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Dan DiIorio

@trampolinetales.com
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I have ADHD and make video games like Luck be a Landlord! Upcoming release: Category Connections He/They. Black Lives Matter. Free Palestine. The 3rd letter of my last name is a capital "i" not a lowercase "L." TrampolineTales.com

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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 3h
📢 NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Category Connections is a chill puzzle game where you sort 3,000 things into 100 categories. No timers, no stress, just a big grid of things for you to organize. Perfect for a rainy afternoon. Coming to Steam and Mobile in 2027. Wishlist now! CategoryConnections.com
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 29/09/2026
did anyone else ever play watermelon at recess or was that a regional thing? the rules were it was just handball but you played it with a kickball and if you could go under the ball instead of hitting it it's also entirely possible it was something my weirdo middle school friends made up
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Dicevaders @dicevaders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rent is due and Earth isn't going to invade itself. 🎰👽 Stack ridiculous synergies with the Dicevaders + Luck Be A Landlord Steam Bundle! Get it here: store.steampowered.com/bundle/89881… #dicevaders #luckbealandlord #roguelikedeckbuilder Dan DiIorio
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 27/09/2026
my next game does not fall into this pattern
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 26/09/2026
I used to manually take hundreds of screenshots to put on storefronts for my games. 5 screenshots * 18 languages * 7 resolutions = 630 screenshots! But today I wrote a script in @godotengine.org to do it for me and now it's done in like 15 minutes! I should've done this ages ago...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 26/09/2026
Planning to officially announce my next game by the end of the month! Stay tuned! #screenshotsaturday
A screenshot of a grid of purple rectangles with various strings of text in them. Some rectangles are missing and a gray drawing is peeking out. There are orange UI buttons at the top and bottom of the screen. Some rectangles are black with no text in them. The string "2" has been searched for and the rectangle with the text "2♣" has been highlighted yellow.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 25/09/2026
I wonder where Ninja and Mouse is in the 20,560...?
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Ninja and Mouse
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 25/09/2026
Doing some work on my next game, just paused and had a moment of thinking "I love doing this." If you use generative AI, not only are you a talentless hack, you're robbing yourself from the joy of the creative process.
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Chris Perry @perridot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
OH!WARE, my first commercial release, IS OUT NOW! Your ancestors whisper guidance. The Gods all watch. They want you to check it out and give it a review 🙏♥️ store.steampowered.com/app/4121430/...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 24/09/2026
It's bisexual visibility day! I'm bye, okay bi! Crap, I did that backwards!
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 23/09/2026
Luck be a Landlord is 60% off on the PlayStation Store! 🎰 store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 22/09/2026
I should probably learn what a shader is at some point.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 20/09/2026
another one for the collection! www.theverge.com/tech/997322/...
a cropped screenshot of an article with the text "Correction September 20th: We’ve corrected the spelling of Dan DiIorio’s last name."
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 19/09/2026
New game announcement very soon! #screenshotsaturday
A screenshot of a grid of purple rectangles with various strings of text in them. Some rectangles are missing from the grid and art of a pink dinosaur's head is peeking out. There are orange UI buttons at the top and bottom of the screen. There is an orange rectangle at the top-right of the screen with the text 8/3,000 (0.3%).

The text strings in each rectangle are Hotel, Galápagos, Mount Everest, Ice Pop, Hexagon, Closed Game, Kung Pao Chicken, Firefighter, Heptagon, Car, Monarch, AC/DC, Edward Tingatinga, Common Jezebel, Sicilian Defense, Zoloft, and Kisenosato Yutaka.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 19/09/2026
if I ever stream again I'm gonna make a VTuber that's made out of PNGs of me
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 14/09/2026
TrampolineTales is shutting down...
The Luck be a Landlord slots with comic sans text in front of them. It reads:

TrampolineTales is shutting down...

...the computer to save some electricity!

