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josh 🐢

@tortoise.dad
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husband and dad interested in tortoises, disco, soil science, running, gardening, and forums! redlands, ca ko6dla

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 2h
This is how I ran my store and every single time it was SO satisfying to yell back at people like "YES, I am The Owner. All this stuff is mine. Sole Proprietor. End of the line. Get out."
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 06/10/2026
Watching this forum right now. Maria Montes and Dale Broome are low life MAGA scum!
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 06/10/2026
Nice work!
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 06/10/2026
Made my own version of olive garden's zuppa toscana even though it's a million degrees outside.
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 03/10/2026
Ten miler was a struggle today but I got it done. Looking forward to a big lunch and a bigger nap
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 02/10/2026
idk... $100 seems like too much for a regular ol' half marathon registration.
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 30/09/2026
I used to play the shit out of this
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 29/09/2026
Back on my alien plant hunt bullshit o7 #elitedangerous
A screenshot from elite dangerous showing some red things growing on a moon. In the distance there's a chromed asp explorer on the horizon. In the sky there's a streak of light from the galactic plane
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 27/09/2026
Saw a few of the dads from the running group on BICYCLES. Shameful
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 27/09/2026
My dad is Mexican but we really didn't embrace that as a family.
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 27/09/2026
I went to a beautiful quinceanera today and I really wish I had been exposed to Mexican culture more while I was growing up
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 27/09/2026
I just watched this but I wouldn't mind seeing it again tbh
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 26/09/2026
Me today
Spongebob showing off his muscular legs
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 26/09/2026
10 miler is done. I hit 700 miles so far this year. Feeling strong even though I woke up not wanting to do the work
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 25/09/2026
Cardle 1/5 Streak 1🔥 Total Score 27 🟢 🟢 🟢 had to do it to em
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 24/09/2026
My brother is dating a cop and my family is already making excuses for her before we've even met her. Unless she's Frank Serpico I'm not having it
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 24/09/2026
Teddy at his best
youtu.be
Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes - The Love I Lost (Official Soul Train Video)
YouTube video by Philadelphia International Records
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 24/09/2026
One of my dad's all-time favorites
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I'm Your Puppet - James & Bobby Purify (1966) (HD Quality)
YouTube video by mleroy
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 24/09/2026
Wednesday night playlist
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The Stylistics - You're a Big Girl Now (2026 Remaster) [Official Lyric Video]
YouTube video by TheStylisticsVEVO
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 23/09/2026
Oh yes please this looks great. Chiles rellenos italianos
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 20/09/2026
It's almost cool enough for house slippers instead of house slides. I had nearly forgotten such temperatures were possible here
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 18/09/2026
Beautiful. What is watering like for something this small with so little soil??
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 12/09/2026
10 miler was a stretch today. I only ran on Monday this week and there were only two of us out today for the group run. Got it done but the last 5k was rough
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 12/09/2026
Hell yaaaaaa nice work
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 12/09/2026
Hahaha! It's so annoying and the kids are being the sweetest/funniest!
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 12/09/2026
Kids love a bald head but adults act so awkward about it. I know I'm bald. I shave my own head every 48-72 hrs!
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 09/09/2026
Well doesn't it figure that they left out the paid training day I attended. Motherfuckers!
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 09/09/2026
Oh hell yes that sounds even better than mushrooms and 'chokes. I love eggplant. And now I want kashke bademjan
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 09/09/2026
That gormeh sabzi recipe you posted looks great. The meat is my least fav part anyway so veggie/vegan is very intriguing!
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 09/09/2026
Tomorrow I get my first paycheck from someone else's payroll in like 3 years!
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 09/09/2026
My Persian grandmother-in-law gave me a Persian rice cooker and now I can't stop making tahdig even when I'm trying to make like sushi rice or Spanish rice.
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 08/09/2026
Well... Shit
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 05/09/2026
Had a nice long run with the dads. Felt good to be back after missing last week
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 03/09/2026
Getting on the treadmill after work hasn't been as bad as I anticipated. Just gotta get changed as soon as I get home and then back in the car to go to the gym. Once I get moving, the rest is easy enough! Grateful my schedule and childcare allow for it
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 02/09/2026
God I hate bo burnham
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 01/09/2026
i am extremely not about it. wifi connection required. she's 3. she wants to PLAY
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 01/09/2026
My mom got my 3yo one of those tonie audiobook things and jfc what a hassle this thing is
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 31/08/2026
I love this song
music.youtube.com
Sweet Music
YouTube video by Dizzy K - Topic
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 30/08/2026
Happy Chris Belasco Day!!
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 30/08/2026
Hangin' out in deep space on #EliteDangerous
Elite Dangerous screenshot of a chrome spaceship on a tan moon. An astronaut scans some alien plants in the foreground
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 29/08/2026
I made some grasshopper friends in the garden this evening
Grasshopper on a purple kale tree stemGrasshopper on a tomato plant
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace
youtu.be
Travelin’ Prayer
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 24/08/2026
How accurate do we think gym treadmills are? Plus or minus 5%? 10%?
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 23/08/2026
It's really something to get called up to the Principal's office at 42 years old
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 22/08/2026
Also Dolphin House has been on my To Watch list for a while
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 22/08/2026
Not exactly the same but Grizzly Man by Werner Herzog is fantastic. My Octopus Teacher was good as well. And Winged Migration is a classic IMHO
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 21/08/2026
Hell yesssss
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 19/08/2026
I work for The District now and in 5 days work I've had two intimidation visits from district "Safety" regarding my conduct prior to being hired. I feel like this is not legal
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 15/08/2026
10 mile long run ✔️ Craving a jalapeno ham and cheese croissant and no less than 3L of ice cold water
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 12/08/2026
Never enough Herbie in my life. #jazzsky #nowplaying #herbiehancock
Cover art for Herbie Hancock Speak Like A Child
A silhouette of two people kissing next to a fence. The sky is a pale peach color
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