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@triplebatman.com
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mostly just pictures of cats, fungi, food, fish, and booze || occasional chiptunes composer || he/him check out my wobsite triplebatman.com 🍄🐈🐠🍹🍛

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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 24/09/2026
kept trying to upload photos during the trip, but either connection was bad or bluesky was fucking up anyways, here's some Austria pics
View from the shores of Lake Zell in Austria - a large forested hill in the background with calm, clear watersView of Old Town Salzburg from high above in Hohensalzburg Fortress - a bird's eye view of many medieval-looking buildings including a large cathedral, with a river flowing through the city and hills in the distance.View from the interior of Hohensalzburg Fortress - a high stone wall on the right and restored castle buildings on the left, with a fantastic view of blue skies and cloudsA tall yellow building with the words "Mozarts Geburtshaus" across the front - Mozart's Birthplace
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 15/09/2026
continuing to enjoy Munich
A large beer sitting on a table in a shaded courtyard with large trees
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 15/09/2026
enjoying Munich
Two enormous glasses of Augustiner beer
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 12/09/2026
Looks similar to this Dolph Ziggler figure but I can't find an exact match
A Dolph Ziggler action figure with big blonde hair and pink trunks
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 11/09/2026
fearsome beast destroys fungi
A tortoiseshell-and-white cat attacking a mushroom-shaped cat toy
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 06/09/2026
completely normal unsuspicious box of beer
A tortoiseshell-and-white cat peeking her eyes out over the edge of a cardboard box branded with  brewery logos
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 31/08/2026
A picture of comedian Mitch Hedberg speaking into a microphone.
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 05/08/2026
a sleepy boy
A white cat with gray spots on his ears and legs and a gray tail curled up on a black backpack lying on the ground, with his back legs tucked up against his face, cracking one eye open sleepily
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 03/08/2026
This Peanut Butter Zombie shouldn't work but it is one of the best things I've ever drank Hell or High Water remains the best Gay Satanic Tiki bars on the planet
Spread the Dead cocktail menu item

Peanut Butter washed cahaca, Planteray OFTD, Bacardi Ocho rum blend, hazelnut, passion fruit, grapefruit, grenadine, cinnamon, limePicture of a clarified milk punch cocktail in a narrow, tall glass garnished with a piece of candy and a hazelnut
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 31/07/2026
same energy
Tweet from Hilary Agro:

During my research I interviewed a guy who said he was libertarian until he did MDMA and realized that other people have feelings, and that was pretty much the best summary of libertarianism I've ever head.
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 22/07/2026
A meme image of a portrait of Rene Descartes with a fake quote saying "who give a shit."
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 15/07/2026
Good morning, Wally
A white cat with gray ears and spots sitting in a person's lap and leaning against a desk with one arm folded underneath him, looking lazily into the camera. A fluffy gray and white cat is sleeping on the desk in the background.
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 09/07/2026
Tugboat, that is quite the face
A tortoiseshell-and-white cat lying on her side on a gray bath mat, looking up into the camera with tiny pupils and a vacant expression on her face
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 07/07/2026
Goliath, tone it down
A fluffy gray and white cat lying on a desk and rubbing his head against a keyboard, looking into the camera with one eye open and his paws curled up against his chest
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 05/07/2026
mind blown boar
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 02/07/2026
Tugboat, you are not groceries
A tortoiseshell-and-white cat sitting in a canvas grocery bag with the words "so bright, so tart" on the side in green with images of citrus fruit
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 01/07/2026
Wally I am trying to work
A white cat with gray ears and spots sitting in my lap and leaning on my desk between me and my keyboard
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 14/06/2026
We were having dinner on the back deck and Wally was very upset he couldn't come eat with us
A small white cat face poking through the slats in a door blind, looking very annoyed
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 28/05/2026
Pam from the TV Show Archer pouring batteries from a pitcher into a garbage disposal
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 26/05/2026
today's swanboy reminded me of this @oglaf.bsky.social comic
Fantasy comic with 8 panels.

PANEL 1 - A bearded warlord wearing a spiked crown and armor screaming "Bring me wine in the skull of an enemy!"

PANEL 2 - A servant pour wine into a goblet made from a human skull, held by the warlord while he's sitting on his throne.

PANEL 3 - Wine starts pouring out of the eyeholes of the skull goblet and spilling on the floor.

PANEL 4 - The warlord shouts "Find me an enemy with no eyes!"

PANEL 5 - The warlord is fighting alongside several warriors as they kill giant eyeless worms.

PANEL 6 - One of his soldiers says "They don't have skulls, sire!"

PANEL 7 - The warlord stands with a blank look on his face.

