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Dan DiIorio

@trampolinetales.com
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I have ADHD and make video games like Luck be a Landlord! Upcoming release: Category Connections He/They. Black Lives Matter. Free Palestine. The 3rd letter of my last name is a capital "i" not a lowercase "L." TrampolineTales.com

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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 03/10/2026
Category Connections is a chill puzzle game where you sort 3,000 things into 100 categories. No timers, no stress, just a big grid of things for you to organize. Perfect for a rainy afternoon. Coming to Steam and Mobile in 2027. Wishlist now! CategoryConnections.com #screenshotsaturday
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 02/10/2026
Laragh: "Make a dressie with me!" Me: "Okay!" Laragh: Laragh: "I should not have facilitated this." @tealrabbitknits.bsky.social
The front of an orange dress with a green smiley face.The right side of an orange dress with a green smiley face. The smiley face is purposefully floating in front of the dress.The back of an orange dress. There is the text "COOL DRES" [sic] written on the butt.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 30/09/2026
📢 NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Category Connections is a chill puzzle game where you sort 3,000 things into 100 categories. No timers, no stress, just a big grid of things for you to organize. Perfect for a rainy afternoon. Coming to Steam and Mobile in 2027. Wishlist now! CategoryConnections.com
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 26/09/2026
Planning to officially announce my next game by the end of the month! Stay tuned! #screenshotsaturday
A screenshot of a grid of purple rectangles with various strings of text in them. Some rectangles are missing and a gray drawing is peeking out. There are orange UI buttons at the top and bottom of the screen. Some rectangles are black with no text in them. The string "2" has been searched for and the rectangle with the text "2♣" has been highlighted yellow.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 23/09/2026
Luck be a Landlord is 60% off on the PlayStation Store! 🎰 store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 20/09/2026
another one for the collection! www.theverge.com/tech/997322/...
a cropped screenshot of an article with the text "Correction September 20th: We’ve corrected the spelling of Dan DiIorio’s last name."
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 19/09/2026
New game announcement very soon! #screenshotsaturday
A screenshot of a grid of purple rectangles with various strings of text in them. Some rectangles are missing from the grid and art of a pink dinosaur's head is peeking out. There are orange UI buttons at the top and bottom of the screen. There is an orange rectangle at the top-right of the screen with the text 8/3,000 (0.3%).

The text strings in each rectangle are Hotel, Galápagos, Mount Everest, Ice Pop, Hexagon, Closed Game, Kung Pao Chicken, Firefighter, Heptagon, Car, Monarch, AC/DC, Edward Tingatinga, Common Jezebel, Sicilian Defense, Zoloft, and Kisenosato Yutaka.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 14/09/2026
TrampolineTales is shutting down...
The Luck be a Landlord slots with comic sans text in front of them. It reads:

TrampolineTales is shutting down...

...the computer to save some electricity!

(New game announcement soon, sorry, lol)
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 13/09/2026
People have screwed up my name a lot. This was definitely the worst, though.
A cropped picture of a visitor's pass dated 09/12/2014. The name listed on it is "QANIEL QJIORIO." For reference, my name is "DANIEL DIIORIO." There's also "06 North" on it but I don't remember what that refers to.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 06/09/2026
Lefty's conked out.
Lefty the rabbit, taking her daily afternoon nap.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 05/09/2026
Remember that indie game from 2010 that was $10? It was actually $15.
A screenshot of an inflation calculator website showing that $10 in 2010 is worth $15.31 today.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 02/09/2026
spidermanpointmeme.gif
Replies to this post, 2 seconds apart from myself and Jerry Chen. They read:

