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Trenchbird

@trenchbird.bsky.social
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Bird-shaped construct and torment nexus resident Trenchbird, constructed in a lab 29 years ago. Paints minis, plays too many video games, plays tabletop stuff and poker on weekends. USAF Vet, opinions are my own. PFP by Finbeard.

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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 4h
I wanted to bleed and fight for shit for the right fucking reasons instead of getting kicked out because I'm not sufficiently testosterone heavy for the rapist administration.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 4h
Honestly? I want people to be mad that an estrogen-taking faggot like me got kicked out the Air Force. More mad. Fucking incensed. Enraged on my behalf. Incendiary. I FUCKING CARED. I WANTED TO PROTECT YOU ALL. I WANTED TO SERVE UNTIL DEATH, AGAINST MY OWN MORTAL SHELL.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 14h
... Neither of the statements are in contention with one another, though? Hell, they're directly related to one another and are only really wrong in that they are both trying to claim the entirety of blame is on a single other party. Not an insignificant amount of these wounds are self inflicted.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don't need a reminder from someone who's partly responsible for all this shit happening in the first place. Fuck no.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I do wish I didn't lose so much leg musculature from when I worked tire shop.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Day 2 of retraining myself to run 5Ks with the intention of working up to half marathons; 35.3 minutes, better than my previous of 36 minutes even. I forgot how much I sweat when I run, holy shit. I feel like a Salamander or something.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
-gun. She talks to me for a few minutes about how fucked up it is to like guns and gay people at the same time, and then when I bring up Abdul El-Sayed (this was during the Primary), she loudly started shouting about how she'd never vote for an immigrant. Only dem voters are on my canvas route.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Alright, midmichigan, house with an MSU alumni sticker on their car outside. Woman answers the door and proceeds to utterly panic at the parch ob my hat; First for it having a gun on it, which she panics and hides behind the door from it; second for having a progress pride decal on it under the-
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mister President I assure you that spiking the prices of a large core of your voter base is a great idea and you should absolutely do it even more
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This may be my best/worst goodwill find ever, of all time
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I've been canvasing for months now and the shit I've heard people say, without prompting, about their politics is fucking insane.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You're liable to see it ratchet back up if the center in Alabama isn't stopped.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unicorn fish... the only fish...
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just gotta fuck through it when you pop early, Homie, it ain't that deep.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh... that's gore reposting... that's gore reposting by my comfort poaster...
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The specific decision to execute a man with Hasan in his name, now, when a podcast and booze addicted SecDef is in charge, does not strike me as a coincidence.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Need more people to call out that shit.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone at Lego's team had to know.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Considering I was about a month away from becoming one if I didn't get lucky with a job, you should go fuck yourself.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly, it ended up rotting their brain more than it did mine.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The point of the bills is that they would be vetoed, as it further establishes corruption.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Less than you'd think. It's mostly just diatribes against queers and women.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wanted to get this game, but I was never deeply into Vampire schtick enough to think it was worthwhile.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Starting a counter gofundme called help Trenchbird get cleanly middle class
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Shoving Halo Combat Evolved Needler Ammo pickups up my ass just to feel something
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Having willingly subjected myself to reading Hegseth's books, I can't imagine it's any better than those.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*Takes hit from blunt* Dude... What if Halo Rings were sticks? Just ominous-ass 31km long sticks in space
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not a big fan of yet another Krieg reskin, unless it's in the Twitch Prime colors.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
-happened to be right about the 'correct' choice in a bad situation. The film's overall expression is different from the fuckwit short story writer's, which is why I think the movie is worth watching, while the writer deserves to be shit on.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
- do what is right. A popular opinion for those who are fucking 'muh apolitical' morons but in the case specifically presented by the movie/book, it's also *legitimately* something that actually happens to be a semi-correct answer, barring the obvious failure points. In short, he's a dumbass who-
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meme aside, I didn't know, and don't care about, the fuckwit's views of alleged "Apolitical" shit. The base concept of the main character's situation as per the novel is one that is mostly allowed by an 'apolitical' stance of 'suffer what they may' in how a major character ignores morality to-
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dunno what the fuck I was originally talking about tbh.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm embarrassed to admit that when I last picked up the book in fucking 2024, and I was completely wrong about what the subject of it actually was, just that it was about Socialist political movements in pre WW2 Japan, but here.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
... I should *really* finish reading that book I got about that.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ahah
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Worth noting that the opposite is true of hemipenes.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Side by side sucks, over under fucks.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can I dissociate at the Barnes and Noble or Michaels instead
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
also actively being lost in Halo Studios as they pivoted messaging, particularly in the communications department.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
here, and was being lost in the studio identity transition to Halo Studios-Open and common communication, constant loredrops and canon updates, open and frequent assistance with fan projects such as digsite, et cetera. You are not going to find any of that in an Activision-Run Halo, but it was-
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a lot of *thoughts* on this change and while it's textbook on the corporate side, I think this is utterly disastrous from the perspective of someone who actually witnessed and engaged with 343i (Not HS, more to follow) and its personnel. People don't realize how much is actually being lost-
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mfw he's such an 'ally' he'll try to act like you abuse animals when you use a common idiom
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ehhh, if it wasn't one thing it'd be another. Non-zero chance that they'd say some racist shit about her with a little bit of prodding.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That movie is probably why I have like, the *opposite* of a feeder kink.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yep. Goal's to get every queer person, especially currently trans queers, out of any industry or job even slightly media-facing.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yep.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Erika is nonbinary.
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Trenchbird @trenchbird.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you go to a public place and start talking about how fucked up you are over a thing that may or may not have happened for no obvious cause, I have no reason to believe in the sincerity of the claim.
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