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Trenchbird

@trenchbird.bsky.social
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Bird-shaped construct and torment nexus resident Trenchbird, constructed in a lab 29 years ago. Paints minis, plays too many video games, plays tabletop stuff and poker on weekends. USAF Vet, opinions are my own. PFP by Finbeard.

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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Shoving Halo Combat Evolved Needler Ammo pickups up my ass just to feel something
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 12h
*Takes hit from blunt* Dude... What if Halo Rings were sticks? Just ominous-ass 31km long sticks in space
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I miss the days when controversy was 'shitty business practices' and not 'Ew! They hired a queer!'. Fuck's sake, get your fucking act together.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@cooluser354.bsky.social spicy pink crystals
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Honestly, the doom spiral (And still being technically 'in the service') delayed my transition by nearly 2 years and destroyed my mental health badly enough that I almost didn't transition.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 19/09/2026
I created a live anti trans ad tracker that tracks all anti trans ad spending on meta and Google. It runs and updates nightly. You can see ad campaigns in real time. adtracker.lgbtqlegislation.com
adtracker.lgbtqlegislation.com
2026 anti-trans ad tracker
Anti-trans political ads in the 2026 US midterms on Meta and Google, flagged nightly by a classifier.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I should probably be much more stressed about my financial situation than I pretend to be.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Getting a teeny bit further in figuring out how to put models together. This is basically meant as a frame part.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CUBE.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ough... chili...
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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good place to drop this! givebutter.com/heatprogram
givebutter.com
Support HEAT: Give Young People a Chance to Thrive
Support HEAT’s mission to protect and empower LGBTQAI+ youth, homeless youth, and young adults in crisis. Your donation changes lives.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Welp, got fired for telling my supervisor's supervisor he was incompetent to his face without realizing it. Kinda funny tbh, I ain't even mad.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's shameful treatment and it's honestly disgusting that other trans people are celebrating this shit. Like, I don't care if you hate the Military, that's fine, whatever, you probably should for one reason or another, but it's fucking ghoulish to celebrate an example of our rights eroding.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Actually I think I'd rather encourage my Republican Rep into continuing to step in dogshit, considering it's an election year and I want him to fuck off.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well, I've got my Halloween costume sorted early this year.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Genuinely hate the sewer brained jackass who decided outside in the middle of a Michigan summer was the best place to put the recycling
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Damn this cat's pretty cool
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ayo what's this Griffin doing in here
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Wtf is a "Crumb Dentist"
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I've never once believed in the notion that you could effectively separate the two. Like, sure, yeah, as an observer I think you have an obligate duty to proverbially kill the author and use the media as kindling, but the fuck are you supposed to do with 'kindling' made by wet shit?
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Every once in a while, I forget that I have a plug-in that lets me not be able to see YouTube comments. This is unfortunate, because sometimes I forget exactly how racist YouTube comments can get.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There's not much that sucks more than losing your best pair of workout headphones in terms of mild missing item related inconveniences.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My issue with that argument is more that a .223 is kinda undergunned if you're hunting feral hogs. That's more something you should do with a .308 or 10 gauge slugs or something. Maybe keep the kids away from the acreage you own while you're doing that though.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Lmao, I'm apparently now on some terf's blocklists for 'homophobia' apparently.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I get it's a mod for making every marine in Halo Campaign Evolved a man, so it's obviously gonna be some manosphere bullshit, but can Halo fans be fucking normal for five fucking seconds?
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Gift link -- no paywall. Stunning reporting here. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/u...
nytimes.com
Inside the Secretive Boards Deciding Trans Troops’ Fate (Gift Article)
The Pentagon is relying on closed-door hearings to kick out transgender service members. An Army Reserve lawyer is one of the few who have seen how they really work.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The one good thing I reliably remember Slotkin ever doing.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Dumbest electorate ever of all time
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ah, so shit immediately gets worse when I so stuff like this
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Y'know, it's kind of interesting to think that Halo's United Earth Government formed its military due to the rise of Corporate-backed Fascism that was itself fomented due to the rise of a Popularist Communist movement. Gee. Weird thing to think about.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wow, that's a wonderful fucking flashbang to get by clicking on a fucking trending tag. Oh, guess how I found out that trending tags for Obama make you see this.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities
Two Panel Comic

Panel 1: Person is pointing to a beautiful sunlit landscape with rivers and forests and saying “Yo Elon, check out this beautiful life of infinite possibilities your immense wealth gives you access to”

Panel 2: Elon Musk is on all fours in a darkened room, naked and covered in a dubious brown substance. He is surrounded by trash and smashing his phone with a hammer. He screams “The people on this fucking website won’t call me the meme maestro”
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ah, finally, boxed four loko.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What I can't get over is that like, regardless of your thoughts on the past of a lot of this shit, this still shouldn't be happening to these people. Like,you're actively watching people who are similar in some major ways get actively discriminated and torn out of institutions, this is fucking bad!
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Whatever. Fuck it. I'm gonna no life Fallout 4 again. Maybe ceaseless gunpedantry shit might fill this void that even estrogen isn't filling.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
EeeeeeeuuuuuuGGGGHHHHGGHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Art by Jedidiah Miller of my birb.
A birdwoman looking at the sunset

Too bright
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Coming together-by fucking over trans kids. Go fuck yourself, Amy.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Shoving Halo Combat Evolved Needler Ammo pickups up my ass just to feel something
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/07/2026
Didn't take long for For Women Scotland to engage in antisemitic conspiracy theories about George Soros and Amnesty International. Just in case you are wondering if they were a far right org.
A screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by For Women Scotland (@ForWomen...). The text of the post reads: "It's not "irrelevant" that it's libellous, it's the entire point. If Amnesty had done research & could back up claims that named groups were seeking to restrict human rights, it would still be up. AI have the backing of the $24 bn Open Society Foundation. Money is not an issue."
​The post includes a quoted post from a user named blank (@HenrysFaveWife), which is a reply to @janeclarejones. The quoted text reads: "Read it again. It's irrelevant whether it's 'libellous'. What you mean is that they shouldn't punish anything critical of rich people you support...."
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Nev™ @nev4da.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A not-at-all-subtle reminder that when you buy or watch whatever new HP thing comes out, this is what your money is going to. Rowling explicitly uses her fortune and power built off of that franchise into actions like this and others that measurably harm trans people and the wider world.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/07/2026
Amnesty International put out a major report documenting the influence of UK based anti trans gender critical organizations and their funding. Within hours, GC groups threatened defamation lawsuits and Amnesty was forced to pull it down. Proving the point they're anti rights. Anyways, here it is.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I should really make a pinned post of my bird.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh, so this guy's just a fucking freak then
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Blackened salmon on spinach with spicy ranch, feta cheese, some croutons, and garlic sriracha seasoning.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Having social media access made growing up gay 1 million times easier (I don’t think I would even know I was gay as a teen if it weren’t for social media), but it also made growing up progressive and informed possible. Social media was where I learned about abortion rights, for starters
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🍂🏳️‍🌈 zack 🚒☕️ @exxzackly.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"Trans people represent a sense of possibility and self-determination that is America." Fixed that for you. :)
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