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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope someone loves you on purpose today. Sara Skeletor, who definitely has someone who loves him on purpose.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man reads in a cosy armchair surrounded by books. "I've read so much." Panel 2: He looks wistful. "But lived so little." Panel 3: He throws open the curtains excitedly. "I bet a world of wonders awaits me outside!" Panel 4: Outside is total chaos – atomic cloud, buildings on fire, UFOs in the sky, lightning, people fleeing. He stares blankly.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nailed it
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No, sorry
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sweet calves
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting around, facing away from each other. Stealthily, Green turns around to look at Blue, who is oblivious to being watched.

Sneakily Green stretches himself out, landing a kiss on the back of Blue's head. Blue is mildly startled. As he turns around to look at Green, Green has already turned back the way he had been, acting oblivious.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't be afraid to be afraid. To fear is human, to overcome it is true courage. Says Skeletor remembering some of his most badass moments started with fear.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/10/2026
Juice xkcd.com/3308/
4-panel comic. (1) [Two people, one with a ponytail, sitting and typing at terminals opposite each other. A sign on the wall reads “Juice Mission Control,” with JUICE in huge letters.] PERSON 1: Jupiter Icy Moons Exploder checkin is complete. All systems nominal. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail. [People turn to look at each other.] PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: Jupiter Icy Moons *Explorer*. (3) [Person 1 turns back to his terminal.] (4) PERON 1: Control, everything is fine, but I need to schedule an urgent spacecraft update. [Person 2 facepalms] PERSON 2: Oh no.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Better idea
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Injured
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You are what you settle for. Says Skeletor who settles for nothing less than imperfection.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/10/2026
Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/
Comic: Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart. [Long line of rectangles of different widths in shades of gray. From top to bottom: radio (shouting), TV test patterns, 1G cellular, radio (music), radio (static), reserved for zeppelin navigation, TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 with 2G cellular in between, interference, WKRP in Cincinnati, spaceship beeps, all other TV, car dealership ads, numbers stations, weather balloons, amateur radio, HAM radio, “weather balloons”, *Choosing Texas* 24/7, [extra large rectangle] boat captains say they need this for something and we don’t ask what because they’re scary, the secret radio waves that make planes stay up, defunct satellite phone company, radioastronomy, radioastrology, [extra small rectangle] all modern wireless infrastructure, death rays, LoFi hip hop beats to relax/study to, security guard walkie talkies, amateur military satellites, left open in case aliens try to call, one brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull.]
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David Revoy @davidrevoy.com · 07/10/2026
Malicious Compliance Bonus speedpaint: www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFanta... #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater
Panel 1. The headmaster bursts through Cepper's door, slamming it, furious. We see Cepper in the foreground, sitting at her desk, bored, not reacting.  
> Headmaster: "Cepper! I've heard you're refusing to use your Avian Intelligence!"  
> Headmaster: "As a scholar of this university, you must! Your pay depends on it." Panel 2. A closer shot of the headmaster as he continues his tirade, gesturing dramatically but reading the scroll of a Avian Intelligence Parrot with a little hat and a beard with on it "HR".  
> Headmaster: "We also need your Grimoire of Shadows and Fire by the end of the month!"  
> Headmaster: "So, use your AI! This is non-negotiable, our investors require it!"Panel 3. Cepper turns in her chair to face the headmaster, revealing the AI Parrot on her desk. She offers a large grimoire to the headmaster (the book remains off-screen).  
> Cepper: "Calm down... I *am* using it, and it's already done."  
> Cepper: "The investors wanted high-volume output, right?"Panel 4. The headmaster is now holding the book, and the audience can see the cover. The cover features Cepper's face with a dramatic, clickbait-style background. The title is in bold: "Shadows and Fire: 100 Tips (Number 72 is a Game Changer!)". There is a big arrow pointing to a fire with the word "HOW?!" in giant letters and also "WHAT'S NEXT?!". The headmaster is surprised. Cepper She has a dark, malicious smile.  
> Cepper: "I've given them exactly that! 500 pages!"  
> Cepper: "Enjoy the slop!"  
> Headmaster: "?!"
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TOPO Revue @toporevue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Courage à toutes et à tous ❤️ La planche de la semaine par @unpied.bsky.social. Retrouvez le sujet "Cozy games" dans la chronique "Jamais trop d'art" du numéro 58, toujours dispo en librairie et sur notre site : www.toporevue.fr/produit/topo...
Deux personnes discutent, l'une d'entre elle joue sur une console. 
La première dit "Tu fais quoi ?"
L'autre répond "Je me détends sur un nouveau jeu hyper satisfaisant""Tu incarnes un CRS ultra-équipé qui passe son temps à frapper et tirer sur des lycéens sans défense qui manifestent pour leurs droits", l'autre répond "Ah ouais, bon esprit...""Ça s'appelle comment ?" 
"Mmmh..""Démocratie libérale"
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The brave knights on the magnetic fields
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Security
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Compaints
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A comic of three colourful foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green, and the third one is little blue, big blue's little brother. In this one, the shading is slightly sharper and brighter than in normal reality, as Blue, Green, and Blue's brother are playing a videogame.
Green: Just to warn you too, I have never played a videogame in my life.
Baby Blue: Yeah, I know.