(New game announcement soon, sorry, lol)
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 13/09/2026
People have screwed up my name a lot. This was definitely the worst, though.
A cropped picture of a visitor's pass dated 09/12/2014. The name listed on it is "QANIEL QJIORIO." For reference, my name is "DANIEL DIIORIO." There's also "06 North" on it but I don't remember what that refers to.
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Anamanaguchi @anamanaguchi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
our love letter to free will yeah I guess 🐁 out now
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 10/09/2026
Bluesky won't let me upload the entirety of Shrek as a gif. Cowards.
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Point-and-Click Showcase @pointclickshowcase.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
📣 Announcing the Point-and-Click Showcase 🎉 Together @amanita-design.net and @rustylake.com are hosting a showcase packed with new game trailers, a dedicated Steam sale, and much more to be revealed. 👀 🔗 Apply NOW: forms.gle/z6e1QQFP9xwT... Follow us for future updates! 🖱️
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 09/09/2026
why did they put kirby in the truman show
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 09/09/2026
a reboot of jimmy neutron where he fights tech bros a reboot of my life as a teenage robot where she fights gen ai a reboot of spongebob where he fights climate change a reboot of paw patrol where they fight cops a reboot of the fairly oddparents where they fight butch hartman hire me nickelodeon
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 06/09/2026
I don't know much about my ancestors beyond a few generations but I hope one of them was really into swordfighting.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 06/09/2026
Lefty's conked out.
Lefty the rabbit, taking her daily afternoon nap.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 05/09/2026
Remember that indie game from 2010 that was $10? It was actually $15.
A screenshot of an inflation calculator website showing that $10 in 2010 is worth $15.31 today.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 04/09/2026
If you're doing PR or sending keys or whatever, essentially cold calling YouTube/Twitch channels with a game, I assure you that you do not need to have AI gin up some fake list of things that you "saw and enjoyed" on the channel to make that message have impact. That stuff just makes you look fake.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 04/09/2026
hope this gets an English translation, looks right up my alley
store.steampowered.com
The Death Game Report on Steam
Identify how every participant in the death game died, and submit your report.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 03/09/2026
my brain won't stop repeating the words "Super Robot Hot Dog Basketball" so I guess I need to call my next game that
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 02/09/2026
I've permanently dropped the price of the official Luck be a Landlord sticker sheets from $11.99 to $9.99!
trampolinetales.bigcartel.com
Sticker Sheet
The official Luck be a Landlord sticker sheet printed by Pretty Good Printing. Available while supplies last. Dimensions: Sticker sheet - 7 inches by 10 inches Symbol stickers - 2 inches by 2 inches L...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 30/08/2026
Just 24 hours left!
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 29/08/2026
I'm an actual man telling you about a slot machine game you can play on your phone for fake money.
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Luck be a Landlord - v1.0 Release Date Trailer
YouTube video by TrampolineTales
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 29/08/2026
First screenshot of Codename: Stuff (the working title for my next game). #screenshotsaturday
A 3x3 grid of things but the third column is blank. The first column's things are 53, Knitting, and Buddha Jumps Over the Wall. The second column's things are Tamanoumi Masahiro, Edwin Hubble, and Platinum.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 27/08/2026
Both the physical and digital editions of Luck be a Landlord for Nintendo Switch are 50% off! Physical: www.fangamer.com/collections/... Digital: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 27/08/2026
Internal patch notes for my next game. This change actually makes the game easier, if you can believe it.
A cropped screenshot of a discord message from TrampolineTales at 12:53 PM. It reads: "swapped the Greek boys for Martin Luther, Thomas Aquinas, John the Scot, and Thomas More"
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Luck be a Landlord (Switch) is $17 at Fangamer buff.ly/b7tswF9
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 25/08/2026
We're giving you The Witcher 3 DLC for free! ..........also we're increasing the base price of the game by $10, but don't tell anyone that part 🤫
A cropped screenshot of The WItcher 3: Wild Hunt's Steam page. The price has increased from $39.99 to $49.99.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 24/08/2026
The fact that Assassin's Creed Odyssey had an increase in sales 8 years after its release because of the Christopher Nolan movie is very funny to me.
A SteamDB chart of Assassin's Creed Odyssey. There is a pretty significant increase of players in late July of 2026.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 24/08/2026
All of my games are on sale this week! Go get 'em! 🎰 Luck be a Landlord (20% off) s.team/a/1404850 🐭 Maze Mice (50% off) s.team/a/3385370 🔢 What's the Password? (20% off) s.team/a/4095490
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Drew Scanlon @drewscanlon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The thing about working in a no-AI studio (@deadbodygames.bsky.social) is that it's literally the easiest thing in the world to not use AI. It's the default option. All you have to do is keep doing things the exact same way you did two years ago and not stick your head in the Brain Fryer 3000
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 22/08/2026
I use a save backup system similar to the one in this post. Bug reports of lost save data decreased quite a bit once I implemented it. Great advice! Will definitely be utilizing set_use_file_access_save_and_swap going forward, too.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 22/08/2026
the word "thing" is going to haunt my nightmares #screenshotsaturday
a cropped screenshot of a list of completed bug fixes for my unannounced game, they are:
combined thing dragging not working
thing field doesn't start at bottom of status bar
combined thing scrolling thresholds are off
selected thing becomes null if button after zooming combined thing bar
combined thing buttons don't reset properly after shake
combining combined thing buttons appends instead of inserting
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alhexadecimal.bsky.social @alhexadecimal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
sick video game
maze mice screenshot showcasing humphrey in the middle of the board surrounded by 45 rotating beams of light defeating enemies almost instantly
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 18/08/2026
I would simply not enter Arkham City.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 18/08/2026
shoutouts to @gamedle.wtf for featuring...well...I guess I shouldn't spoil it...
gamedle.wtf
Gamedle (keywords)
Guess the video game. New video game cover everyday.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Fanatical Flash Deals (Aug 17th) buff.ly/FQjmb41 #ad -Mortal Kombat 1: Definitive Edition - $18.89 -Borderlands 4 Super Deluxe Edition - $54.59 -Luck be a Landlord - $3.99
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 17/08/2026
@tealrabbitknits.bsky.social's been playing an early build of my next game and they were all like "okay, I'm gonna stop playing now" multiple times and then they kept playing. So that's a good sign! 😎
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Draknek & Friends @draknek.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
We're excited to announce that applications are open for the Draknek New Voices Puzzle Grant 2026 🎉 The grant will award $15,000 to five thinky puzzle game developers from all over the world, and a year's mentorship with genre veterans. Deadline: September 27th More info 👇
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 13/08/2026
Anil DLC coming soon.
store.steampowered.com
What's the Password? on Steam
"What's the Password?" is a minimalistic puzzle game where you decode 4-digit passwords. Featuring over 100 puzzles!
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