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father john mistico

@travalanche.bsky.social
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a sociopathic dorito; a cool ranch lunatic // terminal case of orioles magic // 🏳️‍🌈

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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
me and my 9 albums (I tried to keep it to ones that were most formative of my music taste/personality because whittling it down to 9 *favorites* would keep me here for days)
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got to host pub trivia playoffs again yesterday, and it was still a very fun time with some really smart people ☺️
a selfie with people filing in to an outdoor patio with picnic tables in the background
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
proof of gay life submitted for approval (I got a haircut)
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they got me gal
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
quote with the oldest nude in your camera roll this was summer 2013, in the middle of a mental health hurricane… but my butt looked nice so it couldn’t have been all bad
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
oops accidentally lost 30 pounds this year 😮
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
gonna walk around miami and get beers (and probably a sunburn)
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
gm
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
so anyway here’s my butt in a thong
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
texts from mom, a big brother fan and a well-meaning ally:
a screenshot of an incoming text that reads “there’s a guy on this year that’s a drag queen.”
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
found the most important booth at pride
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
oldie but a goodie for hump day 🤭
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
well hey, happy father’s day
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
greetings from a warm sunny pride beer garden!
a glass of beer in the foreground, a beer garden with pride flags in the background
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"I am a Fruit" was one of the categories I had to announce on the mic at trivia last night and three regular players said "Happy Pride" in response
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
woke up in an absolute 😈 mood and it hasn’t gone away so here’s some butt for ya
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
(but it’s also my birthday)
a glitched-out series of two screenshots from mean girls with edited captions

the top screen says “on may 16th, he asked me what day it was.”

the bottom screen says “time is an illusion you fuck” with an overlaid photo of me looking at the camera with a backwards cap and a sash over my shoulder
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
how I’m gonna feel all day today
a baby chick on a lil skateboard. the caption reads FUCK at the top and YEAH at the bottom
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’m sorry, this sign popping up in the middle of brawls on the AEW show tonight is sending me
two wrestlers facing each other angrily. a sign in the background reads KISS! with hearts decorating it
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
looks like I'm putting my vacation plans for the end of the month on hold because I'm getting another writer's workload thrown into my lap with absolutely no notice
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
you, in another decade (twink era)
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
up way too early for a sunday after a longform dream I really wish I didn’t have
homer simpson laying in bed with his arms crossed over his chest and a frustrated look on his face
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
gm
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
the storm shifted slightly to the west and now we’re in for some nonsense
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
good morning or whatever
a lil dork laying in bed
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
this is actually pretty damn surprising (*shocking*, even...?), but I don't hate it! www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...
a banner with a yellow background. the pokemon ELECTRIC type sign is at the top center, a black banner near the bottom reads ELECTRIC TYPE POKEMON, and many electric-type pokemon are shown above the bottom banner
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
bad bunny thinking of ideas for who could be revealed by the halftime wedding party
a tumblr post showing lady gaga digitally altered to look smaller, with the caption "ooo.... lady gagita"
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
maybe a lil nap was what i needed 🤷🏻‍♂️ who’s to say
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
okay fine here’s some of me from 2016
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
cleared through my work inbox and got it to zero by noon on a monday
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
this was the surprise late major gift my mom was alluding to, and let’s be clear: mom knows game.
the cover of the criterion collection GODZILLA: THE SHOWA-ERA FILMS, 1954-1975 box set
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
call this year’s christmas haul the samus criter-aran collection
a nintendo switch 2 case for metroid prime 4 on the upper right, as well as three film box sets: world of wong kar wai in the upper left, the before trilogy in the bottom left, and ingmar bergman’s cinema on the right
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
it’s been a good year ngl 🙂
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
so what if it’s my favorite film? so what if it’s literally the tenth time i’ve seen it in theaters? it’s the movies!
a poster for the film KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIRa selfie holding popcorn and a big ol’ soda popa poster reading “there’s snow place like the movies!”
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
maybe! i just need to be cuddled by a big spoon 🤷🏻‍♂️
a selfie where i’m laying in bed shirtless on my pillow
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
your friendly neighborhood trivia dude 🫡
some lil goofball taking a mirror selfie
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
wait i lied, this is about six months before that i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
some lil shit who needs to get slapped in the back of the head (it’s me in a blue, black. and white buttoned shirt with some chin fuzz and a boston bruins poster on the wall behind me)
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
decided to indulge in halloween festivities (really just because there was a chili cookoff happening as well), so i went as your favorite kansan english football manager
a front-facing selfie. i’m wearing a white visor and a blue jacket, both adorned with a logo that reads ‘AFC RICHMOND’ with a dog logo, while a whistle with a yellow strap is around my neck
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
gm
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
fun fact: butt dimples are technically called the dimples of venus
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
toni storm doing her best suzie toot cosplay last night? even though she lost the world title, we still support her!
wrestler toni storm standing on the ring steps with a gold title belt around her waist
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
this 1001 albums project is... turning me into a morning person? getting my next album as i'm setting up for work/workouts/what have you is like a lil christmas morning each day anyway getting coltrane on a monday morning makes things a lot easier
the cover of the john coltrane album 'a love supreme'
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
gm friends
a photo of fannie flagg in her seat on the 1970s game show 'match game', holding a blue rectangular card that reads 'FANNY'
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
wonder showzen 😤
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
in a rare twist, maybe i kinda want someone to lay on my chest this time around while we watch mystery science theater 3000 🙂
a photo of my torso
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
i got a haircut (while also experimenting with leaving a little more on the top because why not, right?)
a selfie wearing a white sleeveless shirt and with less hair on my head than last time
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
sure it’s #FCF but i’m a rebel 😤
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
i need to actually stay in for a weekend because returning sickness is not it
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father john mistico @travalanche.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
my “i’m going to an 80s party and have no idea how to dress” turned into becoming temu magnum PI (i spent most of the party playing with the host’s cats)
a selfie outside on a patio wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses, and a red hawaiian shirt
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