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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My main takeaway from reading this is that the game D&D originally was in the 70s was closer in feel to The Binding of Isaac than to any modern JRPG/WRPG.
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reading Gary Gygax’s first draft of OD&D, and instead of NPC he uses the absolutely beautiful phrase “Non-real men”. Can’t stop thinking about the alternate world where that was the term that caught on.
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I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 25/09/2026
Steela Hells sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Parsitalsitical posts: "Architecture > music > written word. get a grip."

eaq11989 responds with "Architecture = music, actually. They compliment each other exactly."

Parsitalsitical then says: "Work on your whole-view-of-earth."

the twitter thread cuts off to where eaq11989 responds with: "I understand Space and Time more than you."
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sheba has fallen, billions must die
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Retweet if you're eating 2 Wet Eggs at the gas station
Two wet hard boiled eggs in a plastic pouch in front of a gas pump
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
JRR Tolkien
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"The certainty that everything has already been written annuls us, or renders us phantasmal. I know districts in which the young people prostrate themselves before books and like savages kiss their pages, though they cannot read a letter...
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is just real now with DLSS5
Left: Bart Simpsons with text "RTX OFF". Right: Disturbingly realistic Bart Simpson with text "RTX ON"
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How it feels to go through four different enterprise software suites just to fill out an online form for local govt
Sign in car window: "How Long Am I To Be An Involuntary Test Subject For Cruel Technologies?"
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A lot of gamers’ revealed game design preference is Progress Quest With Slot Machine Characteristics.
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tobi💫 @tobikumori.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
TV manufacturers really never stop innovating new ways to make their products worse. The fuck do you mean my TV now has built-in food delivery software?
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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 18/08/2026
commemorating one year of barley sleeping in a wooden bowl
barley one year agobarley today
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 17/08/2026
Imagine doing this to yourself
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
(Spent $100 on blu-rays today voice) wow HBO Max is $18 a month now? What a ripoff.
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Liberal Currents @liberalcurrents.com · 14/08/2026
"Living through a global resurgence of fascism, the greatest difficulty has proved to be not arguing against it, but convincing non-fascists that fascism’s adherents really mean it. That they believe what they are telling us they believe—and they will act accordingly."
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Fascists Really Believe It
Millions could die because of ideas intellectually and morally equivalent to the ‘lizard people’ conspiracy theory.
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Rare Wikipedia sighting
Wikipedia page, reads: Solar eclipse of August 12, 2026. A total solar eclipse is currently underway at the Moon’s descending node of orbit on Wednesday, August 12, 2026
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yesterday (2019) but for the universe where ketchup doesn't exist
Text: *KETCHUP DOES NOT EXIST* What are you having with these????
Photo of french fries
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
r/secretdinner 13h ago GourmetGirly ONE FOR THE ROAD! Succulent NY strip, haricots verts & whipped potatoes hidden in the gap beside my seat for entire carpool 😋
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 31/10/2024
Joker All Vouice Lines
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Odyssey (2026): Achaeans will plunder your city and then 3000 years later make a movie about how sad plundering your city made them.
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Miles Games (Moxxie) @milesgames.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pong the Movie
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
From: Allegro non Troppo (1976), dir. Bruno Bozzetto, Bruno Bozzetto Film
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Odysseus, sailing up to the Land of the Laestrygonians: Ok so the Land of the Lotus-Eaters and the Land of the Cylopes were busts but there's GOTTA be some men who live on bread here
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think about this gif at least once a month ("Walk cycle for the main character")
xcancel.com
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Green beens
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ok I already thought the armor designs for Nolan's Odyssey looked dumb but after getting to the description of Agamemnon's armor in the Iliad it's like, what the fuck dude. How could you read those words and not want to see any of it visualized? Where are the SNAKES???
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s crazy how fast Twitter corrupts your soul. I unblocked it just to check on the Deltarune discourse and I could only take like 40 minutes before I had to shut it out again.
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Finished Deltarune Chapter 5 after playing for like 8 hours straight. Unfortunately… it wasn’t nearly as good as any of the previous chapters 😔 Backloggd review: backloggd.com/u/uuf00jkli/...
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Tuned into the History Channel from my hotel room and they’re playing Church(?) (on Tuesday) followed by “The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch”. This has to be a measurable part of The American Problem.
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Essem @essem.space · 16/06/2026
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Easy to forget how good water is
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
All the images on Wikimedia Commans that were created by animals commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Categor...
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Category:PD-animal - Wikimedia Commons
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Nearly humiliated myself at the HPB today by confusing Kundun with The Last Emperor Fortunately I don't think the dude at the checkout noticed
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I love living in a place with wild turkeys. Just be going about my day and then boom, herd of small dinosaurs.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ever wonder how GOONING became so popular? It maybhave tobdobwith DOOMACROLLING ! they have been training you … read more !
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riri @nekotorine.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
dancers7
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
You can't really trust anyone who admits they're a programmer anymore.
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Ezra Klein: The Batman Is Practicing Politics The Right Way
Page from “The Riddler: Year One” featuring an in-universe column by real journalist Ezra Klein
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山編十列 @yamahenjuretsu.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
ライアーダンサー
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is fucking bullshit
Search page on the Loathsome Characters Wiki. Search text: “Dung eater”. Search response: There were no results matching this query.
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GC is Doing Whatever @gcvazquez.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
miso tastes sooooo good
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Reading the letters of JRR Tolkien Dude started writing the lord of the rings months after the Hobbit released in 1937, and then every time it comes up again he’s like “I’ll have it finished within the year!” For the next 18 years. GRRM’s got nothing on him lol
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Joy-Con 2 Strap Insights Quiz 1 @towoxiv.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
What’s your full name? What’s your full name? What’s my full name? What’s my full name?
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mimill💖🛸 @mimillmon.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Freak and young
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