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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14

@toydrgn.bsky.social
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30+ | 🔞 adults only pls 🔞 minors dni 🔞 | 🎨 by me @kaye@cathode.church @toydrgn@rubber.social pronouns: they/their, he/his #nobridge #nobot

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Ty @tyab.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Diagram of a good girl
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 6h
Given that it is Locktober, allow me to express appreciation for the very specific combination of "locked-up critter wears a strap-on for date night"
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Renewed "Ren" Synergy (ECO-NAT 90d3) @theonlyren.bsky.social · 9h
Utilikin visor displaying a jack o’ lantern grin is this anything.
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 16h
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've made a "FluxFur" account though I don't plan to be active there unless Discord goes under, DM me if you want to establish contact there just in case
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Khloros (ミルフィ) @khloros.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aw hell nah they put Private Limpid Amber in the hit 2002 MMORPG by Gravity Interactive At least it's tanking
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Out of all the weird and not-very-functional experiments on the FuturNull account, I think that "Sniglets for our Times" has actually become one of my favourites over time. It does the "starts out normal and then goes far afield" thing in an unusual medium futur-null.itch.io/sniglets-for...
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Sniglets for the new Millenium by futur_null
Alonging, parsinomady, and orthogony are discussed in this long-lost narrative design talk from 1999
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recently, someone has commented on one of my more specific writing quirks, which is that I tend to add "yes yes" to the end of especially affirmative statements. I was curious, and it seems I've done it in ~20 Bsky posts, 200+ times on my three most active Discord servers, and in at least two games.
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would never recommend that anyone should read or even skim Atlas Shrugged, but some of the descriptions are so goddamn funny. "Her voice sounded like a rain of mayonnaise" Ayn what the hell does that *mean*
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I miss when the flavour text on Magic: The Gathering cards would just suddenly get incredibly real
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
POV: Selling my Christian Clothes at a Satan Parade
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lil utilikin update! I'm still not 1000% happy with the icons, and they're still not fully consistent, but this is better.
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Vylraz! @vulpethere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
today's hypnotist taxonomy tag yr location (I'm neutral on tool/pet,slight dip into silly but not too far)
four quadrant grid, the axes are silly vs serious and toolmaker vs pet collector
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching a Lindsay Ellis video for the first time in many years, and to be honest my first impression is "finally we have a bourgeois video essayist"
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
[thoughtfully stroking my chin] This is an interesting piece of erotica, but which group chats is it appropriate for?
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Nyat-a-cat @rubberrarity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
weird gay snake boy
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Oh, that's a great name for that character. I just thought of it while falling asleep, so I don't really want to get up and write it down. Surely I will remember it in the morning." -- Me, the world's greatest fool
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Final tally! That's Snektember, Snoctober and Snovember settled right there, plus the first week of Snekcember. 🐍 Snake drone has been locked in until 2026-12-07 at midday UTC.
formlock chart
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tfw a local business has a logo that amusingly resembles a dick-and-balls, but you can't share a photo without doxxing yourself (or at least your city) 😔
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Larru @larrularru.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hazards of Netrunning - comm for www.furaffinity.net/user/riptidesha…
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Ty @tyab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@toydrgn.bsky.social is a good null toy. Handle it, squishy it, use it :3
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🍉🔞🏳️‍🌈Lucid {Deus} @deussb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Camera masks………
Thank you snickers for the idea
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Ziggy @ziggyvb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saw the drones made by @matsukura.bsky.social and immediately decided I needed one for myself, and to pair them with a friend. 🎨: @yarney.bsky.social
Two identical drones with null bulges. One wears a tool rig.
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Firssst tally on the formlock! If I did this correctly, we've already blown well passst Snektember and Snektober, and we're getting started on Snekvember. 🐍 If it ends up going past my birthday, perhaps I should treat myself to an appropriate 🎨...
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A victory for the human spirit: The stupid mandatory IT security training thing at $work has not been updated since 2019 and is therefore free of AI-generated content
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
aaaAAA Yeah that's a +7 days right there aaAAaaaa 🐍🐍🐍🐍😶💦
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Nyat-a-cat @rubberrarity.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
wait a sec something jussst happened I think..?
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Let's do this *properly!* As penance for missing the start of #snektember, I'm going to do a formlock drive. ❤️/🔄: +6 Hours Comment/QRT: +12 Hours Specifically teasing comments: +1 Day 🎨: +7 Days Ends Monday @ 6 AM, UTC. Regardless of total time, the formlock will last at least until October 1st.
A mouthless and apparently genderless rubber snake. Its body is black, though its front, hood, and eyes are green. It also has three green stripes on each of its upper arms. It has white hair in a punk-styled undercut and two short metallic horns.A close up on the same rubber snake. You can see the detail more clearly here - the dazed expression, the complete lack of a mouth - and, excitingly, some teasing text that scrolls by in its hood. Among other things, it describes it as a good toy and a good drone, a pet, and so on.
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wonder if I should have a character that has boobs. Get some variety of shape in there.
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also which of these sneks, the ouroboros or the no-mouf drone (If you have a snek character to donate that takes priority of course 🐍)
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I missed the first week, do I still do Snaketember
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Nwehehe
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I missed the first week, do I still do Snaketember
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's always funny to do these as a non-native speaker - there's no reason I should sound like any specific American dialect. Apparently, that translates to Massachusetts.
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here's a famous line from Disco Elysium: "Capital has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself." I think it's interesting that ZA/UM was *not* an example of this. The studio was attacked, dismembered and hollowed out by capital in 2022. Instead of being recuperated, it was killed.
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Jintally!! 💜 @jintally.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ah, the daily life of a drone…
A deer drone is running their usual errands for the day. They carry groceries down the street, dust and clean a nice living room, and serve drinks to their mistress! By the end, though, they find themselves on the floor, basking in the afterglow of a drone’s true purpose as a friend takes a video of their twitching, cum-covered body…