PANEL 8 - Close up of the warlord's face as he sheds tears and says "So... thirsty..."
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 17/05/2026
a forlorn creature
A fluffy gray and white cat lying on a wooden desk next to a black keyboard with green backlights, looking despondent
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 14/05/2026
sleepy old man
A fluffy gray and white cat lying on his side on a black desk next to a blue keyboard, with his eyes closed and his front paws tucked up against his chest
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 03/05/2026
she's cozymaxxing
A tortoiseshell-and-white cat curled up on a gray heating mat, looking a bit sleepy
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 02/05/2026
Wally has a friend
A white cat with gray ears and spots lounging on a windowsill cozied up with an Umbreon plushie
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 30/04/2026
have to point out a factual inaccuracy in this post b/c the best Colorado plate is the Stegosaurus plate
A license plate with a red sunset sky over the rocky mountains with a orange and red stegosaurus in the middle and a label at the bottom that reads "PROTECT OUR FOSSILS"
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 29/04/2026
Image from the Office - a white banner with black letters in a boring beige room that reads "IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY"
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 28/04/2026
Reddit post from the NoStupidQuestions subreddit: "Why are the holes in cats’ fur always in the right places for their eyes?"
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 23/04/2026
Good morning, Wally
A white cat with gray spots and ears lying on a gray heating mat, looking sleepy
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 21/04/2026
another one for the pile
Comic of a guy with a smug face and a hat labelled "thinking cap" pointing to his right with his thumb and saying "this fucking sucks actually" - he is pointing at a cartoon hot dog with a backwards baseball cap and sunglasses riding a skateboard that is labeled "(literal coolest thing ever)"
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 19/04/2026
Some days you need to get out of the house and discover you live a short drive away from one of the only 2 raptor footprints in your entire country And you can just hike up to it for free
A plaque showing a plaster cast of a raptor footprint and an illustration of a raptor foot making a track in some mud. 

It reads "Rare Raptor Tracks

This spot is home to Colorado's first raptor track - a rare find!

A slightly larger cousin of Asia's velociraptor left this track in soft mud around 105 million years ago. 

Sand deposits filled the impressions after the dinosaur scampered by, protecting the tracks from washing away. 

The fossils visible here were tilted by uplift and exposed by erosion. 

The track is long gone and a sandy cast of the print protrudes from the overhanging ledge. 

Raptor tracks are rare. This site is one of only 2 raptor track sites in the United States."A red plastic circle surrounding a section of tan rock containing the raptor footprint
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 19/04/2026
this is the only Learned League 1DS I have ever been the champion of and I love this about me
A screenshot of a table row showing trivia contest results for a quiz named "Mitch Hedberg Fill in the Blank" on Apr 17, 2026, plus a bunch of point numbers, followed by a badge that reads "Champion"
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 09/04/2026
special delivery!
A tortoiseshell-and-white cat lying on her side in a cardboard delivery box, looking up at the camera with one ear obscured behind one of the box flaps
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 03/04/2026
this is one of the funniest YT comment chains I've ever seen
Comment thread on an FD Streams YouTube video about Zootopia 2

@cookierill says "Should we eventually show FD the Zootopia abortion comic?"

@FDStreams-vl4lr (who is FD, the channel owner) responds with two comments:

"I'm sorry what..."

Followed immediately by

"I'll never forgive yall for this"
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 02/04/2026
Haven't seen this one posted yet
Tweet from joshh O))) from  Feb 20, 2013

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo) / I am four eels / Never meant to make your daughter cry / I am several fish and not a guy
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 28/03/2026
DJ Khaled Suffering from Success album cover
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 28/03/2026
Parks and Rec Tom Haverford meme - "It's beautiful. I've looked at this for five hours now."
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 13/03/2026
I love when she used all four of her paws as a pillow
A tortoiseshell-and-white cat curled up on a gray heating mat with all four paws under her chin, looking sleepily at something to her right
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 08/03/2026
Screenshot of a tweet from The Ghost of Ole Dale Earnhardt

"All you fuckin bootlickers forgot your roots. You wanna know why we started hot rodding stock cars? Because we were running from the cops. You know why we ran from the cop? Cause fuck em"
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 08/03/2026
Lupin III screenshot of the nativity, where Mary has given birth to twins - Jesus Christ and Camilla
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 08/03/2026
there's a whole webcomic gag about this
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 02/03/2026
men only want one thing and its the Agat-4 - the Soviet Apple II clone from the 80s
Advertisement in Russian for the Agat-4 PC - it has a small screen with rounded corners, a red case, and black trim, sitting on top of a polygonal box (it's an irregular octagon that looks kinda squished) housing a floppy disk drive with red and black casing, and a black keyboard with red keys and trim with a similar shape to the main body / floppy drive area. It's set against a yellow backdrop.

There's also a bunch of writing in Russian that I can't read.
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 01/03/2026
New hot pot place opened near us
A bowl of reddish broth filled with various vegetables, meat, and noodles
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 01/03/2026
weird-looking LEGO but ok
A tortoiseshell-and-white cat curled up in a box with a printed message from the LEGO shop, looking at the camera
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 23/02/2026
Birthday sushi
Three pieces of nigiri on a plate
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 17/02/2026
we got our porch gargoyle and dragon fitted for Mardi Gras
A stone gargoyle that looks vaguely similar to Toothless the dragon perched on an orb, wearing a festive purple hat with green and yellow feathers, and a scarf of green, yellow, and purple ribbonsA metal dragon sculpture on the side of a house wearing a green, yellow, and purple feather headdress with a golden Fleur-de-lis emblem and a green, yellow, and purple skirt
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 15/02/2026
he just woke up
A white cat with gray spots looking sleepily into the camera
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 15/02/2026
Valentine's Day date night - lazy cheese board and watching Heathers
A bunch of cheese, crackers, and fruit spread out on a brown table
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 11/02/2026
Goliath, what is that pose?
A fluffy gray and white cat lounging on a couch on his back, with one leg spayed or and the other bent, with both front paws laying in front of his chest, leaning against a puzzle box, looking sleepily into the camera
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 08/02/2026
Sunday afternoon Tugboat
A tortoiseshell-and-white cat lying on a white blanket draped over a couch, looking sleepy, with one paw extended slightly
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triplebatman @triplebatman.com · 06/02/2026
what a ham
A fluffy gray and white cat lying on his side on a couch, looking sleepy
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