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Mishap Mallory ★

@transbianarchy.bsky.social
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Stone Cold Steve Austin Says WHAT?
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Nyx, a backup doll 🔞 @neurolognyx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it’s hard out here being a slut and a shut-in a slut-in, if you will
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vena cava 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 24/09/2026
what if we just fuckin unplugged it
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Storyteller @storyteller13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Condo board hag, obviously mocking: "What's next? You're gonna start *identifying as* Italian?" Me, without missing a beat, in the worst possible accent I can muster, "Yeah! I'm transitionin' 'ereeee!" while walking away with the shit-eatingest grin I can muster
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never thought I'd be pissed at Converse for obvious racist imagery in an ad but here we are I guess
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🏳️‍⚧️ Ashley the Banshee @cybrpwca.com · 19/09/2026
Good morning cuties
Ashley sitting on her bed wearing blue jeans, a purple bra, gray cami and red-black-and-white flannel.
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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 18/09/2026
“If you’re a US citizen you have no reason to fear” – Markwayne Mullin, responding to a video of a teenage US citizen being repeatedly punched in the face by ICE.
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Phobia @phobia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wolf girl is chained to the wall with her mouth held open, she stares angrily. Someone off panel says "oh she's harmless, go right ahead and pet, really whatever"
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Kisa Kha is a robot? @kisakha.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
botgirl with a sticker on her forehead that says “This machine makes friends” ^^
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seattle and Tacoma! THE PRINCE is on September 10-27 at Dukesbay Theatre! The show is already getting great reviews. Screaming Butterflies Theatre are doing an awesome job! Tickets here: www.eventbrite.com/e/the-prince...
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The Prince by Abigail Thorn
Have you ever been trapped, playing a role that doesn't suit you? Jen and Sam are also trapped … in a multiverse of Shakespeare's works.
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thrift shop enjoyers stay winning
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Macklemore's Thrift Shop Dance
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck off Will. We don't need you to explain the meaning of our words or the consequences of our actions, we're adults with agency and intelligence. Our votes must be earned. If Democrats are okay with losing to Republicans by running to the center and ditching us, that's on them, not us.
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Kate 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @itskateactually.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
For any Blue MAGA defending James Talarico, this is what he could have said IF HE WAS ASKED. He went full transphobe unprompted.
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 12/09/2026
You’ll be happier once you realize that passing and hotness are two entirely different axes
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🏳️‍⚧️ Ashley the Banshee @cybrpwca.com · 10/09/2026
The next ally who says that transmisogyny is bad "because it could hurt cis women too" is getting targeted with my orbital Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria beam.
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Easiest way to win on this issue is to refuse to fight on it. "Not playing political games with children while we're dropping bombs on schools." Constantly hit that one note and you win. How the fuck can anybody act like trans kids in sports is a bigger issue than the Iran war. Just counterpunch.
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The one thing I knew about Talarico before today was that Black people didn't trust him, that Jasmine Crockett supporters were reluctant to throw their weight behind him. I wonder why that was?
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026
There is never a compromise you can make that will satisfy them. They will still attack you and force you to concede more. You should never concede anything to them because they want to eradicate trans people.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026
No matter how much you throw trans people under the bus, you are still going to get attacked. All you've done is betray a vulnerable minority, anger your base, and made the issue front and center.
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Screenshot showing two sequential posts on X by journalist Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) discussing Texas politics:
 * Top post: Text reads, "Paxton on Talarico: 'He wants to transition your kids!'" accompanied by an embedded video frame of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton speaking at a podium in a dark suit and red tie.
 * Bottom post: Text reads, "Talarico says he would vote in favor of a national ban for transgender surgeries for minors," above a video thumbnail from Fox News Channel featuring a woman anchor in a red blazer, with lower-third banners reading "EXCLUSIVE," "SHIFTING THE REINS?", and "TALARICO STANCE DIFFERS FROM EARLIER COMMENTS."
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Brynn Tannehill @brynntannehill.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You can never lick the boot well enough to make them accept you.