Dialogue:
“This one is drone A-181! It has much to do today! Like shopping…
“Cleaning…
“…and whatever else Mistress asks!”
“Being a drone… really comes with so many experiences…!!”
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Starting my new job as a big dumb lizard henchman tomorrow. Any self-respecting evil overlord has to have one of those, and you have to keep giving him assignments even though he keeps bungling them in a comedic manner
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
But is a hydra one person with multiple heads, or is it multiple people sharing one body from the neck down
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
But why, though
opponent running a Wooded Foothills in a deck that cannot play Mountains or Forests
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ugin, the Ineffable. Smaug, the Impenetrable. And now Balefang, the Un(s)layable. The names of some Magic cards suggest to me that they don't know their fanbase
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Patashu @patashu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Impossible" (source: x.com/deeoxie/stat... )
Impossible
I don't think I will ever be happy with my identity or body. It's impossible.
Aww, don't worry! One day you'll be able to transition and have a community supporting your back! I will always be here for you, no matter what you turn into! . o O (imagining a trans girl saying 'I'm finally me!')
... I don't think you understand... . o O (imagining a macro dragon robot kaiju firing eye lasers and saying 'Haha! Yes... Yes...!)
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Mia @transpikachu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
GNU Tim Curry
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Setting up a new smartphone is always scary, because it takes 20-30 minutes to disable the most dystopian features and set up Firefox with uBlock Origin. For a short while, I have to endure the Normal Computing Experience that the general public gets, and it's unbearably horrible
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Falsehoods Programmers Believe about Names, specifically the subset that causes me personally headaches at work (1) Wallet names are relatively unique (2) Wallet names don't change that often (3) Wallet names can generally be expressed in ASCII
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I award myself a little gold star every time I just block the source of bad takes instead of engaging in Discourse ⭐
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sudden intense desire for a custom "NO AI" or "CERTIFIED AI-FREE" stamp and an ink pad to go with it. So I can start stamping and certifying things
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
(1) "I wonder why this cable is in such a weird place. Let's move it over here." (2) [trip over cable 17 times] (3) "Oh, I get it now. Better move it back." (4) [wait 6-8 weeks, then repeat]
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Kaye 🐍😶 | 🔒 2026-12-14 @toydrgn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I really should get myself done up as a 🦎 at some point
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