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Schmidt Happens

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Web developer, not designer. Social Justice Warrior is a compliment. Immigrants are people. Trans people are people. Nobody is illegal. (he/him)

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 5h
Texas, Ohio and Michigan, you say? I would love if people knowing where he’s spending money is some of what’s driving these poll numbers.
Poll results showing Dem Senate candidates leading in Texas, Ohio and Michigan, among others
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 5h
AI and Ouija boards seem like opposite extremes to me. Isn’t there a happy medium I could use instead?
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 01/10/2026
Surely it’s a sign that God has intervened in the case.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 29/09/2026
So, we would save on our water bills, and instead pay off interest-bearing loans. This will cost more, not less, over time. Alas, most voters lack the mathematical understanding to realize this.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 29/09/2026
An actual left wing party would be great.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 29/09/2026
Breaking news: Sports Illustrated to rename themselves to Athletics Illustrated.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 29/09/2026
Salmon: THAT DOESN’T MAKE IT BETTER!
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 29/09/2026
Wishing I had a parabolic mike, to listen in as my annoying neighbour talks to the lawn care guy while pointing at my trees.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 29/09/2026
We all know that. 😀 I’m wondering if there’s any actual actionable thing that people are voting for with this, apart from “we’re mad about stuff and have been convinced it’s Ottawa’s fault”.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 29/09/2026
What does “sovereign Alberta within a united Canada” mean? What meaningful difference from today does that imply? Is it just “we won’t participate in transfer payments any more”?
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 29/09/2026
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 29/09/2026
I’m not convinced that his core message of “be kind to others” is accepted by enough of the population today.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 28/09/2026
Supporters of the move pray it will harm transgender athletes and weaken protections for sexual assault victims.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 27/09/2026
Supreme Court will presumably determine that you have no standing. (I certainly don’t, being from another country…)
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 27/09/2026
It has never been deportation. bsky.app/profile/traw...
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 27/09/2026
By this definition, everyone, everywhere, everywhen has lived in a bubble. That doesn’t feel like a useful definition of bubble, to me. If it’s helpful to you, cool, but I am unconvinced that “I don’t like X so I’m not going to seek it out” is remotely what most people mean when they use the term.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 27/09/2026
Spaceballs. Can’t say for sure what the other movie was (drive-in was always a double feature). Only other movie I specifically remember seeing at a drive-in was Legal Eagles, but it came out the year before, so that seems unlikely.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 26/09/2026
It’s actually the plural of Debra.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 26/09/2026
Did they bring Vince McMahon in as a script advisor?
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 25/09/2026
“She’s a witch!” (complimentary)
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 25/09/2026
See also the origin story of the Church of England.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 25/09/2026
“She’s a witch” is one of many waypoints in the history of men getting rid of women that they find inconvenient. “She’s hysterical” was a later example. Have to wonder how much of the current toxic masculinity epidemic comes down to there not being any currently socially acceptable option for this.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 25/09/2026
“There’s a long history of telling sick people they’re crazy.” See also the origin of the word hysterical.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 24/09/2026
He’s 0 for 1 so far trying to get his VP assassinated. That’s gotta rankle. Surely he’ll try again.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 23/09/2026
I have always believed that the Tunnel of Love should have larger boats.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 23/09/2026
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 22/09/2026
My understanding was that people are allowed to protest on Parliament Hill for weeks before the police can do anything about it.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 20/09/2026
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 20/09/2026
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 20/09/2026
“Close Cover Before Striking” would be a good title for a book subtitled “The Dummies Guide to Leveraging the Power of Labour Unions”.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 19/09/2026
“Where are they getting the fuel?” I ask the ether. “Venezuela”, comes the faint reply.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 19/09/2026
Gotta pay for the illegal Iran war somehow…
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 19/09/2026
The idea is that people who will never ever ever vote anything other than Republican might vote Democrat if Democrats adopt Republican policies. Why would you ever want such a Democrat in power? “Because they are better than the Republican”? No they’re not, they made themselves the same.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 19/09/2026
Are these in any way related to the ones that used to be in Toronto (I wanna say Leslie somewhere between Lawrence and the 401)?
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 19/09/2026
Are LDS women even allowed to learn to write? (Only asking half sarcastically…)
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 19/09/2026
Has he started sending fundraising emails complaining about being canceled by the woke left yet? My bet would be that was the entire plan.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 19/09/2026
It was “political correctness” for a while.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 19/09/2026
Hot take: cold fried chicken is better than hot.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 19/09/2026
I expect that they would lump all of that under the general heading of “woke”.
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Charlotte Prong @charlotteprong.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
With $1.7 million you could rent $1400 apartments for 20 people for 5 years.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 18/09/2026
Pole Position and Great American Cross Country Road Race among other driving games that basically just decided that outdoors is flat green on the bottom and flat blue on the top.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 18/09/2026
House Luther Night Court
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 18/09/2026
Now you’ve got me wondering how much the history of video games was driven by it being easier to render indoor scenes than outdoors.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 18/09/2026
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 17/09/2026
“Orange cat with attitude” is redundant.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 16/09/2026
Anybody else immediately thinking that Karens will weaponize this against people who film their racist rants, insisting that they were having a mental health episode?
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 15/09/2026
The only way you can take a republic country like the United States and turn it into an authoritarian country is by causing chaos on purpose and then saying, 'hey look, government is a mess. You need us, the authoritarian country, to rule you.' It's insane.
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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 13/09/2026
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Roller Skating
YouTube video by INXS - Topic
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
"don't you care about fairness in sports?" No actually, I don't. Nobody does
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