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
USELESS PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD FUCK
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Spot the difference.
Aaron Rupar posts:
1: Talarico says he would vote in favor of a national ban for transgender surgeries for minors.
2: Brandon Gill goads the Trumpapalooza crowd into booing a celebration of "transgender day of visibility".
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fuck you, dude. It doesn't endanger shit. Coward. Worm. Fight, damn you! "Trans athletes is a fake issue. I stand with trans people." Is that so fucking hard???
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Don't come into my girlfriend's house and tell her how she should arrange her furniture. Our home. Our rules. Respect them or...
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Fredericka Rz @f-rzepa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Oh, those wizard books were an important part of your childhood? In that case of course you should continue to buy the merch and promote the franchise. Wouldn't want any bitter childhood memories, now would we? Tell me, what's it like using public restrooms without fear?
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Nyx, a backup doll 🔞 @neurolognyx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*does the hand gesture*
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Palpatine Says Good
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me: "I don't have a Texas accent." Also me:
A MyDialect map that is very Texan.
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No. Shut the fuck up. There is no such thing as machine rights, trans rights are HUMAN rights not fucking AI rights. Find a different job and stop tying your production under capitalism to your oppressed identity.
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Wall E Cute Moment
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☀️ @stel.energy · 03/09/2026
there is so so so so so much room in womanhood to love yourself
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Nyx, a backup doll 🔞 @neurolognyx.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I still think about how DDR stands for “Dog Drug Reinforcement” in Madoka
3 girls playing on a “Dog Drug Reinforcement” machine
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 02/09/2026
bad idea: witch riding her broomstick through the sky, and it's got a sticker on it reading "I bought this before JKR went crazy"
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zoe @zoewithnoy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The world we live in is begging to be reborn kinder.
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm sorry you're making a what starring who to explore the gray area in what now? Are you serious? Am I really supposed to empathize with rich guy Scrooge played by a domestic abuser? I'll stick with the Muppets thanks.
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🏳️‍⚧️ Ashley the Banshee @cybrpwca.com · 29/08/2026
With the cooler weather, the Ruby-Crested PNW Suburban MILFdyke has returned to our shores.
Ashley sitting on her bed wearing blue jeans, a brick red cami, and a black-and-white flannel shirt unbuttoned. Her long vivid red hair is pulled forward over her left shoulder and a bit of purple bra is visible under the cami.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/08/2026
BORN TO DISCOURSE WORLD IS A FUCK 鬼神 Block Em All 1989 I am trans woman 410,757,864,530 BAD POSTS
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I miss Val.
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am but a lowbie futch.
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you take a shot at someone, be prepared for them to clap back. If your domme persona is fragile, don't start conflict. And be very fucking careful what labels you're throwing around. Maybe don't call yourself a cunt if you're not prepared for people to be cunty back at you.
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Okay I've had enough cool people dying. Can we go back to the evil fucks dying instead please?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/08/2026
hard to believe sometimes but i still think evil people are also capable of dying
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SEIU Local 925 @seiu925.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We’re not in the habit of recognizing celebrity deaths here at 925. That said, Dolly Parton is a national treasure and some folks here joke that Dolly is our Locals patron saint. After all her song “9 to 5” is our anthem. Today we remember all the love and kindness Dolly brought the world.
Tribute-style portrait of a Dolly Parton performing in a ruffled light purple blouse, arm raised and singing into a microphone, overlaid with the lyric: "You're just a step on the bossman's ladder / But you've got dreams he'll never take away."
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vena cava 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton had a decades-long, unbelievably successful music career, and the thing she's remembered for first is being a kind and generous person that's aspirational
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🏳️‍⚧️ Ashley the Banshee @cybrpwca.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I never thought I'd say this but fuck Dr. Dre. I guess he ain't *still* writing his own stuff any more.
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger Alice in Cement
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Mishap Mallory ★ @transbianarchy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Stick around if you're housebroken. Can't hold your shit or your tongue? You gotta go. Should you choose to react like an imbecile you in turn will be treated so...
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