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Schmidt Happens

@trawna.ca

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Web developer, not designer. Social Justice Warrior is a compliment. Immigrants are people. Trans people are people. Nobody is illegal. (he/him)

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 5h

Texas, Ohio and Michigan, you say? I would love if people knowing where he’s spending money is some of what’s driving these poll numbers.

Poll results showing Dem Senate candidates leading in Texas, Ohio and Michigan, among others

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 03/07/2026

This, but for Gilligan’s Island.

The “Dr. Sam Becket never returned home” screen shot from the end of the final episode of the original Quantum Leap.

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 02/07/2026

I thought for a moment it was this.

The lamp’s long-lost cousin, a similarly shaped and coloured kitchen weight scale.

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 14/04/2026

While receiving a McDonald’s food delivery *from an Arkansas DoorDash worker flown in specifically for a staged photo op at* the Oval Office…

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 16/03/2026

Here’s mine.

A rustic cottage in a typical northern Ontario forest, viewed across a perfectly calm lake.

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 02/02/2026

No, it’s true. I was there. I took this photo of people getting in.

Picture that is most definitely of people going into a sold-out viewing of Melania, and not from the January 6 insurrection.

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 17/01/2026

Was it embezzlement? I bet it was embezzlement.

Globe and Mail headline:

INVESTMENT IDEAS

How a self-employed accountant grew her TFSA from $190,000 to $575,000 in a year

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 07/01/2026

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 19/12/2025

Did we, though?

Fido (cellular provider) My Account app update summary from the iPhone App Store:

You asked for it! Introducing a new way to shop.

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 16/10/2025

“I was married. But I’m not married anymore. Women don’t like the vehicle.”

A Viking longboat makes its way through treacherous seas, under full sail.

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 30/09/2025

He doesn’t have to occupy something nearly that big. He has to occupy 2.7% of it. And not even all of that, really.

Map of the USA showing 2.7% of the land area occupied by 75% of the population.

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 18/09/2025

These are a close second.

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 30/07/2025

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 25/05/2025

A grimoire? Has it got protective runes, or was this the bookmark?

Garfield bookmark reading

WARNING: This book protected by an attack cat.

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 03/02/2025

Here’s a picture of an ottoman next to an armoire. Hope this helps. (There’s also two chairs, don’t let them distract you.)

A picture of an ottoman next to an armoire, and also two chairs. None of them are labeled in any way.

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 11/01/2025

Headliner of an article: Tech founder who spends $2 million a year to live forever says he's always hungry: 'The saddest part of my day is the last bite'

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 02/12/2024

Some choice replies. Sorry, too much here to do alt text tonight.

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 02/12/2024

Hey cool, it’s the 5 year anniversary of this tweet of mine that got the absolute most hate responses.

Rudolph is not a heart-warming story. It's a story of bullying, exploitation, and only valuing others based on what they can do for us.

4 likes, 25 responses, most of them quite nasty…

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Schmidt Happens @trawna.ca · 05/09/2024

If you're against restricting gun ownership because it won't stop all murders, but in favour of banning abortion, I respectfully submit that you need to reconsider at least one of those positions.

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