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josh 🐢

@tortoise.dad
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husband and dad interested in tortoises, disco, soil science, running, gardening, and forums! redlands, ca ko6dla

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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 29/09/2026
Back on my alien plant hunt bullshit o7 #elitedangerous
A screenshot from elite dangerous showing some red things growing on a moon. In the distance there's a chromed asp explorer on the horizon. In the sky there's a streak of light from the galactic plane
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 26/09/2026
Me today
Spongebob showing off his muscular legs
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 30/08/2026
Hangin' out in deep space on #EliteDangerous
Elite Dangerous screenshot of a chrome spaceship on a tan moon. An astronaut scans some alien plants in the foreground
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 29/08/2026
I made some grasshopper friends in the garden this evening
Grasshopper on a purple kale tree stemGrasshopper on a tomato plant
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 12/08/2026
Never enough Herbie in my life. #jazzsky #nowplaying #herbiehancock
Cover art for Herbie Hancock Speak Like A Child
A silhouette of two people kissing next to a fence. The sky is a pale peach color
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 01/08/2026
9 mile long run with the dads. Little bit of a struggle but got it done. Started off greeted by this perfect zinnia #seenonmyrun #runsky #bloomscrolling
Pink zinnia blossom
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 29/07/2026
Listening to Dorothy Ashby. Remembering my grandfather who loved her music #nowplaying #jazzsky
Cover art for Dorothy Ashby's album "Django/Misty"
A drawing of an orange room with a yellow circular rug. On the left is a person riding some kind of llama? There are shapes that look like vases on the rug along with a plant or bouquet of flowers. A tiny person riding a giraffe and a white tub full of water.
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 07/07/2026
Hell ya. I won at Pokemon Monopoly
A tabletop with Pokemon Monopoly set up for play. In the foreground is my completed Pokedex mat
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 05/07/2026
Fucking love this album. 'Hang Up Your Hang Ups" is the best #nowplaying #jazzsky
Cover art for herbie Hancock's album Man-child. An orange and yellow martian looking landscape with some bubbles, a sliver of a moon, and a giant Buddha-esque bust
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 05/07/2026
Columbines spotted down at the bbq #bloomscrolling #gardensky
Purple columbines Purple columbines
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 25/06/2026
Hell yes
A BLT made with homegrown siskiyou orange tomato on a blue plate
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 24/06/2026
Calm down Yorba Linda. Jesus
A gigantic DO NOT ENTER WRONG WAY sign behind a white sedan
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 20/06/2026
Dad's showing off his Star Trek comic book collection
Star Trek comic book #4 with a CGC rating of 9.6
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 09/06/2026
We did alright, fam. The chicken was a hit.
Homemade Persian food on a table with many hands serving themselves. Zaresh polo, joojeh kabob, khoresh gheymeh, fesenjan, tahdig, polo, mast musir, and ghormeh sabzi
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 02/06/2026
I almost forgot that it's New Running Shoes Day!!
Hoka Clifton 10 in aqua blue and white
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 30/05/2026
Guys I grew this cabbage!!
Three pound head of cabbage and three cherry tomatoes sit on the ugliest granite countertop
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 28/05/2026
I forgot I stumbled upon these stunners #seenonmyrun #bloomscrolling
Pink and white flower. I think it's a columbine but idk whichWhite columbine flowers
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 10/05/2026
Scored a brand new one of these yesterday!
One of those garden tower grow system thingies. This is a product promo photo and it is full of beautiful flowers and herbs
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 09/05/2026
🎶🎵 it's the most wonderful time of yearrrrrr 🎶🎵
A little green wire basket held up in front of the tree that was harvested
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 09/05/2026
Goodnight #nowplaying #jazzsky
Cover art for bola sete "ocean"
A tropical beach with palm trees and an abnormally large seashell
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 07/05/2026
I know the wonderful company is awful but these pistachios are so good. Every flavor better than the last
A bag of dill pickle flavored pistachios
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 03/05/2026
Wow I found columbines growing at the mortuary on my street!!!
A pretty fuzzy pic of white and yellow columbine flowers
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 02/05/2026
Long(er) run today. Had company for the first 5k which was nice
Red poppy blossoms overlaid with run data
439 ft ascent 9.00 mi distance 1:40'14 duration
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 28/04/2026
Today it was either this or a mini menty b
Picture of a dirt trail through a thicket
Across the bottom:
434 ft ascent, 1:11'17 duration, 6.25 mi distance
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 28/04/2026
without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?
The only way to thug it out is to thug it through
Cholo standing facing into a wormhole?
