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Dan DiIorio

@trampolinetales.com
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I have ADHD and make video games like Luck be a Landlord! Upcoming release: Category Connections He/They. Black Lives Matter. Free Palestine. The 3rd letter of my last name is a capital "i" not a lowercase "L." TrampolineTales.com

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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 5h
📢 NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Category Connections is a chill puzzle game where you sort 3,000 things into 100 categories. No timers, no stress, just a big grid of things for you to organize. Perfect for a rainy afternoon. Coming to Steam and Mobile in 2027. Wishlist now! CategoryConnections.com
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 29/09/2026
did anyone else ever play watermelon at recess or was that a regional thing? the rules were it was just handball but you played it with a kickball and if you could go under the ball instead of hitting it it's also entirely possible it was something my weirdo middle school friends made up
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Dicevaders @dicevaders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rent is due and Earth isn't going to invade itself. 🎰👽 Stack ridiculous synergies with the Dicevaders + Luck Be A Landlord Steam Bundle! Get it here: store.steampowered.com/bundle/89881… #dicevaders #luckbealandlord #roguelikedeckbuilder Dan DiIorio
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 27/09/2026
my next game does not fall into this pattern
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 27/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Wii Shop Wednesday
Alt: Wii Shop Wednesday
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 26/09/2026
I used to manually take hundreds of screenshots to put on storefronts for my games. 5 screenshots * 18 languages * 7 resolutions = 630 screenshots! But today I wrote a script in @godotengine.org to do it for me and now it's done in like 15 minutes! I should've done this ages ago...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 26/09/2026
Planning to officially announce my next game by the end of the month! Stay tuned! #screenshotsaturday
A screenshot of a grid of purple rectangles with various strings of text in them. Some rectangles are missing and a gray drawing is peeking out. There are orange UI buttons at the top and bottom of the screen. Some rectangles are black with no text in them. The string "2" has been searched for and the rectangle with the text "2♣" has been highlighted yellow.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 25/09/2026
I did not expect an actual answer! Much appreciated!
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 25/09/2026
I wonder where Ninja and Mouse is in the 20,560...?
lexaloffle.com
Ninja and Mouse
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 25/09/2026
Doing some work on my next game, just paused and had a moment of thinking "I love doing this." If you use generative AI, not only are you a talentless hack, you're robbing yourself from the joy of the creative process.
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Chris Perry @perridot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OH!WARE, my first commercial release, IS OUT NOW! Your ancestors whisper guidance. The Gods all watch. They want you to check it out and give it a review 🙏♥️ store.steampowered.com/app/4121430/...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 24/09/2026
It's bisexual visibility day! I'm bye, okay bi! Crap, I did that backwards!
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 24/09/2026
youtube.com
Idol Talk Pt. II
YouTube video by Macross 82-99 - Topic
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 23/09/2026
that seems complicated and I will continue to ignore shaders
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 23/09/2026
Luck be a Landlord is 60% off on the PlayStation Store! 🎰 store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 22/09/2026
I should probably learn what a shader is at some point.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 22/09/2026
Steam link for those who want to check it out!
store.steampowered.com
Save 10% on Draco and the Seven Scales on Steam
Set sail on a voyage full of pirates, dark magic, and the thrill of discovery! Draco and the Seven Scales is a retro-inspired adventure that harkens back to an age of top down dungeon crawlers and lov...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 20/09/2026
another one for the collection! www.theverge.com/tech/997322/...
a cropped screenshot of an article with the text "Correction September 20th: We’ve corrected the spelling of Dan DiIorio’s last name."
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 19/09/2026
added!
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 19/09/2026
New game announcement very soon! #screenshotsaturday
A screenshot of a grid of purple rectangles with various strings of text in them. Some rectangles are missing from the grid and art of a pink dinosaur's head is peeking out. There are orange UI buttons at the top and bottom of the screen. There is an orange rectangle at the top-right of the screen with the text 8/3,000 (0.3%).

