Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 10hI can’t find a single bag of vegan chocolate chips in this town. 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If you exclusively post pictures of your kids on Instagram and then you realize you shouldn’t post your kids’ faces online but you keep posting the same pictures only with emojis over their faces congratulations you’re doing the right thing and I’m sorry but your pictures are ugly now 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sorry I’m grumpy I smelled a bad smell this morning and I feel like it’s stuck to me now and it’s all I can think about. 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just painted a very tiny room the prettiest shade of green and now you have to see it too 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I drank an 8pm cup of coffee and I’m watching The Bourne Identity, feeling great. 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I think it’s okay to be a little obsessed with your husband if they’re nice to you and a good person and also very handsome. 010
Reposted by SarahSarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I spent 9/11/01 at Silver Dollar City in Branson MO. Never forget. 001
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s important to know when to turn off the baseball game for your mental health. 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I know the new Sense and Sensibility won’t be true to the book and I know the haters will say it’s 1995 or nothing for them but I can tell it will be beautiful and I’m probably going to watch it twelve times in the next year. 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Life is but a tamale eating contest and I’m the self-proclaimed winner. 010
Reposted by SarahSarah M @lore.house · 26/08/2026People are posting images of him from Rocky Horror Picture Show and IT as if those are his most iconic roles and not:static.klipy.comTim Curry as Laughing Long John SilverAlt: Tim Curry as Laughing Long John Silver laughing outrageously 4111
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 15/08/2026 Not enough people take electrocution seriously and my husband is one of them 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You wouldn’t believe how wet this salad is. Just truly awful. And worst of all, I made it. 110
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Uh oh, I’m watching a depressing period drama with a beautiful ending again 110
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 10/08/2026And since we’re here women shouldn’t have periods after they’ve decided they no longer want to produce children 110
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Hey real quick can someone smoke a cigarette in front of my face 000
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Thank you!! I will listen to your opinion and no other. 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 27/07/2026You wouldn’t know by looking at it but I actually went into decorating this cake with so much confidence 110
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If you care… 1 stick browned butter 100g dark brown sugar 50g sugar 1 tsp vanilla 1 egg + 1 yolk 158g Bob’s flour 1/2 tsp baking soda 1/4 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp salt Chocolate chips Refrigerate for a few hours. 350 degrees/9 minutes for a 60g cookie 000
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 23/07/2026When God saw everything He made and called it very good He was looking at Illinois on a summer afternoon 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 22/07/2026St Louis really has shockingly bad drivers though, I don’t think my anxiety is unwarranted. 000
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I’ve watched two episodes. It’s like the original but everyone is attractive and there is absolutely no nostalgia connected to watching it. 110
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I love two of those things I think we could find a way to tolerate each other 000
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The roads are buckling from the heat in Peoria and I’m out here mowing my lawn 000
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I would trust the Kroger grocery pick-up ladies with my life. 000
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 29/06/2026You ever just know your kid will be really into LARPing someday 000
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Flaky sea salt on cookies is usually off-putting and unnecessary if you properly salt your dough. 100
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 23/06/2026One thing I am pretty bad at is designing my own shirts. Will I let that stop me? Never. 000
Reposted by Sarahinthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 22/06/2026i want to run brandon marsh through a car wash 281
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Finding new music the old fashioned way (asking my local baristas what they’re listening to) 010
