T’Pol @tpolnx01.bsky.social · 27/03/20253 DAYS. Trip was on the Xyrillian ship for 3 days and managed to have a romantic encounter with an unknown species and become PREGNANT. He really needs to learn how to keep his fingers to himself. 380
Reposted by T’PolEnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 25/03/2025You—yes YOU—can command an NX-class starship with just one easy lesson! #startrek #startrekenterprise #damnitarcher 1103
T’Pol @tpolnx01.bsky.social · 20/03/2025The “situation” that we experienced in the cave last night could have been prevented if Captain Archer had followed my advice. 010
T’Pol @tpolnx01.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Captain Archer has decided we are going down to the planet of which we know nothing about. This is a bad idea. 260
T’Pol @tpolnx01.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Not only does Enterprise not have a chain of command, there are no protocols for discovering a Minshara class planet. Some members of the bridge crew don’t even know what Minshara means. 160
T’Pol @tpolnx01.bsky.social · 15/03/2025It is known that humans are illogical and emotional beings. It may also be possible that the crew and myself are in fact serving under a “madman”. 0140
T’Pol @tpolnx01.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I found Captain Archer in his Quarters… on all fours… looking for a “squeak”. I suppose I can see why he and Porthos have bonded. #startrek #tpol #captainarcher #enterprise #nx01 0160
T’Pol @tpolnx01.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Full documentation of our experiences aboard the Enterprise NX-01 can be found @enterprisesplain.bsky.social. This docuseries includes several “hot takes” according to the humans on the ship. #startrek #enterprise #nx01 #startrekenterprise #startrekpodcast 0113
Reposted by T’PolVulcan Science Directorate @vulcanscience.bsky.social · 07/03/2025The Vulcan Science Directorate has attempted to teach calculus to a tribble. We were unsuccessful. The tribble only multiplied. 25818
T’Pol @tpolnx01.bsky.social · 12/03/2025There was a malfunction with the audio on the ship. Lieutenant Commander @uajamie.bsky.social was educating the crew about the history of Diane Warren when this happened. The full incident is documented at youtu.be/OnQNdNSgiKc?... #startrek #tpol #faithoftheheart #enterprise #dianewarren 291
T’Pol @tpolnx01.bsky.social · 11/03/2025One thing my second foremother never divulged was how she found the perfect high heels to go with her stolen dress. I think about this often. 070
T’Pol @tpolnx01.bsky.social · 11/03/2025@hoshi-sato.bsky.social reported that Crewman Daniels was in the galley screaming about eggs and thyme. I sent him to sick bay for a psychiatric evaluation. 040
T’Pol @tpolnx01.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Captain Archer and Commander Tucker are obviously ignorant about Vulcan history. One of these days I’m really going to fuck with them… 270
T’Pol @tpolnx01.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I do not see the logic in having a canine on the ship. The smell is… offensive. Almost as offensive as humans. 6110
T’Pol @tpolnx01.bsky.social · 10/03/2025With enough discipline, anything is possible. Except time travel. 360