The text strings in each rectangle are Hotel, Galápagos, Mount Everest, Ice Pop, Hexagon, Closed Game, Kung Pao Chicken, Firefighter, Heptagon, Car, Monarch, AC/DC, Edward Tingatinga, Common Jezebel, Sicilian Defense, Zoloft, and Kisenosato Yutaka.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 19/09/2026
if I ever stream again I'm gonna make a VTuber that's made out of PNGs of me
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 15/09/2026
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. It was rated T for Teen but I was only 12 when it released. I played it eventually but I don't remember if it took a lot of convincing or me turning 13.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 14/09/2026
now I have!
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 14/09/2026
TrampolineTales is shutting down...
The Luck be a Landlord slots with comic sans text in front of them. It reads:

TrampolineTales is shutting down...

...the computer to save some electricity!

(New game announcement soon, sorry, lol)
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 14/09/2026
static.klipy.com
I See You're A Man Of Culture As Well Meme
Alt: I See You're A Man Of Culture As Well Meme
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 13/09/2026
People have screwed up my name a lot. This was definitely the worst, though.
A cropped picture of a visitor's pass dated 09/12/2014. The name listed on it is "QANIEL QJIORIO." For reference, my name is "DANIEL DIIORIO." There's also "06 North" on it but I don't remember what that refers to.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 13/09/2026
If someone's on Twitter, they know. If they care is a different story.
kotaku.com
Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Fans Have Had Enough Of Elon Musk - Kotaku
A Japanese player has blown up former Twitter CEO's name, and fans are in full support
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 13/09/2026
Keeping Up with the Dunguses
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 12/09/2026
I think more recent versions of Godot automatically do this.
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Anamanaguchi @anamanaguchi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
our love letter to free will yeah I guess 🐁 out now
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 11/09/2026
Grass
youtube.com
Japanese texting wwwwwwwww #learnjapanese #asmr
YouTube video by Real Real Japan
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 11/09/2026
kojima explain
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 10/09/2026
Here it is if you want to watch it on imgur instead.
imgur.com
The entire Shrek movie but it's a gif
Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and ...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 10/09/2026
Bluesky won't let me upload the entirety of Shrek as a gif. Cowards.
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Point-and-Click Showcase @pointclickshowcase.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
📣 Announcing the Point-and-Click Showcase 🎉 Together @amanita-design.net and @rustylake.com are hosting a showcase packed with new game trailers, a dedicated Steam sale, and much more to be revealed. 👀 🔗 Apply NOW: forms.gle/z6e1QQFP9xwT... Follow us for future updates! 🖱️
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 09/09/2026
why did they put kirby in the truman show
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 09/09/2026
oh wait they accept games from July 2025 to October 2026, hmm, yeah that's odd
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 09/09/2026
doesn't feel like it, but that's a 2025 game
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 09/09/2026
a reboot of jimmy neutron where he fights tech bros a reboot of my life as a teenage robot where she fights gen ai a reboot of spongebob where he fights climate change a reboot of paw patrol where they fight cops a reboot of the fairly oddparents where they fight butch hartman hire me nickelodeon
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 07/09/2026
you found hatsy mike
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 06/09/2026
I remember your romhacking videos of this game from way back in the day. Really enjoyed those.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 06/09/2026
I don't know much about my ancestors beyond a few generations but I hope one of them was really into swordfighting.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 06/09/2026
why not make a new app id and make this version a free demo that informs people where the full version can be purchased once they complete it?
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 06/09/2026
(rabbits sleep with their eyes open, don't worry, she's fine)
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 06/09/2026
Lefty's conked out.
Lefty the rabbit, taking her daily afternoon nap.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 05/09/2026
Remember that indie game from 2010 that was $10? It was actually $15.
A screenshot of an inflation calculator website showing that $10 in 2010 is worth $15.31 today.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 04/09/2026
If you're doing PR or sending keys or whatever, essentially cold calling YouTube/Twitch channels with a game, I assure you that you do not need to have AI gin up some fake list of things that you "saw and enjoyed" on the channel to make that message have impact. That stuff just makes you look fake.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 04/09/2026
You made a video about my game off of a cold email, I think the key was having an interesting game and also not starting it with "Hi The Jeff Gerstmann Show!"
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 04/09/2026
hope this gets an English translation, looks right up my alley
store.steampowered.com
The Death Game Report on Steam
Identify how every participant in the death game died, and submit your report.
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