Both Blue and his brother freeze in horror as Green turns around to look at a cute little purple potato on the ground. The potato has eyes, and is looking right back at Green. A health bar has appeared above Green, and another one beneath the little potato. The potato's health bar is significantly larger than Green's.
Green: A "healthbar" means it's aggressive, right?

Blue and his brother watch in horror as Green runs off.
Blue: Stop running into more of them!
Green: I'm trying to run away!

Blue and his brother watch in mild disappointment as something unseen but clearly unsavoury happens to Green outside of the panel's view. A text appears above them, saying "<Green_Fox has died of making bad choices>"
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Tousoxeu @tousoxeu.org · 06/10/2026
Exact, j'étais passé à côté de "aussi", désolé. Quant à la faisabilité, je ne suis pas un expert, mais il me semble que le Smic a été créé en interdisant d'indexer les salaires sur celui-ci (ce qui entraîne un nivellement par le bas salaire à terme).
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Tousoxeu @tousoxeu.org · 06/10/2026
Et pourquoi pas les deux ? (un cadre B début de carrière perçoit une prime de rattrapage du smic pendant les 3 premiers échelons)
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yep
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's why
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 05/10/2026
Accelerator Energies xkcd.com/3306/
Comic. [Chart with track length on x axis: 10cm, 1m, 10m, 100m, 1km, 10km, 100km; collision energy on y axis: 1eV, 1keV, 1MeV, 1GeV, 1TeV, 1PeV, 10^18eV, 10^21eV, 10^24eV, 10^27eV. Scatterplot increases in a mostly linear shape with points for first cyclotrons, ADA, cosmotron, bevatron, BEPC-II, J-PARC, CEBAF, RHIC, tevatron, large Hadron Collider. An outlier near the top of the chart is Daytona Speedway.]
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is walking around and encounters an unexpected persimmon on the floor. As he goes on, he passes a larger pile of the fruit, and then arrives at a persimmon pile that's twice the size of a fox. On the centre of it is Green, serenely basking in the presence of ripe persimmon with his eyes closed.
Blue: It's persimmon season?
Green: It's persimmon season.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bad boy
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dominate
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rattlesnakes
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Slutty Witch walks through a supermarket on her phone, her black cat Lord Nibbles at her feet. The vampire remarks, "Looks like everyone's a witch nowadays." Lord Nibbles jumps in his shopping cart. Panel 2: The vampire pushes the shopping cart with the cat inside and says to the witch "You should be glad. Witches are cool now." Panel 3: The vampire happily says, "Just like sucking people off is cool now, too!" Panel 4: Lord Nibbles in the cart looks mortified. "You've GOT to stop calling it that."
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make it exist first. You can make it good later. Says Skeletor thinking this octopus staff needs some more work.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's not what we have in life, but who we have in life that matters. Says Skeletor thankful for the people he loves and the people that love him. Mostly the same people.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whatever it is youre seeking won't come in the form you're expecting. Says Skeletor always surprised by how correct it is that you don’t ways get what you want, you get what you need.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If not us, then who? If not now, then when? Says Skeletor getting real tired of the bystander syndrome. Get off your asses and help each other.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ships don't sink because of the water around them. Ships sink because of the water that gets in them. Says Skeletor hoping you keep the water out and keep sailing.
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a few WIPs at various stages i got going on atm
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/10/2026
Ground Effect xkcd.com/3305/
Comic. [Two people flailing high in the air. Three people on the ground running ahead of them. Arrows and a dotted line indicate that this second group is within roughly one body length of the surface.] [caption] The “ground effect” explains why sprinters can run most efficiently if they stay within roughly one body length of the surface.
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Going to bed
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brokeback Mountain 2
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Two cowboys face off in a desert town. One says, "This town ain't big enough for the both of us." Panel 2: The other cowboy considers this. "Are you saying we should..." Panel 3: He looks hopeful. "...move?" Panel 4: Both cowboys ride off together on a horse-drawn wagon loaded with moving boxes, smiling.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No one has ever become poor from giving. Says Skeletor reminding you extra literal people that poor and rich and even giving don’t necessarily mean the monetary or physical senses of those words. Know what I mean?
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Marc Dubuisson @unpied.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dessin de 2016 (bis)
Bd. Manuel Valls parle à un autre personnage.
Il dit : Je ne comprends pas, tout le monde se plaint de notre politique. Ça me fend le cœur!
L'autre lui répond: il faudrait peut-être changer tes méthodes Manuel. N'oublie pas, la carotte et le bâton. La politique du bâton se révélant infructueuse, tu devrais essayer la carotte pour une fois ! 
Manuel Valls dit : Ah oui pas bête!
Dernière case : des CRS lancent des carottes sur des gensqui disent "aïeuuuh"
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Marc Dubuisson @unpied.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dessin de 2016.
Bd. Un politique est interviewé. Il dit : le phénomène du djihadisme nous a montré qu'une partie de notre jeunesse est désœuvrée. Nous devons redonner un sens à leur avenir et faire tout ce qui est en notre pouvoir pour les éloigner de la tentation de la violence et des extrêmes.
Dernière case : des CRS tapent sur des étudiants avec une pancarte "on veut de l'espoir"
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy pumpkin season! (art from 2014)
a black and white scratchboard drawing. Alternative poster for "It's the great pumpkin, Charlie brown"
It depicts a vast pumpkin patch in which Linus is standing holding a sign. He is looking up at the full moon. In front of the full moon we can see Snoopy in his aviator costume on his doghouse. 
All the way in the distance, there is a house and we can see three children in halloween costumes coming out the door.
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Bruno Bellamy @brunobellamy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Spectre n°11 : report du trait à la table lumineuse sur le papier #aquarelle. Ce sera la #bellaminette du mois pour les tipeuses et tipeurs de septembre, on est à 93% du seuil "double ex-libris", et il ne reste que jusqu'à demain soir pour participer ! #art @tipeee.bsky.social
Photo du trait reporté sur la feuille de papier aquarelle.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is calmly sitting on his computer when he is startled by noises that sound somewhere between coughing and choking. Alarmed, he rushes to investigate.
Blue: Green? Are you okay?

