Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Saying "without much further ado..." is in fact further ado 000
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I cannot muster any ire against it whatsoever. Like Wu Tang, Doctor Who is for the children. 000
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If a Democrat were president, the TV news would only talk about the 2nd Great Depression we are in, with half the coverage given up to Republican elected officials sputtering with outrage 000
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026You used to could get your picture taken in Spider-Man's lap at the mall, we used to be a proper country 000
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If Ella Langley has anyone with half a brain around her, she's putting the finishing touches on her recording of ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU post haste for a Nov 24 drop 000
Reposted by Trey LaneDoug Jones @dougjones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A sitting president doesn’t go to a safe state a month before an election. Alabama is in play, folks. 515755
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Stir applesauce into mashed potatoes and add curry powder" 010
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We ain't soft launching shit, you better post my PIN number after 2nd date 000
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Never fails that the people who insist on holding mandatory zoom meeting presentations are the least adept at getting to the fucking point 000
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When I was in first grade we each had to write a story so I wrote a western and I mentioned a burro, and i got points taken off because my teacher did not know that word, and that was the first microcosm of my entire experience on earth 020
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Merriam-Webster says I'm a Xennial? I did not ask for this 000
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Wake up babe, new reason to hate Ed Sheeran just dropped 000
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm a furious anarcho-syndicalist multimedia artist listening to Alice Coltrane bootlegs surrounded by rescue cats on my couch in Alabama, i really need to clean my kitchen, and i vote. 030
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Someone is leaving money on the table by not making conecuh sausage corn dogs where the breading is cornbread 010
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026YouTube loves to autoplay HTRK psychic lilac after anything, which is what's wrong with me youtu.be/9HvJI3Vn9Ns?...youtu.beHTRK - Psychic Lilac CD [HD]YouTube video by dizzy_days 001
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Good news everyone, I've reached the age where I refuse to be normal to people at the grocery checkout 000
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026When did Instagram just become a full time game of marking every post NOT INTERESTED, DON'T SUGGEST POSTS FROM THIS ACCT? 100
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comกาฟิว แล้วไง แล้วงายALT: กาฟิว แล้วไง แล้วงาย 020
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just got an email that included "manga, jazz" in the subject line, and it forced me to conceive of the most cursed musical genre: MAGA JAZZ 200
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you'll have an awful September 020
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026They've never lived with a functioning doorbell, but every time a doorbell goes off in a movie or a commercial or whatever all of my cats totally know what it is and look toward the front door ??? 010
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm not saying i am better than anyone* *except people who share ai generated bs 010
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Freddie Gibbs should host the next episode of The Muppet Show 000
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I wish the early-2000s me who thought he was a hermit could see me now. Ain't nobody doing it like me* *isolation to the point of likely mental illness 010
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Kitten just walked by with plastic vampire teeth in his mouth, which is great because I don't have any of those. It's like a good groundhog's day for people who are sick of this heat. 1113
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My prediction is that Scooby Doo won't speak until the final episode of the first season of the new Netflix seriesstatic.klipy.comScooby Doo Cake LickALT: Scooby Doo Cake Lick 000
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 28/08/2026plain ol Tostitos or either variant of plain Santitas (the cheapos!) 110
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026M-Th episodes they planned and prepared, and the Friday ep was the full opera. My tender introduction to surrealism. Send me your email and I'll get you the good one. 000
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Mr Rogers opera episodes 🤣💅🏻🤷🏼♂️ Don't knock it til you try it 100
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026"Avoid the brown acid' is a wild thing to say to a bunch of people who may be on brown acid 030
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Can't believe it's taken me this long to add "tiki week" to the blocked phrases list 000
Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Happy Montauk Project time tunnel day to all those who celebrate 020
Reposted by Trey Lanenot Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Omg it’s sooo difficult being single and doing whatever tf I want. 021