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 24/04/2026
Directly into my veins, please #nowplaying #jazzsky
Cover art for Herbie Hancock's EMPYREAN ISLES. Blue splotches on black. Black and blue lines resembling branches of a plant. In the top right corner it says
EMPYREAN ISLES
HERBIE HANCOCK
FREDDIE HUBBARD 
RON CARTER
ANTHONY WILLIAMS
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 21/04/2026
10k w/ some hill repeats. Ded.
Photo of a steep residential road going downhill. There are rich peoples' houses on either side. in the distance, across the santa ana river valley, the base of the San Bernardino mountains is visible under a layer of darkening clouds
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 19/04/2026
got out there for some trail miles with the dads today. nearly a half marathon. had to take two naps though heh
me running down a mountain trail with grass and a few golden flowers. there are a few dead trees nearby and lives ones in the distance
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 16/04/2026
Never gets old watching these guys emerge from the egg
A hand holds a leopard tortoise hatchling completely tucked into his carapace aside from the very tip of his nose. The tortoise is approximately 3" long
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 30/03/2026
One benefit to feeding the birds is these just show up in your yard #bloomscrolling
A sunflower in bloom
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 28/03/2026
Check out this cool beehive #seenonmyrun #runsky 🏃🏽
A honeybee hive way up in an olive tree
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 24/03/2026
Caterpillar season 🐛🦋
A monarch caterpillar climbing up a dead stem with milkweed leaves in the background
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 22/03/2026
Guys I made a very important friend on a hike today
The cutest California newt straight chillin in some cool clear water
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 21/03/2026
Behold!
Some very young early fresh grape buds growing on a vine that is climbing up a wire trellis on a wooden fence
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 21/03/2026
Quick and dirty trail run before the heat comes
Early morning photo of a trail in Oakmont Park in Redlands. The dirt trail leads forward through grass from the center and bends to the right. Rolling hills ascend on either side. Laid over the photo is the text "Suunto 49'32.7 duration, 4.09 mi distance, 515 ft ascent
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 06/03/2026
my9games.com
a 3x3 grid of cover art from nine games . from LtoR top to bottom:
simcity 2000, pokemon blue, super mario bros 3, the sims, simfarm, super mario 64, king's quest, command & conquer: red alert, and pilotwings
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 03/03/2026
Heyyyyyy not too shabby for my second carrot harvest - ever! #gardensky
A top down view of approx 30 freshly picked carrots, dirt and all, sitting on a wooden table with a AA battery for scale.
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 02/03/2026
Piglet has awoken from his hibernation! 🐢
A CA desert tortoise sits on concrete near a tray of water and a freshly pulled weed. A small child is sitting near him off frame
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 01/03/2026
We did it, fam!
Tort Dad running in front of a beautiful bed of red orange yellow and white flowers
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 26/02/2026
The white sage in the front yard is pretty happy about the recent weather
Photo of new growth on a white sage plant
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 23/02/2026
Dig these recycled tire pots I saw at the nursery yesterday! Pretty creative
Old tires and pieces of tires assembled to make a pot for a plant. They're painted a weird copper color and stacked up on display for sale.
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 23/02/2026
I bought a parfianka pomegranate tree!
A 2.5' tall baby pomegranate tree sits in a 5gal planting bag
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 14/02/2026
ABB Always Be Birding
A great egret sits on top of a house. Behind it in the distance are the neighborhoods of Yucaipa, CA
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 14/02/2026
Not a bad day for it. I am fuckin wiped out though.
photo of a trail coming from the bottom left corner up to the middle. Steep slopes descend on the right. In the distance are mountains and hills of Yucaipa and beyond
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 06/02/2026
This is directed at someone I actually know IRL and it's been rough watching them go all-in on crypto and lose. He's still holding out hope, I'm afraid. Anyway, I wish I could see the full context!
screenshot of jason scott @textfiles checking in with someone who was pissed about crypto being a scam
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 06/02/2026
Here is a California Scrub Jay I saw in my front yard
A scrub jay stands on gray leaf litter with a few ivy runners poking through
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 31/01/2026
Redlands, u alright sometimes ❤️ P.s. fuck jack dangermond
Looking north-northwest across the intersection orange and Redlands Blvd. Protesters are on every corner holding signs, wearing traffic vests, making their presence known
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 31/01/2026
Sooooo pumped I finally got a desert mallow growing from seed!
Soft orange/apricot colored blossoms on a plant with fuzzy wrinkly leaves. It's a desert mallow native to southern California
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 29/01/2026
My 8yo got a butterfly hatching kit for Christmas and they are all hatching today, one by one. It's pretty incredible to see
A newly emerged butterfly with limp and soggy wings climbing inside a netted enclosure
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josh 🐢 @tortoise.dad · 24/01/2026
Gross
Billboard for a weed dispensary that says "you smelt it, we dealt it"
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