"I heard a title screen chiptune in my head after seeing this"
and
"hearing the 8 bit theme song in my mind rn"
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 29/08/2026
First screenshot of Codename: Stuff (the working title for my next game). #screenshotsaturday
A 3x3 grid of things but the third column is blank. The first column's things are 53, Knitting, and Buddha Jumps Over the Wall. The second column's things are Tamanoumi Masahiro, Edwin Hubble, and Platinum.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 27/08/2026
Both the physical and digital editions of Luck be a Landlord for Nintendo Switch are 50% off! Physical: www.fangamer.com/collections/... Digital: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 27/08/2026
Internal patch notes for my next game. This change actually makes the game easier, if you can believe it.
A cropped screenshot of a discord message from TrampolineTales at 12:53 PM. It reads: "swapped the Greek boys for Martin Luther, Thomas Aquinas, John the Scot, and Thomas More"
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 25/08/2026
We're giving you The Witcher 3 DLC for free! ..........also we're increasing the base price of the game by $10, but don't tell anyone that part 🤫
A cropped screenshot of The WItcher 3: Wild Hunt's Steam page. The price has increased from $39.99 to $49.99.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 24/08/2026
The fact that Assassin's Creed Odyssey had an increase in sales 8 years after its release because of the Christopher Nolan movie is very funny to me.
A SteamDB chart of Assassin's Creed Odyssey. There is a pretty significant increase of players in late July of 2026.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 22/08/2026
the word "thing" is going to haunt my nightmares #screenshotsaturday
a cropped screenshot of a list of completed bug fixes for my unannounced game, they are:
combined thing dragging not working
thing field doesn't start at bottom of status bar
combined thing scrolling thresholds are off
selected thing becomes null if button after zooming combined thing bar
combined thing buttons don't reset properly after shake
combining combined thing buttons appends instead of inserting
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 18/08/2026
lol
a screenshot of a YouTube comment on the video "Luck be a Landlord - Steam Early Access Release Date Trailer." It is by @weeb_trzh8715 and reads "this fucking game ruin my gamedle streak"
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 18/08/2026
A screenshot of the daily gamedle, the keywords for the game are WITCH, CHERRY, CULTISTS, and GUILLOTINE.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 14/08/2026
64 GB LCD is out of stock for me but now I'm seeing 512 GB LCD back in stock
A screenshot of Steam Deck 512 GB LCD - Valve Certified Refurbished for $359.00 in stock.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 12/08/2026
Luck be a Landlord is 50% off on the PlayStation Store! 🎰 store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 10/08/2026
That's new. Knowing if someone followed me from a starter pack is a nice feature and I'm genuinely glad @bsky.app added it... ...Is it april fool's day?
A cropped screenshot with a username censored. It reads: "[REDACTED] followed you via starter pack Zero Gen AI game devs."
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 09/08/2026
Shoutouts to this dude who only ever leaves Steam reviews as haiku.
A screenshot of a positive Steam review for Maze Mice. It reads:
Tiny paws explore
Every maze rewards quick minds
Cheese crowns the brave few
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 08/08/2026
trust me when I say my task list for my next game is not just me being lazy with terms, it'll all make sense soon... #screenshotsaturday
a cropped screenshot of a list of completed tasks for my unannounced game, they are:
thing text can overlap with other thing text [bug]
thing hovering [feature]
things don't realign on resolution change [bug]
thing data saving [feature]
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 03/08/2026
I'm gonna have to get real creative if I wanna continue the trend of my games being in alphabetical order when sorted by release date. Unfortunately, Xylophone Hero didn't make it past the prototyping stage...
The box arts for Luck be a Landlord, Maze Mice, and What's the Password?. They are in alphabetical order from left to right.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 01/08/2026
This run was bananas! #screenshotsaturday
A victorious run of Luck be a Landlord on floor 20. There are 18 Banana Peel symbols in my inventory.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 29/07/2026
Glad you liked Maze Mice enough to play it for 141 hours and leave a negative review! I'll get right on adding *checks notes* a hundred more mazes to the game so you'll leave a positive review.
A negative Steam review for Maze Mice with 141 hours played. It reads:

I love this as a base to a game. It's very satisfying with it's gameplay loops, and a PERFECT way to get a quick steamdeck sess in before before bed. However I'm going to hit dislike becuase the devs clearly did not know what they had here and in my opinion left the game unfinished despite being decently polished. I'll upvote if ANY new content comes up ever.

I would pay twice the cost of the base game for DLC if it did the following:

Balanced items, make the more niche ones far better for what they are tuned for (or rework)
Add more synergy to items
add a way to gain points to block items from coming up (maybe at the cost of wasting a level)
add some more enemy types or even just behaviors for diff colored cats/ghosts
add counters for how many times each mouse won a game
add some kind of bonus to the mice for the item they start with, and even a negative in theme
make a late-game char that also starts with nothing like the first but has a heavy handicap with a fun bonus

