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Trinity Zook Author

@trinityzookauthor.bsky.social
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Bizarro fiction author & horror narrator 💀 Award-winning author of Grandma the Barbarian 💀 Living proof that too much television will rot your brain 💀

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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Go ahead.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you're able to contribute, no matter how small the amount, it would go directly toward keeping a roof over our heads while we work to get back on our feet. If you can't donate, simply sharing this fundraiser would mean more than you know. gofund.me/faa6ee318
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Donate to Urgent Rent Support Needed, organized by Donald Zook
Asking for help is incredibly difficult for me. I've always wanted to solve my own problems. Bu… Donald Zook needs your support for Urgent Rent Support Needed
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Alright, I'm listening.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Do you mean feedback from an editor or recommending an editor?
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My splatterpunk bizarro fiction novella is at 26,999 words. Every chapter is a little meaner, a little stranger, and a little closer to being unleashed.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh okay.
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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The average American only loses three fingers in fireworks accidents in their lifetime. That leaves you with plenty of fingers left to turn the pages of my new novel FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH, coming this Tuesday!
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sure.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I don't have a regular editor yet. I usually hire whoever I can afford on Fiverr.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Just be aware that this is splatterpunk, so there's plenty of gore, disturbing imagery, and other unpleasantness along the way.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The first beta reader just finished my splatterpunk bizarro fiction novella and said it felt like an '80s horror/slasher movie. I'll happily take that. Time for revisions.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July, you nutty kids!
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Forget Disclosure Day. Bad Channels already told us the truth. Dangerous Dan O'Dare was decades ahead of everyone else.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A bizarro fiction novella about family, courage, and finding your place in a world that doesn't make any sense. a.co/d/04lqJFUn
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day, you nutty kids!
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Just more of my nonsense.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day, you nutty kids!
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Not a single cooking channel on YouTube has attempted to recreate Homer’s burning corn flakes recipe. Cowards.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
And he could still be out there. Waiting. Watching. Pantsing.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I'm sure I can cook something up someday 😉 (Actually the twist would be far more traumatic and still based on an actual episode)
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Andy Griffith was clearly playing a trickster god disguised as a small-town sheriff on The Andy Griffith Show.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Thanks for the offer. I'm still in the plotting stage, deciding which traumas make it in and which get cut.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
While dragging my feet on finding beta readers for my Spite Project, I started a Southern Gothic story that’s basically therapy for my childhood trauma. Apparently my coping mechanism for finishing one disturbing book is starting another one.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Some of you have never made a smaller sandwich to eat while making a regular-sized sandwich, and it shows.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I wonder if they're hiring.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I'm pretty sure George Jetson's entire job was just pressing the "I am not a robot" button.
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A.C. Bauer @acbauer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This week, #HorrorWritersChat, I want to highlight a Kickstarter I’m doing for a bank robbery horror anthology! If we meet our funding goal, there will be some spots open for submissions as well! Appreciate any shares and support! www.kickstarter.com/projects/165...
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Don't Go for the Vault
A Bank Robbery Horror Anthology
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’m mainly looking for honest reactions like what worked, what didn’t, pacing, characters, and anything confusing or pulled you out of the story.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
My Spite Project is finally finished. Going to let it sit for a few days before reaching out to beta readers. I'll put together the trigger warnings and a reader questionnaire next.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I have an idea for an escape room. You pay $50, become me, and spend an hour trying to fix my life. No one has escaped yet.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Some of you never ate cold pizza over the sink while drinking wine out of a measuring cup, and it shows.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
How close am I to finishing my Spite Project? Let's just say thiiiiiissss close.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I have acquired a 50-pound bag of beans sounds like something said in a post-apocalyptic wasteland future.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Some of you have never had a bunk bed collapse on you and, instead of climbing out, just went back to sleep, and it shows.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
All my ideas sitting on the back burner threatening to topple over and crush me.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
That was decades ago, and I never did know who the mystery pantser was.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Some of you never got pantsed at a haunted house attraction causing the masked maniac actor to burst out laughing and drop the chainsaw prop on his own foot, and it shows.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Some of you never woke up in the middle of the night with a possum digging around in your mouth looking for food, and it shows.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Short on rent this month. I’m working, job hunting, and waiting on assistance, but the gap is here now. Any help or shares would mean a lot. gofund.me/ec3ba619c
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Donate to Emergency Rent Help – Keeping a Roof Over Our Heads, organized by Donald Zook
My name is Donald, and I’m reaching out because I’m facing a tough tim… Donald Zook needs your support for Emergency Rent Help – Keeping a Roof Over Our Heads
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
We’re fighting to stay ahead of rent while doing everything we can to stay stable. If you can donate or share, it would mean a lot. gofund.me/ec3ba619c
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Donate to Emergency Rent Help – Keeping a Roof Over Our Heads, organized by Donald Zook
My name is Donald, and I’m reaching out because I’m facing a tough tim… Donald Zook needs your support for Emergency Rent Help – Keeping a Roof Over Our Heads
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
This month hit harder than expected and I’m facing a significant rent shortfall. I’m working and actively trying to improve my situation, but I could really use some help closing the gap. If you can donate or share, it means a lot. gofund.me/ec3ba619c
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Donate to Emergency Rent Help – Keeping a Roof Over Our Heads, organized by Donald Zook
My name is Donald, and I’m reaching out because I’m facing a tough tim… Donald Zook needs your support for Emergency Rent Help – Keeping a Roof Over Our Heads
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This month hit harder than expected and I’m facing a significant rent shortfall. I’m working and actively trying to improve my situation, but I could really use some help closing the gap. If you can donate or share, it means a lot. gofund.me/ec3ba619c
gofund.me
Donate to Emergency Rent Help – Keeping a Roof Over Our Heads, organized by Donald Zook
My name is Donald, and I’m reaching out because I’m facing a tough tim… Donald Zook needs your support for Emergency Rent Help – Keeping a Roof Over Our Heads
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Me reading my manuscript after changing a character's name three chapters ago 😅
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Sadly, they don't make trash like that anymore. 💔 If there were any justice in the world, it would have spawned two sequels, three prequels, a sequel trilogy, countless spinoffs, and a breakfast ceral.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The look I gave my brother when he said he'd never seen Hell Comes to Frogtown.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine's Day, you nutty kids!
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Happy Friday the 13th, you nutty kids!
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Shane Rodriguez @paintershane.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Passed my Texas ART EC-12 certification exam, trying finish out my prerequisite hours. (Kinda did that backwards but still working toward being a full time teacher.) I'm seeing all sorts of art teacher jobs. Can't afford to move and one financial disaster after another.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
We just received an eviction notice. We are about $450 short on rent and running out of time. I hate asking, but this is an emergency. If you can donate or share, it could help us keep a roof over our heads. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337 #GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations
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Donate to Help Keep the Lights On for Us, organized by Donald Zook
Thanks to an incredible act of kindness, our rent has been covered, but we’re still struggl… Donald Zook needs your support for Help Keep the Lights On for Us
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
No groceries, no laundry, no rent. We can't keep going like this. Every donation and share helps. 🙏 gofund.me/bd7e85337 #GoFundMe #Crowdfunding #GoFundMeHelp #Fundraiser #Donations
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Donate to Help Keep the Lights On for Us, organized by Donald Zook
Thanks to an incredible act of kindness, our rent has been covered, but we’re still struggl… Donald Zook needs your support for Help Keep the Lights On for Us
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