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Tren

@trenlau.bsky.social
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Paranoia, weeb shit, cannibalism, twink decomposition Casual male M-F 9-5; Object all other times. It/its

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xiruo @xiruo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hello... 🤠 have you ever wondered... what was going on inside someone's head? what about three??? swap pov at any time, make different choices, change the storyline and get all 29+1 endings !! no-xiruo.itch.io/synaphony #vndev #indiedev #SpooktoberVNJam
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay look “who’s afraid of modern art” was a good video but I don’t think it’s worth saying all that shit to SA survivors bc you wanna enjoy the next video with a clear conscience
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hivebent tomorrow. Enrichment for the pestlings
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No wonder the novel I was reading turns up a blank page. What the fuck
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And there it is.
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Putting one of these in my bedroom where normal people leave lube
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/06/2026
okay but these days it’s more like this
miserable guy on bus says “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human”

happy guy goes “i probably lack something fundamental that makes you human “
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well.
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breadstixz🇭🇹 @breadstixz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
merry late kirkiversary #homestuck #CharlieKirkmemorialstripclub
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The pestlings get to ectobiology on friday so we’re conspiring with the mods to ask about their ships so far tomorrow
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 30/09/2026
elevated snuff films are on their way out, cozy snuff films are going to be the next hot thing. people want low-conflict murders they can watch without stressing out too much
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not to bring this up again but $32M is nothing. You asked a senator for a kickback and they gave you a 20-person contract? Are you for real?
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This must be the most rewarding job in the world
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dani in the coma isekai talking to all the other isekaiees
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck it I’m staying home today there’s so much I need to catch up on
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Haven’t talked about it bc I don’t need to flood the timeline with every story but the cornell thing is just SO awful man
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
LRT Pokemon rubicon and lazur edition
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Cybershell @cybershell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Check out my epic shiny Wooper that only knows mud moves
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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for the record, i don’t give a shit what you call any anime anymore, 2023 feels like it was 30 years ago, do whatever the fuck you want, don’t talk to me
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Everest Pipkin @everest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm very please to announce a public release of my drag-and-drop bookmarking, game-making, and wandering tool Scrubjay! Scrubjay is a weird website builder that lets you cobble together web elements, images, links, text fragments, etc into a series of nested rooms...
"SCRUBJAY" sits over a bunch of images of frogs, birds, doors. it's a very 90s look
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pestlings got to karkat, I repeat, they got to larkat. Enact tier III karkalicious protocols.
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No one told the pestlings there would be an update today and they’re reacting, uh, well
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ygo is doing well in case you were wondering www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Ve...
youtube.com
Why not take a break?
YouTube video by MBT Yu-Gi-Oh!
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the @f0xhound.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@discord.com Drew your Wumpus getting boiled alive.
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chat is it good that normies everywhere are making guro art of wumpus
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WHAT
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the pestlings is freaking out bc they hate time travel The evil and intimidating tomorrow update where they start the intermission:
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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you have to understand that to your average gen x man an iced coffee is offensive to their hose drinking sensibilities. if you're a woman drinking an iced coffee, it's a symbol of your frivolity and vanity, and if you're a man drinking an iced coffee you're basically a cocksucking homo
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why venom privilege? It’s expensive from a biological standpoint and also I think pit vipers could become symbols of fascism in the snake world
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@parttimepunk.bsky.social Please check out wizard seeking wizard
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If snake TVs based on heat existed do you think differing levels of heat per character would indicate a systemic bias for certain types of characters
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☀️ 🪩 🟡 🌍(🏠) 🔴 @lunarstargaze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When you think about it 40k space marines are a rape fantasy
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One joke that’s not erasure and it gets erased lmao
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I see
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Steve E. Tricks @refreshingtime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
bisexual visibility couch with many disturbing hands reading "when you change or to and nobody believes you"
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love the pestlings so much
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Susan Collins doing govcon scams? Noooo. Tell me it ain’t so. Susan Collins? Who introduced the FAR legislation? The one that enriched her husband’s company?
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The pestlings got to trans icon jade harley’s introduction and they’re going crazy
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dr. hazel 🕸️ @hazelmonforton.com · 21/09/2026
Cookies at the bakery this morning
Shortbread cookies shaped like blue beetles. 🪲
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One reason I read a lot of web novels: there is no search engine for books as powerful as novelupdates.
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BEAST MODE
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The pestlings are making AMVs, it warms my cold heart
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ty for the 12 kingdoms fanart I feel healed
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She hopf on my fibration @circe.dog · 25/02/2026
telling the plural girl throating my dick that the purpose of a system is what it does
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Add banana?????
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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Super Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is incredible nitter.app/banteg/statu... H/t @gregdoucette.bsky.social
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banteg (@banteg)
>be me >discover effective altruism >apparently normal charity is inefficient >why donate to random sad thing when spreadsheet can tell you optimal sad thing >fair enough >buy mosquito nets >save live...
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Tren @trenlau.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love grandpa’s wack-ass bed like you wouldn’t believe
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You won’t DIE if you draw a little wonky. One of the most successful games of all time has THIS going on.
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