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@trifilio.net
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A person on the internet. Mostly posts about Ferrari, other sports and cryptic skeets about the craziness we're all living through. Yes, I know I'm not as funny as I think I am.

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sal @trifilio.net · 20h
From now on, any time I'm embarrassingly losing an argument I'm just gonna drop a "well, I'm pretty sure I already got you for perjury, so ..."
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sal @trifilio.net · 30/09/2026
Ben Rice my god! What a night. The whole Yankees farm system having a night!
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sal @trifilio.net · 30/09/2026
AI really is Super Intelligent™️
A news item generated by Google Gemini that shows a picture of Mike McDaniel, alluding to it being Jim Harbaugh.
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sal @trifilio.net · 29/09/2026
I anxiously double check the spelling of athletes' names before sending them in WhatsApp group chats. I can't imagine not even trying to Google the facts before you make an ass out of yourself in a Senate hearing.
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sal @trifilio.net · 29/09/2026
Huh, would you look at that 🧐
A Google search results page showing the Iowa Hawkeyes women's basketball team defeating Maryland by a score of 93-85 on Feb. 3, 2024.
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sal @trifilio.net · 29/09/2026
Seriously, a major outage on the same day you're trying to make news about a new model being too powerful is 😚🤌
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sal @trifilio.net · 29/09/2026
Anthropic: We can't release this new model, it's too dangerous! Also Anthropic: We can't keep any of our current models online, either.
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sal @trifilio.net · 29/09/2026
Lowering fuel efficiency standards doesn't save consumers money, they just make sure that money is being spent at the pump. It's a gift to the oil and fuel industry.
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sal @trifilio.net · 28/09/2026
The weird "ad" funded by our tax dollars and interrupting football games on Saturday and Sunday — arguably a sacred time during the Fall in America — should piss everyone off. Gas is unaffordable. Groceries are unaffordable. What existed of a safety net shredded. And this is where they spend our $?
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sal @trifilio.net · 27/09/2026
Paying into the system but not taking out of the system is now fraud ... These people are idiots.
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sal @trifilio.net · 26/09/2026
Did these ADUO "upgrades" make the Ferrari slower? This is horrible.
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sal @trifilio.net · 26/09/2026
Starting on the softs was so stupid.
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sal @trifilio.net · 26/09/2026
Starting on softs hasn't worked once for Ferrari this year. Ferrari: let's start both drivers on softs!
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sal @trifilio.net · 26/09/2026
The Azerbaijan national anthem sounds like a song that plays during an Elden Ring boss fight.
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sal @trifilio.net · 25/09/2026
Why do broadcasters say "Italy" but then call the stadium "Stadio Olympico?"
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sal @trifilio.net · 25/09/2026
3.0 and 1 earned for Cam tonight. If he doesn't win the Cy Young it will be an injustice.
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sal @trifilio.net · 24/09/2026
This is crazy! As long as Cam Schlittler gets out of the first inning without giving up more than 10 runs, he will win the AL ERA crown.
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sal @trifilio.net · 24/09/2026
This economy is brought to you by Republicans! Republicans: Remember to vote them out this November! www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/b...
nytimes.com
Mortgage Rates Hit 7% as Iran War Crushes a Weak Housing Market (Gift Article)
The average rate on a 30-year mortgage in the United States jumped to 7.03 percent, putting pressure on housing affordability.
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sal @trifilio.net · 23/09/2026
"a Trump addiction?" Dude, you're the President, not a private citizen 😭 The paranoia oozing out of this post ...
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sal @trifilio.net · 22/09/2026
I'm very concerned about this Susan Collins story.
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sal @trifilio.net · 20/09/2026
As someone who recently recovered from a traumatic arm break, that Jayden Daniels replay is impossible to watch 🤢
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sal @trifilio.net · 19/09/2026
The Government says AI companies need to regulate themselves, but is also suing said companies for collusion as it relates to public agreements to slow down frontier model development. Make it make sense!
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sal @trifilio.net · 19/09/2026
The thing that strikes me here isn't the "ban" on the free press, it's the "I don't want them in MY office" (emphasis mine). It's NOT his office. It's the American people's. He's just an occupant, as is any President.
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sal @trifilio.net · 19/09/2026
Tbh I much prefer Mitch: Tokyo Drift and 2 Slow 2 Mitch compared to Classic Mitch share.google/TTf8B5Doxcd8...
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Why one Senate Republican says 'classic Mitch' has returned
USA TODAY spoke to several Senate Republicans about McConnell's reappearance at work.
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sal @trifilio.net · 18/09/2026
Great to hear our Chief Executive is pumping AI bc of fears of a market collapse!
