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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Don’t look now but the Seattle Mariners are only 3 games back of the Houston Astros for the AL West lead with 32 games left to play

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Jerry just needs a little more time to implement his system

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Only if it’s the real Jimothy eating humpy

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I think the real life Jimothy is an adorable, fascinating creature whose existence and resilience should be celebrated. I think all attempts to commodify, market, or piggyback on his moment and suck it dry (while inevitable) are pretty weird and kinda bad. Sorry!

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

It’s the mariners. It’s always emo night

Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Ok how about some sad fireworks

Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I think when the home team is losing 7-0 at the 7th inning stretch, the crowd should have to sing something much more sad than Take Me Out to the Ball Game. Likewise, if you’re gonna do the wave down 7-0, it should be screams of anguish

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got the whole squad laughing bro we love the topical humor

Being subjected to Covid social distancing jokes at a neighborhood 4th of July hangout in 2026 I am in hell

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Hi are you keeping everything in order around here

Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

USMNT has scored twice as much as the Mariners in half the games since Wednesday. It will be interesting to see if this trend continues

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If you’re trying to wrap your head around how the Mariners can take a series against the best team in baseball on the heels of getting swept at home by the Royals

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Correct. I’m serious as a heart attack

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

The Alex Rodriguez number retirement ceremony is gonna go so hard. But not until after he comes out of retirement to hit four more home runs in a Seattle Mariners uniform.

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Evidence is mounting that Dan Wilson hates his job.

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

It is funny that Jerry’s “wait for the Astros to get worse” plan basically worked

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Whole team needs to be Old Yellered

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Nathan it was truly magnificent to behold

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Hey, I’m Logan O’Hoppe and I’m the most annoying guy you know

Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Hey, it’s early in the season for all of us. You’ll get warmed up.

Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Like the Joker said. “Never do something you’re good at for free.”

Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I’d like to retract the unkind thoughts I’ve had about Cooper Criswell. At least some of them.

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That’s ok. The rest of us will keep picking up the slack.

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Can I please get a #ForksDown in the chat for the first win of 2026

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Bad enough there should be a federal investigation. Well. Not from this government. But y’know. Eventually.

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Cole Young has a special skill it’s hit ball far. Don’t ask what else he can do it’s NOT IMPORTANT

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If only something could have been done. Or could still be done. But alas

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

The Mariners need a bullpen that is good enough to win in spite of Dan Wilson, consistently. If he’s not gonna go to one of the big three when he should. They’ve gotta hold it down. I am not sure Bean Boy and Cooper Crisco are the guys to make that happen.

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I’ve had enough of the Seattle Mariners

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

When it’s mid-June and they’re 7 games under and the sirens are calling to you, I’ll be here. To push you overboard.

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Trident Deck @tridentdeck.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I’m gonna finish all three variations at once