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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It’s time for my periodic indulgence in self-promotion/reminder that besides being mean to the Mariners, my other passion is making music. My 2nd album The Red Tower released today. I’m pretty proud of it and maybe one of you will like some of it :) open.spotify.com/album/2fHxYs...

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The Red Tower - Album by The Circuit Death | Spotify

The Circuit Death · album · 2026 · 13 songs

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Don’t look now but the Seattle Mariners are only 3 games back of the Houston Astros for the AL West lead with 32 games left to play

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Jerry just needs a little more time to implement his system

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I think the real life Jimothy is an adorable, fascinating creature whose existence and resilience should be celebrated. I think all attempts to commodify, market, or piggyback on his moment and suck it dry (while inevitable) are pretty weird and kinda bad. Sorry!

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I think when the home team is losing 7-0 at the 7th inning stretch, the crowd should have to sing something much more sad than Take Me Out to the Ball Game. Likewise, if you’re gonna do the wave down 7-0, it should be screams of anguish

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Being subjected to Covid social distancing jokes at a neighborhood 4th of July hangout in 2026 I am in hell

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

USMNT has scored twice as much as the Mariners in half the games since Wednesday. It will be interesting to see if this trend continues

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

If you’re trying to wrap your head around how the Mariners can take a series against the best team in baseball on the heels of getting swept at home by the Royals

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

The Alex Rodriguez number retirement ceremony is gonna go so hard. But not until after he comes out of retirement to hit four more home runs in a Seattle Mariners uniform.

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Evidence is mounting that Dan Wilson hates his job.

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

It is funny that Jerry’s “wait for the Astros to get worse” plan basically worked

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Whole team needs to be Old Yellered

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Hey, I’m Logan O’Hoppe and I’m the most annoying guy you know

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I’d like to retract the unkind thoughts I’ve had about Cooper Criswell. At least some of them.

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Can I please get a #ForksDown in the chat for the first win of 2026

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Cole Young has a special skill it’s hit ball far. Don’t ask what else he can do it’s NOT IMPORTANT

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

The Mariners need a bullpen that is good enough to win in spite of Dan Wilson, consistently. If he’s not gonna go to one of the big three when he should. They’ve gotta hold it down. I am not sure Bean Boy and Cooper Crisco are the guys to make that happen.

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I’ve had enough of the Seattle Mariners

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

How to Watch Mariners Baseball ⚾️ 📺: - Streaming on MarinersTV - Through your cable provider - Through your fingers - With the curtains drawn - in a catatonic state, completely surrendered to the inevitability of the death of all things

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Should I start cross-posting content from the other site? Huh? Would you sick little freaks like that? Would you??

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Does Jerry have a burner on here yet

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

One of my goals for January was to determine whether I wanted to pay to keep trident deck dot com registered, or officially hang it up. Well it auto-renewed, so I guess I’ll make an effort to get my moneys worth. Give me blog ideas that I won’t use, please

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Hey Sailor. I’ve got bad news and good news. The bad news is that the world continues to be really bad. The good news is that you don’t have to give into any of that. Also I love you, and lots of other people probably do too. In 2025 were Sincerity Posting. #ForksDown. 💙

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Get this account to 1000 followers by Christmas and I’ll do a face reveal

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

If the Packers don’t call this particular uniform set “White Cheddar,” then what are we even doing here

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

At least this year the Mariners are not pretending like they’re trying to do anything. They *can* learn!

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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Robinson Cano fWAR, Jerry Dipoto Era (2016-2018): 11.4 Every single other Mariner 2B, Jerry Dipoto Era (2016-?) (Min. 10 PA): 6.2

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I think baseball should have opportunities for the defense to score. Interceptions. When a defender catches a ball in the air he can either do the normal, boring thing or he can throw it home and if it hits the plate the defense scores a run. Call me, Papa Manfred

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I thought the Golden At-Bat was the one in which a player secures his golden sombrero. Words used to mean something

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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

People get so upset about these kinds of things but to me it is just very funny that the Mariners are more than two months into the baseball offseason, possess a roster in desperate need of assistance, and all they’ve done is give each other new titles and promotions. That’s good stuff!

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

On Thanksgiving my grandmother-in-law asked me if I still write blogs about the Seattle Mariners, and I hit her with the Ben Affleck thousand-yard stare

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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Testing something over here: Go Ducks

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

[accidentally deploys a lineup full of Mitch Garvers for an entire season with a 30% strikeout rate] Alright. That’s fine. Here’s what I think happened, (1/82)

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Which of the 2025 Seattle Mariners’ 86 wins are you most excited to attend?

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

That is correct, and that’s a follow. Game over, thanks for playing everyone

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Convince me below why you should be the 100th account I follow. If you reply to this and I already follow you, I’m going to unfollow you and put trash in your recycling bin

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

I’d kick the tires on Brendan Rodgers. It might injure him, but I’d do it

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Personally, I think the Dodgers turning into a baseball Galactus while everyone else wrings their hands about how much money they’re *not* willing to spend is extremely funny and good

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I can’t do good posts here until you get me over that 7k follower threshold I had on the other site, just keep that in mind. The posts will range from bad to decent until then

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Ian Kinsler. Now there was a guy

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