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@transsexual.dog
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She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️ | Engineer who enjoys playing the tin whistle (poorly), left anarchy, audiobooks, and Oxford commas | This account is rated T for T A small list of links: linktr.ee/likethetree

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Polly @pollyhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
socksmakepeoplesexy.net/sockscast/in... GET YER SOCKSCAST EPISODE 190 HERE! Chock full of Fire Emblem this time around!
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 05/10/2026
Interrupting your timeline with a little black and yellow caterpillar I saw today. That is all. You may carry on with whatever you were doing.
A photograph of a black and yellow caterpillar, roughly 2 cm long.
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 04/10/2026
Why yes, I do. Thank you for asking 😍
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 27/09/2026
Happy Birthday, Freezie c:
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 27/09/2026
The shopping carts have ads now 🫠
A photograph taken of an advertisement on the upper basket / small child seat of a shopping cart.
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 26/09/2026
Correct c:
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 22/09/2026
RIP Elsevier Couldn't have happened to a better corporation that bleeds academia dry 😔
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hi
Little blonde doofus of a goat looking up at you
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 19/09/2026
🫂
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
important theological question just dropped (nb generally Jews don't tend to go for the heaven/hell construct, but REGARDLESS our focus is on our obligations down here, SO.)
graffiti says do I go 2 heaven if my taxes kill kids
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Polly @pollyhead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
socksmakepeoplesexy.net/sockscast/in... Open up your earholes, it's time for Sockscast Episode 189!
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 13/09/2026
Officially hit the "Wait, where does It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia take place? Boston?" level of caffeine dependent.
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 12/09/2026
Kind of like Christian Bale tbh. You think would be a Bouna but is actually a Kiki.
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 12/09/2026
All portrayals of Batman can be divided neatly into Kikis and Boubas. Robert Pattinson? Kiki. Adam West? Bouba. Christian Bale? You think would be Kiki but is actually Bouba. Terry McGinnis (animated)? Batman Beyond? You think would be Bouba but is actually Kiki.
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helleano)))r @listeninggarden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
24 hours from now, the doors will open for you to join and get comfortable before the show starts. hope to have you here to spend some time away from the noise of the day!
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Kati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
watch The Owl House instead (the Dana Terrace way)
"Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.

— Dana Terrace (@DanaTerrace) November 14, 2025"
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 02/09/2026
First Mirrored Sunglasses Guy spotting in a while. He was sprinting down the street dribbling a racquetball like a basketball. I am now fully convinced that he is in fact, the main character of this story.
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 31/08/2026
Monday afternoon Outlook outage is like a three day weekend 🙏
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 25/08/2026
Has anyone checked to see if there's a Cat IKEA showroom so we can see if Mr. Whiskers will actually use a GÖTTAPŌUPEN before we spend an afternoon and evening assembling it?
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 24/08/2026
A recreation of the Venetian hotel and casino would probably do well here, ngl
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 24/08/2026
Standing next to a very unhappy child, who is expressing his discontent with travelling by car and states he will be taking a boat everywhere from now on. Here in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I'm afraid I have rather unfortunate news for him...
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 14/08/2026
You make a good point.
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 14/08/2026
Actually, all of my H&P's seem to start off with "Aspen is a very pleasant [number] year old person", which seems awfully redundant as I tend to get care from human medical doctors and not veterinarians.
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 14/08/2026
Going through some medical records today and I spotted this on the preoperative history and physical for my left twelfth rib resection 😂
Indications for procedure:
This is a very pleasant 30 y.o. person who has suffered with severe, prolonged left lower rib pain. This has limited her activity significantly and worsened his quality of life.
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 07/08/2026
"(edited out my feet)" Okay, but when do we get the feet version? 😌
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 07/08/2026
My previous primary care clinician's office keeps sending me reminders to schedule a pap smear. I keep having to tell them that I don't live anywhere near them any more >:/
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 07/08/2026
After I heard the pre-heat chime go off for the oven, I proceeded to put a frozen pizza into the dishwasher. So anyways, what's the best way to consume copious amounts of caffeine?
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 05/08/2026
Today, a 30-something-year-old asked me what my Hogwarts House is. I just stared at her for a second before going, "... I don't know." She looks at me and goes, "Ohhhh, I bet you're a lot more into Star Trek." Why yes, that's one way to put it. Anyways, who is your favorite Star Trek captain?
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 01/08/2026
I kinda love looking at the records at ${BOOK_STORE} because it's such a strange collection of new stuff and boutique 90's indie albums that can only be described as Aspencore.
A photograph of a vinyl of Cry Baby by Vince Staples A photograph of a vinyl of In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 29/07/2026
100% factual, truthful, and correct.
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 20/07/2026
My first time at The Santa Fe Opera's Crosby Theatre. It's a beautiful theatre. I highly recommend seeing something here if you're in the area 😄
A photograph of the outside of the Crosby Theatre, operated by The Santa Fe Opera
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 16/07/2026
In all of the chaos of this year, we all missed that Guess Who has been mathematically solved. arxiv.org/pdf/1509.03327
arxiv.org
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Polly @pollyhead.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
socksmakepeoplesexy.net/sockscast/in... Sockscast Episode 187 drops in to help you get your week started off in the right direction!
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 04/07/2026
Question for those professionals seeking advice from the older, more experienced professionals: is the going rate for a 45 minute conversation of career advice still a coffee drink of the older, more experienced professional's choosing?
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Emergency baby goat deployment
Two long-eared baby goats in pajamas standing in wildflowersThree baby goats standing on culvert halvesBaby goat drinking milk out of a beer bottleFreshly born baby goat in a laundry basket
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LJ - (Scratchin' Melodii Dev) @lj-lephemstar.scratchin-melodii.com · 20/06/2026
Isn't she lovely #TheAmazingDigitalCircus
Caine and Pomni are standing at Jax's door post-abstraction.
Caine: "It's a... bit small."Jax's door is marked with a small red X to look like a bow
Pomni: "I know."
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Polly @pollyhead.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
socksmakepeoplesexy.net/sockscast/in... Sockscast Episode 186 is hot and ready and SO TOTALLY into you!
Sockscast cover parodying Love Rap from Rhythm Heaven Fever's visuals.
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Felipe Pepe @felipepepe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It's impossible to overestimate how important the RPG Maker community is to video games, so many classic games in the past 35 years were either made by the community or inspired by them. To see one of their main knowledge banks nonchalantly wiped away like this is disgusting.
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 11/06/2026
I'm so sorry to put this curse on you.
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 11/06/2026
Well done!
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 11/06/2026
"Why do cotton balls have to creak though?" and other 100% allistic things being said in the Discord right now
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 10/06/2026
I wonder if you'd recognize this place... c:
A photograph from the corner of E Lake and N Michigan of Chicago, looking South. Raindrops on glass are in focus, with Chicago, and Millennium Park, visible in the background.
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 09/06/2026
Nc6 If Qxc8, take the rook with that fork. Great tactic!
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 08/06/2026
Jeremy!!! 💜 Thank you for this!
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 08/06/2026
If I were to assume which one's which, I think I can tell by the look on Frumpkin's face why they're called Frumpkin
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 08/06/2026
I appreciate this c:
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Aspen @transsexual.dog · 08/06/2026
High quality cats and a top tier blep from the doggo!!! 💜💜💜💜
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