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Trinity Zook Author

@trinityzookauthor.bsky.social
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Bizarro fiction author & horror narrator 💀 Award-winning author of Grandma the Barbarian 💀 Living proof that too much television will rot your brain 💀

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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Just be aware that this is splatterpunk, so there's plenty of gore, disturbing imagery, and other unpleasantness along the way.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July, you nutty kids!
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Forget Disclosure Day. Bad Channels already told us the truth. Dangerous Dan O'Dare was decades ahead of everyone else.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day, you nutty kids!
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother’s Day, you nutty kids!
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Not a single cooking channel on YouTube has attempted to recreate Homer’s burning corn flakes recipe. Cowards.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Andy Griffith was clearly playing a trickster god disguised as a small-town sheriff on The Andy Griffith Show.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Some of you have never made a smaller sandwich to eat while making a regular-sized sandwich, and it shows.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I'm pretty sure George Jetson's entire job was just pressing the "I am not a robot" button.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
My Spite Project is finally finished. Going to let it sit for a few days before reaching out to beta readers. I'll put together the trigger warnings and a reader questionnaire next.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I have an idea for an escape room. You pay $50, become me, and spend an hour trying to fix my life. No one has escaped yet.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Some of you never ate cold pizza over the sink while drinking wine out of a measuring cup, and it shows.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
How close am I to finishing my Spite Project? Let's just say thiiiiiissss close.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Some of you have never had a bunk bed collapse on you and, instead of climbing out, just went back to sleep, and it shows.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
All my ideas sitting on the back burner threatening to topple over and crush me.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Some of you never got pantsed at a haunted house attraction causing the masked maniac actor to burst out laughing and drop the chainsaw prop on his own foot, and it shows.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Some of you never woke up in the middle of the night with a possum digging around in your mouth looking for food, and it shows.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Me reading my manuscript after changing a character's name three chapters ago 😅
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
The look I gave my brother when he said he'd never seen Hell Comes to Frogtown.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine's Day, you nutty kids!
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Happy Friday the 13th, you nutty kids!
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I feel like I’m living out the Boots Theory.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
My birthday plans.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year, you nutty kids!
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Currently watching Pandemonium (1982) and honestly impressed by how confidently dumb it is.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas, you nutty kids!
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Are there any indie bookstores currently open to carrying books on consignment? I’m seeking new shops that support indie authors and would love to discuss stocking my novella Grandma the Barbarian. Any leads are appreciated! #IndieAuthor #IndieBookstore #BizarroFiction #BookBoost
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving, you nutty kids!
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
How come nobody told me Don Rickles played a vampire in a 90s horror comedy?? I feel so betrayed.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Sometimes, my day job feels like an episode of Double Dare.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
"What do you mean these characters have no names? I've gotta name them myself?" #amwriting
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
After all these years, finally found the name of that fever-dream movie with the giant robot with the spaceship head: Invader 1991. Free on Tubi. Stop motion still slaps, early CGI… not so much. #CultCinema
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
"Urge to spite... rising." Just realized it’s been two weeks since I touched my spite project. Now that I’ve opened it again, I can see how close I am to finishing. Time to push through. #amwriting
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
You. Me. This weekend. Spite project.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
I never thought I’d miss mac & cheese. But here I am, broke and hungry, wishing for the simplest comfort. 💔
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Haven’t touched my spite project in a few days. Turns out a cold can knock the piss and vinegar out of even the pettiest writer. This is me working on getting that motivation back:
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
If they ever made my spite project into a movie, I already know exactly who I’d cast. No auditions needed. 🎬🩸
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Every book needs a face. My brother’s designing the one for my spite project. These samples should give you a taste of his dark, sharp, and unforgettable style. The final cover is going to be so bloody good.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you’ve got the power inside you right now. So, use it and send a donation to me on Ko-fi. Don’t delay, eternal happiness (and helping me keep a roof over my head) is just a donation away. ko-fi.com/thesuperabsu...
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
💀 I was working on a spite-fueled book this week born from fear and hate. But today? The file vanished. All my progress, gone. Like the universe said, “More rage? Coming right up.” Guess we’re burning it down and starting over from the ashes. #AmWriting #SpiteProject #RageFuel
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I put my passion project on hold. Passion’s gone. What I’ve got now is fear and anger, so I’m making a spite project instead. #amwriting
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
www.ebay.com/itm/31714012... Original Art Inelegant/Imperfect Brain Acrylic Painting By Shane Rodriguez #ebay #ebayfinds #uniquegifts #nostalgia #originalart #humanartist #rentsdue #everythingmustgo #makeanoffer
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
What time does the bread line open?
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Current mood
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Starting to wonder if I’ve been shadowbanned or if I’m just screaming into the void again… Let me know if you can see this.
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hey… you. Yeah, you with the good taste in chaos. Come grab a barbarian sticker. You know you want to. It’ll look awesome and help me not perish in the Wastelands of Rent and Ramen. Tremendously. 👉 wartsandallbooks.etsy.com #IndieAuthor #BarbarianSticker #WeirdArt #SupportIndie
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Trinity Zook Author @trinityzookauthor.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
For the price of one sad gas station hot dog, you could support a broke indie author and get a badass barbarian sticker that doesn’t taste like regret. 👉 wartsandallbooks.etsy.com #StickerShop #FunStickers #EtsyFinds #CollectTheAll #SupportIndieAuthors #RentsDue
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