Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 8hI can’t find a single bag of vegan chocolate chips in this town. 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If you exclusively post pictures of your kids on Instagram and then you realize you shouldn’t post your kids’ faces online but you keep posting the same pictures only with emojis over their faces congratulations you’re doing the right thing and I’m sorry but your pictures are ugly now 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sorry I’m grumpy I smelled a bad smell this morning and I feel like it’s stuck to me now and it’s all I can think about. 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just painted a very tiny room the prettiest shade of green and now you have to see it too 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I drank an 8pm cup of coffee and I’m watching The Bourne Identity, feeling great. 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I think it’s okay to be a little obsessed with your husband if they’re nice to you and a good person and also very handsome. 010
Reposted by SarahSarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I spent 9/11/01 at Silver Dollar City in Branson MO. Never forget. 001
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It’s important to know when to turn off the baseball game for your mental health. 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I know the new Sense and Sensibility won’t be true to the book and I know the haters will say it’s 1995 or nothing for them but I can tell it will be beautiful and I’m probably going to watch it twelve times in the next year. 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Life is but a tamale eating contest and I’m the self-proclaimed winner. 010
Reposted by SarahSarah M @lore.house · 26/08/2026People are posting images of him from Rocky Horror Picture Show and IT as if those are his most iconic roles and not:static.klipy.comTim Curry as Laughing Long John SilverAlt: Tim Curry as Laughing Long John Silver laughing outrageously 4111
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 14/08/2026You wouldn’t believe how wet this salad is. Just truly awful. And worst of all, I made it. 110
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Uh oh, I’m watching a depressing period drama with a beautiful ending again 110
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Hey real quick can someone smoke a cigarette in front of my face 000
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 27/07/2026You wouldn’t know by looking at it but I actually went into decorating this cake with so much confidence 110
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 23/07/2026When God saw everything He made and called it very good He was looking at Illinois on a summer afternoon 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 03/07/2026The roads are buckling from the heat in Peoria and I’m out here mowing my lawn 000
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I would trust the Kroger grocery pick-up ladies with my life. 000
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 29/06/2026You ever just know your kid will be really into LARPing someday 000
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Flaky sea salt on cookies is usually off-putting and unnecessary if you properly salt your dough. 100
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 23/06/2026One thing I am pretty bad at is designing my own shirts. Will I let that stop me? Never. 000
Reposted by Sarahinthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 22/06/2026i want to run brandon marsh through a car wash 281
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Finding new music the old fashioned way (asking my local baristas what they’re listening to) 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I’m sorry to take your attention away from 90s Bill Pullman but this wallpaper is so pretty I need all of you to see it too. 020
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I, a 37 year old woman with seasonal allergies and bad knees, mowed two lawns today. Pray for me. 110
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Sorry I was in a bad mood I didn’t have socks on and I could feel the floor under my feet. 110
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Day after breakfast for dinner comes breakfast for dinner for breakfast 110
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I used to say I was “more of a dog person” and now the cat that we bought for our kid for Christmas four years ago follows me to bed every night and I refer to her as my second-born child. 010
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I met the mom of a kid with the same name as my kid and she told me she got the name from Duck Dynasty 110
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I used to have two friends I could talk to about Modest Mouse and now I have zero friends I can talk to about Modest Mouse. Just want to listen to Modest Mouse and text a friend about how much we love Modest Mouse. 000
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Why do I feel like I’m going to break my coffee maker every time I descale it 100
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I found this pretty lady while thrifting today. I also pet a cat and saw some baby geese. Good day. 000
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Do the Cubs know they break my heart every time they lose 000
Sarah @trashroast.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I just remembered how I have somehow been in the same room as Nick Jonas twice in my life and the second time my friend Kyle asked him completely honestly if he was “in a band or something.” 021
