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If a Democrat were president, the TV news would only talk about the 2nd Great Depression we are in, with half the coverage given up to Republican elected officials sputtering with outrage

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

You used to could get your picture taken in Spider-Man's lap at the mall, we used to be a proper country

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If Ella Langley has anyone with half a brain around her, she's putting the finishing touches on her recording of ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU post haste for a Nov 24 drop

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Doug Jones @dougjones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A sitting president doesn’t go to a safe state a month before an election. Alabama is in play, folks.

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Stir applesauce into mashed potatoes and add curry powder"

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We ain't soft launching shit, you better post my PIN number after 2nd date

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Never fails that the people who insist on holding mandatory zoom meeting presentations are the least adept at getting to the fucking point

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you're not committing the sin of hubris, sit down

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When I was in first grade we each had to write a story so I wrote a western and I mentioned a burro, and i got points taken off because my teacher did not know that word, and that was the first microcosm of my entire experience on earth

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

*jerking off and throwing it motion*

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Merriam-Webster says I'm a Xennial? I did not ask for this

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wake up babe, new reason to hate Ed Sheeran just dropped

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm a furious anarcho-syndicalist multimedia artist listening to Alice Coltrane bootlegs surrounded by rescue cats on my couch in Alabama, i really need to clean my kitchen, and i vote.

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I wanna know which Etsy witch Ella Langley hired

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Someone is leaving money on the table by not making conecuh sausage corn dogs where the breading is cornbread

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

YouTube loves to autoplay HTRK psychic lilac after anything, which is what's wrong with me youtu.be/9HvJI3Vn9Ns?...

youtu.be

HTRK - Psychic Lilac CD [HD]

YouTube video by dizzy_days

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Good news everyone, I've reached the age where I refuse to be normal to people at the grocery checkout

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When did Instagram just become a full time game of marking every post NOT INTERESTED, DON'T SUGGEST POSTS FROM THIS ACCT?

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Just got an email that included "manga, jazz" in the subject line, and it forced me to conceive of the most cursed musical genre: MAGA JAZZ

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Post something random or you'll have an awful September

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

They've never lived with a functioning doorbell, but every time a doorbell goes off in a movie or a commercial or whatever all of my cats totally know what it is and look toward the front door ???

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I'm not saying i am better than anyone* *except people who share ai generated bs

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Freddie Gibbs should host the next episode of The Muppet Show

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I wish the early-2000s me who thought he was a hermit could see me now. Ain't nobody doing it like me* *isolation to the point of likely mental illness

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Kitten just walked by with plastic vampire teeth in his mouth, which is great because I don't have any of those. It's like a good groundhog's day for people who are sick of this heat.

Kitten holding plastic vampire teeth in mouth

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

My prediction is that Scooby Doo won't speak until the final episode of the first season of the new Netflix series

static.klipy.com

Scooby Doo Cake Lick

ALT: Scooby Doo Cake Lick

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Need a madcap Ken Russell biopic about Tay Zonday

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"Avoid the brown acid' is a wild thing to say to a bunch of people who may be on brown acid

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Can't believe it's taken me this long to add "tiki week" to the blocked phrases list

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Happy Montauk Project time tunnel day to all those who celebrate

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not Maríe @quaaludescreams.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Omg it’s sooo difficult being single and doing whatever tf I want.

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Peepaw did you see Body Count play "cop killer"?

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Just reading the words "Winter 2027" healed me

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

If I have to reinvent The Flap to get girls to wear rompers again, that's the price I'm willing to pay

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

IS SOMEONE EATING BALONEY IN HERE?!?!: me walking into my dark house full of cats

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Pissed off cat mom 🇺🇦 @aprimo224.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

In Tuberville's defense, he's also quite stupid and arrogant.

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

My fursona is a hairless cat, that's why I'm butt ass naked at the con, if you must know

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Hear ai Humphrey Bogart is the new Wolverine

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Now that they've announced the "anti-weaponization" slush fund is dead for a third time it's starting to ring as true as "Iran wants to make a deal"

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Nirvana lasted longer than the confederacy, get over it already

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Gazed too close to the shoe

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I told you about how I decided tuxedo cats that are grey and white are called "tweed" cats? (Right?) Cats that are orange and white are now called "terry" cats.

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

To dislike a very popular movie < To earnestly adore a widely hated movie

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Romita drew the best Hulk, don't @ me

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

brat was just her ok computer

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

This guy I work with 3-D printed his 4 grandchildren and his Facebook post about it is getting a lot of traction. He asked me if I thought it was going viral, and I said "you definitely have. (In the head)"

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Trey Lane @treylane.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I grow stronger with every announcement of "Back to School" anything

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