I could easily go on, but this is a start to actually making this a GAME. A hundred more levels, a few levels with a tunnel from top to bottom instead of just left to right, maps with no tunnels, maps with a lot of full tunnels. Traps within the maps that come up fairly against the player, so much could be added. Surely one person with the knowledge of making this game could pump out some content and make you more money.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 24/07/2026
We commissioned paintings of our rabbit Lefty and her brick from Nancy Lane (www.instagram.com/nancy.lane.s...) and Abigail Emmert (www.instagram.com/abigailemmer...). Both turned out amazing!
A realistic painting of Lefty the rabbit and her favorite brick by Nancy Lane.A cartoonish painting of Lefty the rabbit and her favorite brick by Abigail Emmert.A photograph of Lefty the rabbit, taking a nap while cuddling her favorite brick.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 23/07/2026
Popular user-defined tags for this product:
Cleaning Relaxing Cozy Casual Simulation Cute
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 20/07/2026
We're all eagerly awaiting the Sheep Fest.
A list of the 2027 Steam festivals. One of them is Sheep Fest.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 18/07/2026
I was looking at how different countries handle cash rounding for things like pennies not being minted anymore, and Vietnam's got us beat again.
An excerpt from Wikipedia's page on cash rounding that reads:
"United States - As of November 2025, pennies are no longer produced for circulation, but still circulate and remain legal tender. There is no federal policy on rounding, and several states and cities require exact change to be given. Businesses low on pennies may require payment in exact change, or round when pennies are unavailable, either to the nearest 5 cents or in the customer's favor. From late 2025 to January 2026, many terminals did not accept pennies, causing a nationwide shortage. As of July 2026, 20 states have enacted legislation permitting businesses to round cash transactions when pennies are unavailable; Arizona is the only state with mandatory cash rounding when pennies are unavailable."
"Vanuatu	- 2011 onwards - 1 and 2 vatu coins (and other coins in the old coinage series) are still legal tender."
"Vietnam - 500 dong notes are uncommon but sometimes used. Prices are usually rounded to 1,000 dong, with small candies or pieces of chewing gum given as compensation for rounding up."
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 17/07/2026
Ecce Homo
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 15/07/2026
If you played the Roblox rip off of my game, What's the Password?, consider picking up the real thing. It's 20% off on Steam right now and also available on mobile!
A screenshot of Guess The Password's page on Roblox.A screenshot of Guess The Password's title screen on Roblox.A screenshot of Guess The Password on Roblox. The UI is almost identical to the one I made for What's the Password?.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 13/07/2026
It's Nonbinary Awareness Week! I'm agender! I'm taking part in the #NonbinaryCodedGames event on Steam! It's illegal to not buy my games this week! You'll go to jail! Hurry! store.steampowered.com/curator/4610...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 13/07/2026
this run rocks
A victorious run of Luck be a Landlord on floor 20. There are many gem symbols with multipliers.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 09/07/2026
If you played the rip off version of my game that @cookierunkingdom.bsky.social made, consider picking up Luck be a Landlord on your phone. It's actually fun, respects your time, and doesn't have microtransactions!
A screenshot of Cookie Run Kingdom's minigame that looks a lot like Luck be a Landlord.A screenshot of Luck be a Landlord.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 06/07/2026
Was trying to figure out why my old LoL Math videos started getting views again. That explains it.
A screenshot of a YouTube video. The title is "Things You Forgot Existed In League Classic." There's a person in front of one of my LoL Math videos about gold generating items in League of Legends.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 03/07/2026
Fixed it.
A cropped section of the Wikipedia article for Pocket Bowling. Athena is now correctly listed as the developer, instead of Jaleco.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 03/07/2026
I think they also might've made Pocket Bowling? Wikipedia says Jaleco is the developer but the JP box art has the Athena logo.
US box art for Pocket Bowling on the Game Boy Color.JP box art for Pocket Bowling on the Game Boy Color.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 01/07/2026
Luck be a Landlord is 50% off on the PlayStation Store! Surely nothing else is going on with Sony today and I can post this advertisement without any issue! 🎰 store.playstation.com/en-us/concep...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 27/06/2026
Clean run. Wish I had one less coin though. #screenshotsaturday
A victorious run of Luck be a Landlord on floor 20. I have 5,556 coins. There are 8 Diamond symbols and 2 Dame symbols.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 25/06/2026
Luck be a Landlord is 50% off on Steam and the Nintendo Switch eShop! Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1404850/... eShop: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 20/06/2026
You think I've got enough Omelettes? #screenshotsaturday
A victorious run of Luck be a Landlord on floor 20. There are 10 Omelette symbols with a 3x multiplier.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 18/06/2026
Lots of symbols and items.
A victorious run of Luck be a Landlord on floor 20. There are 40 symbols and 27 items in my inventory.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 17/06/2026
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):
Lefty the rabbit with her favorite brick lookin real stupid.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 12/06/2026
Not quite the origin, but an important piece of the puzzle.
The movie poster for Indie Game: The Movie.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 10/06/2026
I sold a trading card for a quarter on Steam and they were all like "whoa whoa whoa hold on mr. money launderer we gotta check this one out"
A cropped screenshot of my Steam wallet balance. There are 25 cents pending.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 07/06/2026
Awesome! Can't wait to try this out. You might want to update the supported languages on the Steam store page so more non-English speakers can find and enjoy the game.
The supported languages on the Steam page for Dogpile, only showing English.
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Dan DiIorio @trampolinetales.com · 06/06/2026
Lefty is 8 years old this month!
Lefty the rabbit and her favorite brick.
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