Blue finds Green on his back on the floor, evidently shaken up but otherwise unharmed.
Green: I somehow swallowed spittle wrong.
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David Revoy @davidrevoy.com · 30/09/2026
Meat Proxies Bonus speedpaint: www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFanta... #webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater
Panel 1. Cepper, a Gothic sorceress, walks toward the "Faculty of Fire Magic" (the label is framed on the door). Beyond the door, we see scholars writing grimoires with AI parrots nearby. Signs on the faculty wall read: "Fireballs must be kept at a safe academic distance." and "The Faculty is NOT responsible for burnt eyebrows."  
> Cepper: "The Ring of Fire spell... I need it."  
> Cepper: "So let's ask someone who knows it, the good old human way."Panel 2. Cepper is now inside the faculty. She adopts a friendly pose and politely approaches a sorceress scholar halfing fox, red hair, she looks visibly bored or emotionally exhausted. Her AI Parrot writes in a grimoire for her; she barely glances at it.  
> Cepper: "Hey, would you happen to know how to cast a Ring of Fire spell? "  Panel 3. The scholar doesn't bother responding herself: she simply asks her AI Parrot. 
> Scholar: "Avian Intelligence, tell me how to cast a Ring of Fire spell."  
> AI Parrot: "Absolutely! PyroCircus."  
* Inserted panel, she repeats the Parrot's words word-for-word while Cepper barely contains her frustration in the background.  
> Scholar: "Absolutely. PyroCircus."Panel 4. Cepper, is intrigued but asks seriously while the scholar maintains her dead-inside expression.  
> Cepper: "Wait, you're simply just an AI meat proxy now, aren't you?"  
> Scholar: "Avian Intelligence, tell me how to reply to that."
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Bruno Bellamy @brunobellamy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
La #video du mois, plus particulièrement pour les tipeuses et tipeurs d'août (et bien sûr aussi pour les fans de Fender, mon #chassistant) : www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWOO... #art #illustration #bellaminette #merci @tipeee.bsky.social
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Unboxing et tirages au sort de septembre 2026
YouTube video by Bruno Bellamy
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting at a table, in front of a game board set up with several character figurines and various pieces of landscape terrain. On the table is also a measuring tape and a scattering of dice.
Green: Okay, that makes six. How many points did we need to dodge that strike?
Blue: Eight.
Green: Oof.

Both of the foxes look at the board pensively.
Blue: I guess that concludes the campaign. Another party wiped out in their first combat encounter.
Green: At this point we're just feeding adventurers to highwaymen.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Praise the Lord!
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: An angel in heaven reports to God on the clouds. "Heavenly Father, the humans have started being intimate for fun." Panel 2: "They've also started screaming your name when they climax." Panel 3: God considers. "Hmm... Not gonna lie..." Panel 4: God admits, "It does turn me on a bit."
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CONTINUED, The Boy From Venus #14 🍝
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone who can laugh at themselves will never cease to be amused. Says Skeletor who doesn’t trust those who can’t laugh at themselves - I consider it a mental illness.
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