoom. ✴️ Register at us02web.zoom.us/webinar/regi...
flyer for DAIR virtual event on October 1, 2026 from 6-8PM CET. Join DAIR as we commemorate the 2013 Lampedusa tragedy and ask, "What would it take for technology to protect people on the move, rather than deepen the risks they already face?


Meron Estefanos, Dr. Selam Kidane, Dr. Omer Shatz, Dr. Hyab Yoahnnes

Register at https://us02web.zoom.us/webinar/register/5517888860006/WN_u2VZxx2RSciVPe2wu039wA#/registration
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 24/09/2026
We started preferring the bar for that reason. Also, it's farm to table with a mix of local flavors and international cuisine, and the food is surprisingly good (way above anything else in our area), so it's a win all around.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 24/09/2026
There's a restaurant near us that, instead of sports on the televisions over the bar, had the explorer channel all summer so folks could watch the bears eating salmon. What a delight.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 24/09/2026
Happy anniversary!
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A.C. Wise @acwise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The @3lobedmag.com Kickstarter is getting close to its goal with a week of left to go. Help them cross the finish line!
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 23/09/2026
Me (watching firefighters training): "Yeah, fight that fire! Fight on! Come on, douse that flaming hot piece of woody shit! Drown it! Make it beg! Yeah, that's the way! You got this, fire people! Make it your little friend! Make it your little friend!"
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Allison Pottern @apottern.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Between this and the aforementioned “Black Envelope,” Pottern shows an impressive range. While “Black Envelope” was literary and devastating, "Cryptid Car Rental” is a breezy, delightful humor piece about cryptids, demons, the deep Abyss, vegan art, and unexpected friendships born on the Internet."
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Cryptid Car Rental - Trollbreath Magazine
by Allison Pottern
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web3privacy.info @web3privacy.info · 22/09/2026
What a quote by @timnitgebru.blacksky.app: "Claims of incipient, dangerous superintelligence are not based in good scientific or engineering practice. Rather, they are narratives based in ideologies of transhumanism, eugenics, and wishful thinking about imagined future digital humans."
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Don’t be fooled by this summer of AI hype
Breathless claims about AGI and new capabilities fall apart pretty quickly under scrutiny.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026
That's right folks, for the price of a "free" earbud, you, too, can have a system that spies on you and sends all your private data to Google to be stripped and mined in their AI training sets. Enjoy!
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026
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Ted Lasso MVP! Happy Birthday Matt
Alt: Ted Lasso MVP! MVP!
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026
Also, it's deeply hilarious to me that Meta's "AI" isn't good enough so it has to hire people to make the calls. Mechanical Turks for the win again, just like the ones driving Waymo's cars when they get stuck. people.com/waymo-exec-r...
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Waymo Exec Reveals Company Uses Remote Operators in the Philippines to Assist Autonomous Vehicles
During a Senate hearing on Wednesday, Feb. 4, Waymo's cheif safety officer revealed to lawmakers the company uses remote operators in the Philippines to assist their U.S.-based autonomous vehicles. Th...
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026
Meta paying people in distant countries pennies on the dollar while you pay Meta a monthly subscription fee in the tens to hundreds of dollars for the privilege seems really really brain dead. That's because it is. Don't be brain dead. I know you all are far too smart for this.
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Speculative Fiction Magazine Subscriptions @sffmagazines.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Paying staff for their hard work is important. Anything you can do to help Clarkesworld helps the industry as a whole.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026
We are, too. We attended TriCon in Halifax and decided the Canadian con scene has so much good going on that we should check out Can*Con. Both are accessible to us by car (Ottawa is 12 hours, so its accessibility is debatable, but I drive further to visit the office, and this is for fun).
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026
We expect the drive up from Maine to be long but beautiful and are very excited for the con. 🙃
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026
Welcome to fall officially, by the way. Amazing how fast this month is moving. Soon enough it'll be October, and we'll be planning our trip to Ottowa for Can*Con. Random picture of trees turning colors, not mine, and not recent, but pretty.
A large field, with trees on the other side in brilliant y8ellow and orange colors passing away into the distance over rolling hills towards blueish mountains in the distant background.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026
Another morning spent dealing with LLM scammers. It angers me watching jackasses who won't do the real work of writing try to steal money meant for authors. Especially egregious when they are out in public, acting like they are king shit, but their entire body of work is LLM manufactured. Banned.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 22/09/2026
In short, [insert author name], you're my favorite [artistic endeavor]. I hope this letter of genuine admiration will convince you of our sincere [positive emotional attribute that appeals to human ego].
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
It's showing up on Amazon UK if you shop there. If not, might take longer for it to trickle into some of the other shops that carry ebooks.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
That really slaps.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
Yes, we'll have it eventually set up for world wide distribution. Currently it's Amazon, B&N, Kobo and now Bookshop.org. That's my next step. I wasn't really planning for it to be on pre-order until early October, but it's a pleasant surprise to see it showing up already.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
Pre-order from Bookshop.org! bookshop.org/p/books/trol...
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Trollbreath Magazine: Volume One: Volume 1: Year One
From the pages of Trollbreath Magazine comes Volume One, an anthology of short speculative fiction. We're celebrating the amazing authors whose short stories and poetry we were privileged to bring to ...
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
I just realized I'm only a year younger than Ian McKellan was when he starting film work on the first Lord of the Rings movies, and I'm just thinking... what? No. Is impossible. Then I see him without the Gandalf makeup and it all makes WAY more sense.
A picture of sir Ian McKellan taken circa 1999. It's in black and white, and he's wearing a dark shirt that blends in with a dark background. He's staring at the camera with a slight smile, his right hand pressed against the side of his face.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
This was the second year I attended Flights of Foundry, and I had such a blast participating and moderating. They are still short of their goals, so please donate! Donations support the work, and ensure this affordable, international, virtual event can continue. flights-of-foundry.org/donate/
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Donate – Flights of Foundry
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
Easy. "Pool of Radiance." I played it on my commodore 64, and it was the first time I stayed up all night gaming. I'd enjoyed games before, but this was when games became a real passion.
An ad for the 1988 computer game, Pool of Radiance, released by Strategic Simulations, Inc. It was the first real Dungeons and Dragons game you could play on your computer, with turn based combat system using the AD&D rules. Besides advertising text, the image shows the cover art that was on the box, a male coded warrior with shoulder length golden hair parted in the middle, wearing silver chain mail and a white cloth gamberson over it. He's holding a long sword with both hands and looking up and sort of to his left. A golden dragon is passing from behind him to the left, shooting out a flame. In the foreground on the right is a table with part of a skull peaking out of the side of the image.
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
The same goes for the staff of Trollbreath. Drop us a note here or use our contact form on the website, we can talk about setting up a website and managing submissions and creating epubs all day long (especially if it gets us out of doing any real work).
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
He thinks he can get everything past judges by declaring them "for security."
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 21/09/2026
Thanks Don!
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Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls @trollbreath.com · 20/09/2026
This panel was the BEST. And not just because I was moderating it.
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