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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 7h

Eric Schmitt has slunk off to lick his wounds at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gooooooo Seahawks!!! Savor the experience of playing football at a professional level!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sometimes it’s difficult to get writing done.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm here for you, Atlanta Falcons fans!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

We didn’t stop here, so I can’t say what “galore” entails, but I’m sure they had condoms a-plenty!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This message on the Chili’s silverware packet is oddly unnerving.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

MAY not? Seriously, New York Times? MAY not?

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My next book will be written with this pencil!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Woooo!!! Free food! The hotel didn’t clean out the fridge after the last guest!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Wow, September took FOREVER to get here! (My actual mental state is "How the hell is it September already???" but I'm trying to sound more youthful.)

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My executive order went through!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Heading to the Minnesota State Fair today for some classy dining!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Happy 3rd birthday to Indie, who taught me that snakes are not vicious killing machines that will try to devour me at the earliest opportunity, but rather sweet derps.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Though I'm obviously quite flattered, I'm going to assume this e-mail telling me FUN TIMES AT THE BLOODBATH is being considered for Reese Witherspoon's Book Club is not entirely legitimate.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I’ve issued an executive order to rename this to Lake Please Order My New Book Fun Times At The Bloodbath!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Seven years ago, I started a controversy that would define my career.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Rod Stewart cancelled his concert at the Minnesota State Fair, but rest assured, I will still be ROCKING THE HELL OUT on Monday when I thrash around in the mosh pit to the music of Tommy James & The Shondells and Herman's Hermits!!! I hope nobody gets hurt!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

ALANIS MORISSETTE: Could you bring me a knife, please? SERVER: No, but I can bring you ten thousand spoons. ALANIS: I really just need a-- SERVER: TEN THOUSAND SPOONS!!!!!!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Chaos in rigorous training for the National Feline Sleeping Championship.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

That feeling when your 3rd grade teacher is proud of you...

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

If you've ever wanted to see a movie where the filmmakers sent me the script and asked what I thought, you won't want to miss ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES: ORGANIC INTELLIGENCE, in select theaters NOW!!!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I'm torn. Paul Synuria II said, "I look forward to Jeff Strand’s kids' books as much as his adult novels. TERROR FROM THE CAVE is my favorite of the 4 Eek! books. Scary, funny and nerve wrecking." But he also puts ketchup on hot dogs and thus has zero credibility.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Happy Friday! Why not spend this weekend having some fun times....AT THE BLOODBATH!!!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Take a mental health day and spend the day reading! www.amazon.com/Screams-Asyl...

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Amazon.com

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Some days I think I should run for President of the Horror Writers Association. Then I laugh so hard I have to call an ambulance for hernia surgery.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

People who order books are awesome, but people who PRE-order books are next level! Contains my story "Sanity Stats." www.amazon.com/Screams-Asyl...

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

When you’re a savage beast but also kinda lazy.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Best of days to those who celebrate!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The standards for ugly dogs have really slipped if this is the ugliest they've got.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I am in very serious danger if I don’t keep those hummingbird feeders full!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Chaos has decided against being productive today.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I want to live in a world where "Corrupt Pillow Salesman Whines About Not Being Elected Minnesota Governor" isn't simply a normal news day.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Every night when I close my eyes, this is what I see.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Happy one-week anniversary to TERROR FROM THE CAVE!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Danger lurks everywhere in Bemidji, Minnesota.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Look, I'M not the one who said you don't like fun if you don't read this book, but I'm not going to debate that point.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The last known photograph of this trio before they were trampled by Babe.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

A new story! Shameless promo! Fun! mailchi.mp/d002d72d5c76...

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TERROR FROM THE CAVE Is Here!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The next issue of my newsletter goes out later today! Contains the story "The Green Ribbon (2026)." Subscribe for free here: eepurl.com/dewPc9

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Celebrating Book Release Day with some Dave’s Hot Chicken.(That’s a spicy mozzarella plank on the left.)

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

If you make your way out to your local bookstore today, you may very well find THIS on the shelf!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Make sure your personal assistant clears your schedule...TERROR FROM THE CAVE comes out tomorrow!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

We could have had a taco truck on every corner, but I’ll settle for driving 15 minutes for this one!

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Tomorrow afternoon I'll be at Zenith Bookstore with my book-signing hand, scrawling my name on pre-orders of TERROR FROM THE CAVE. There's still time to order signed copies! zenithbookstore.com/strand

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

"You are so weird." @bridgettnelson.bsky.social, after editing the short story for the next issue of my newsletter.

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Jeff Strand @jeffstrand.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Happy belated National Avocado Day!

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