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sal @trifilio.net · 17/09/2026
Was this guy made in a lab, or something? How did he get so good at this?!
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sal @trifilio.net · 17/09/2026
The thing that I can't get outta my head in re: Kraft v Macklemore, is the amount of taxpayer money that goes into building these stadiums. I know Gillette is mostly an exception, as the stadium build itself was privately funded. But about $72 Million went into it from tax coffers.
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sal @trifilio.net · 17/09/2026
@mbta.com can we please (PLEASE 🙏) bring back the quiet car?
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sal @trifilio.net · 16/09/2026
What a weird company.
"The camera’s logs also show the camera struggling with storage. Its logs recorded more than 27,000 “no space left on device” errors while trying to save full-resolution images, along with tens of thousands of related errors, crashes, and reboots. At the same time, about every two minutes, code checked that the camera was still running and logged the message, “Who’s a good boy?!” More than 12,000 of those messages appear in the recovered logs.

When the camera did restart, another service left a final message in the logs: “A reboot was requested! ¡Adios Amigos!”"
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sal @trifilio.net · 15/09/2026
So if I understand this correctly, they said he couldn't put his name on the building so now they're just going to shut it down? Do I have that right?
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Flock is very serious surveillance technology that cops take very seriously: 404media.co/cops-search-...
404media.co
Cops Search Thousands of Flock Cameras for Reasons of ‘LMAO,’ ‘IDK,’ ‘Hehe,’ and ‘asdfg’
The EFF found cops writing “idiot,” “WEIRD KID,” "blah," "leave me alone," and button mashing in Flock's 'reason' box.
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sal @trifilio.net · 14/09/2026
So glad my kid will be born into a world with air pollution like I've not had in my lifetime ...
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sal @trifilio.net · 14/09/2026
The best part about this is at the end when she basically says "yeah, but Republicans want us talking about this."
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sal @trifilio.net · 11/09/2026
If you have to give your dog medicine, go with Babybel cheese instead of pill pockets. Works just as well and you can have a little treat too.
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sal @trifilio.net · 11/09/2026
I was a kid during 9/11. When you're a kid, everyone is "old." Today, watching the remembrance, I'm taken by how many people my age were killed that day. So many young people in their 20s and 30s. So much life left for them to live 😔
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sal @trifilio.net · 11/09/2026
If you're a fan of Ferrari supremacy, there's really no place like FP1 this season.
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sal @trifilio.net · 11/09/2026
I grew up in NJ, right outside of Manhattan. "30 min door-to-door to Yankee Stadium," I would tell people. I'm the youngest of 3 and so I was in 4th grade on 9/11. My oldest sister, however, studied at NYU and her dorm was on Water Street. I don't have many memories from 4th grade, but
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sal @trifilio.net · 10/09/2026
Good use of FOIA. Not sarcasm.
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sal @trifilio.net · 10/09/2026
Imagine if, 15 years ago, printers would just not print the words in the document you sent it. Like it just "hallucinated" a bunch of stuff?
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sal @trifilio.net · 09/09/2026
Beyond higher energy prices (which are hitting everyone in their pocket) this war should terrify Americans for what it's doing to our military stock piles. We spend more than any nation on our military, but that doesn't mean we have endless supplies of munitions.
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sal @trifilio.net · 06/09/2026
I know the Brits love a good coronation, and that's why they were ready to give George the WDC before a single checkered flag was waved this season. But Kimi isn't just better, he's embarrassed George. Today is just the most recent example.
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sal @trifilio.net · 06/09/2026
Brits are beside themselves that George couldn't convert that into a win 😂
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sal @trifilio.net · 06/09/2026
FORZA KIMI!! 🇮🇹
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sal @trifilio.net · 06/09/2026
I've never been so disappointed in Leclerc. What a selfish race. Screws his teammate and then bins it? No. 2 driver stuff right there. Ferrari needs to fix this.
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sal @trifilio.net · 04/09/2026
At this point we gotta add Yellow to the American flag 😔 (This is an F1 joke)
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sal @trifilio.net · 01/09/2026
Thought this was a joke. It is not.
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sal @trifilio.net · 29/08/2026
Cody Bellinger is a baaadddd man. Holy shit, what a throw!!
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sal @trifilio.net · 27/08/2026
To put this into context, it's been about 75 days since the Knicks won the NBA Championship.
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sal @trifilio.net · 06/08/2026
My pregnant wife has had an aversion to Mexican food for her entire pregnancy, thus far. Tonight, she wanted to try it, but as a contingency we also ordered chicken fingers off the kids menu. Good news is, she can stomach her favorite meal again!
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sal @trifilio.net · 05/08/2026
Like, am I having a stroke right now?
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